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Unscrupulous acts by pizza men!

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    yeah I mean it's a lame thing to do

    but being short 5 bucks is not going to get you fired, at least not from any retail job I've ever worked.


    Unless they are short like every day but if thats the case they suck at their job

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Also, I've noticed ants generally come in two types: carrion ants and sugar ants. Carrion ants like meat, sugar ants prefer things with sugar material in them. They won't eat the other kind of food than the one their species evolved on.


    INTERESTING ANT FACTS!



    It's possible they might be going after your footcheese, especially if they are carrion ants and your shoes smell rank.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2011
    Crashmo wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    one time i went to a pizza place

    and the cashier accidently gave me a 5 instead of a 1 for change

    i gave it back when most people wouldn't have, and i felt good all day

    a clean, natural high

    This is a good thing to do

    A lot of people think "Wee, free money!" and don't realize the cashier could end up fired for having a short register, or at least getting in some kind of trouble/feeling bad for coming up short

    nah, a lot of people give it back because they think a lot of people don't and they want to feel like they're better people

    but they're not

    they're just equally as good

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    These ants seem to be centering around some dirt from the bottom of my shoes?

    EDIT: Fuck it I'm gonna go get high then worry about ants

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    sugar ants prefer things with sugar material in them

    please tell us more

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    what you should do is see if you can locate the trail they're using and trace it to the food source. If it's your shoes that should be where the trail ends.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Jasconius wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    sugar ants prefer things with sugar material in them

    please tell us more

    honey bees are responsible for...


    wait for it


    ... producing the honey we eat :O

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    maybe you stepped on an ant hill???

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ok so all the ants I saw before...

    That whole group is gone...

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Graves wrote: »
    Ha, but nah it's just my room, though there are ants in a couple of rooms.

    I'm gonna have to go hardcore tomorrow and kill every one of them.

    Is it common for them to live IN the house or are they stationed outside and just coming in here for food