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Unscrupulous acts by pizza men!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Wise man say: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

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  • DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    There is an extremely short list of things permitted to tickle me:

    kitties
    puppies
    licensed, professionally accredited hotties

    note the lack of an exoskeleton on any of those.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    depends how you define hotties

    if chitin doesn't illicit primal urges well then

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I could see Christopher Johnson giving a good tickle.
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  • DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS
  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
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    What about white dudes offering you spider crabs but then secretly charging you for the service of being scared to death?

    The only thing I see in that image is deliciousness.

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  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    took a trip with my folks to backwater new york to visit my grandmother about fifteen years ago

    got home, went into the basement, went to flip through a nintendo power that i had left at home and hadn't yet read

    it was full of earwigs

    i recall it vividly even today because i was INCREDIBLY DISPLEASED

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  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mood Modifier: -10: Magazine Full of Insects

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Seeing this thread title over and over is making me want a pizza.

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  • zen-zen- Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    OP's friend is so wrong. Also bonus points for being too much of a nancy to say to the guy 'oh I thought this was free, never mind'.

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    zen- wrote: »
    Also bonus points for being too much of a nancy to say to the guy 'oh I thought this was free, never mind'.

    Yeah I'm pretty sure this is what is making your friend mad

    Impotent rage at his inability to correct his own mistake

    A mistake which consisted of assuming that a place that sells food for money would give him food for nothing

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Squall wrote: »
    every single crab is adorable

    fact

    see, Squall's got the right idea

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    zen- wrote: »
    Also bonus points for being too much of a nancy to say to the guy 'oh I thought this was free, never mind'.

    Yeah I'm pretty sure this is what is making your friend mad

    Impotent rage at his inability to correct his own mistake

    A mistake which consisted of assuming that a place that sells food for money would give him food for nothing

    If its like most pizza places I know of, they aren't charging him for the drink but they have to charge him for the cup because that's what they inventory.

    Fucking charging for water...

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    I just hate the fact that I have no idea that they are there. If they could talk and stuff and like asked to come in and I gave them permission to be in my room and kill other bugs I feel like I would allow that

    but they're all sneaky and it's not cool.

    did you know

    that there are more cells belonging to bacteria in your body than cells belonging to your body?

    in fact, about ten times more!

    Bacteria are also many times smaller than the average body cell though.

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Squall wrote: »
    also true

    if you think waiting 15 minutes for a calzone to cook entitles you to something

    well

    i guess you dont understand how ovens work?

    I'm mad life isn't like the Jetsons. You need to be able to press a button and receive food immediately.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I just remembered this one time I went to a pizza place (probably a different one than OP's roomate) and I was really thirsty. I ordered a stromboli and a coke, eat the stromboli, drank the coke, but I was still thirsty. So I go up to the counter and ask for a refill, and pull out .75 to pay for it. When he hands me the drink and I offer him the money, he said, "Don't worry 'bout it." He was a kindly old gentlemen, so I dropped the change in the tip jar instead. So sometimes pizza places DO give out free drinks!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    once we got a pizza guy to deliver us a pack of cigarettes and a lighter with our pizza

    also the delivery was to the middle of a dark park that was closed at night

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ahhh, Richmond.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i was sorta surprised given the context of that delivery would have been, in most cases, the prelude to a mugging

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  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    godmode wrote: »
    I just remembered this one time I went to a pizza place (probably a different one than OP's roomate) and I was really thirsty. I ordered a stromboli and a coke, eat the stromboli, drank the coke, but I was still thirsty. So I go up to the counter and ask for a refill, and pull out .75 to pay for it. When he hands me the drink and I offer him the money, he said, "Don't worry 'bout it." He was a kindly old gentlemen, so I dropped the change in the tip jar instead. So sometimes pizza places DO give out free drinks!

    That sounds more like free refills to me. Any civilized establishment not run by jerks have those.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    godmode wrote: »
    I just remembered this one time I went to a pizza place (probably a different one than OP's roomate) and I was really thirsty. I ordered a stromboli and a coke, eat the stromboli, drank the coke, but I was still thirsty. So I go up to the counter and ask for a refill, and pull out .75 to pay for it. When he hands me the drink and I offer him the money, he said, "Don't worry 'bout it." He was a kindly old gentlemen, so I dropped the change in the tip jar instead. So sometimes pizza places DO give out free drinks!

    That sounds more like free refills to me. Any civilized establishment not run by jerks have those.

    and even if it weren't

    it should be considered the exception, not the rule

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    godmode wrote: »
    I just remembered this one time I went to a pizza place (probably a different one than OP's roomate) and I was really thirsty. I ordered a stromboli and a coke, eat the stromboli, drank the coke, but I was still thirsty. So I go up to the counter and ask for a refill, and pull out .75 to pay for it. When he hands me the drink and I offer him the money, he said, "Don't worry 'bout it." He was a kindly old gentlemen, so I dropped the change in the tip jar instead. So sometimes pizza places DO give out free drinks!

    That sounds more like free refills to me. Any civilized establishment not run by jerks have those.

    Yeah, but refills are clearly listed on the menu as .75!

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Places that charge for refills are like Hitler

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A Subway near me used to offer free refills.

    I moved out to Birmingham, the Subways there do not offer free refills.

    I moved back to Lichfield for a bit, the Subway there no longer offered free refills.

    I enquired, the manager assured me there were never any free refills.

    I clearly either entered, or exited some kind of beverage twilight zone...

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  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ringo wrote: »
    Places that charge for refills are like Hitler

    The only excuse I will accept for refill charges is when it's some kind of special drink that costs more or they make themselves. I'm sorry, but if you get it from the soda fountain than you are not exactly doing a lot of work. But even these people are not Hitler

    There are places that give you a styrofoam cup, direct you to a soda fountain next to the silverware, and have a goddamn piece of paper on the soda fountain that either tells you

    A:there is a limit of 1 refill

    B:Tells you how much to pay for a refill

    or C:No fucking refills

    Those people are Hitler.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Most places around here have refills, but my school is hitler because in the cafeteria there's a soda fountain with a paper taped to it reading "no refills"

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  • BorommakotBorommakot Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Fandyien wrote: »
    once we got a pizza guy to deliver us a pack of cigarettes and a lighter with our pizza

    also the delivery was to the middle of a dark park that was closed at night

    This can only either be Assante's or Chanello's, and I'd put my money on Assante's.

    Thems some good people right there. Delivered to us once at latin convention and the driver gave us a copy of the receipt translated into latin, huge tip for that guy.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    There is a restaurant next to campus here that will deliver beer and some other kinds of alcohol until like 2:00am

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Graves wrote: »
    Most places around here have refills, but my school is hitler because in the cafeteria there's a soda fountain with a paper taped to it reading "no refills"

    you gonna let yourself be stopped by a paper towel?

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  • DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Most places around here have refills, but my school is hitler because in the cafeteria there's a soda fountain with a paper taped to it reading "no refills"

    you gonna let yourself be stopped by a paper towel?

    to be fair that paper is backed up by the full might of the Waffen SS.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wait maybe they won't deliver beer anymore...

    Or maybe they never did and I dreamed it up

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dammit, I missed the ant talk.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    everything is hitler

    everything

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    even puppies and rainbows?

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I bet Hitler like puppies and rainbows

    well fuck that


    I say kill all rainbows

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  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Everything has been affected by everything in the universe, and Hitler existed in this universe.

    Therefore the universe and everything in it is Hitler.
    Even puppies and rainbows.

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Your moms a hitler.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I am hitler

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Next, you'll whine that water in Europe isn't free.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I was an unscrupulous pizza man once, back when I delivered

    some guy was ordering pizza for the super bowl, and he came to the door fucking tanked

    so he hands me like twenty dollars more than he owes, and then pulls a wad of bills out of his pocket all crumpled up so I couldn't see what they were, hands them to me, and says "thazz fer you, burrddy"

    so I walked calmly back to the truck, drove off, and counted it when I was out of sight

    dumbass gave me a tip that was a little more than the cost of the order: about $75

    I might have gone back and asked him if he meant to give me such a large tip if he hadn't buzzed me in through the wrought iron gates and put the pizza down on the hood of his M5 in order to pay me

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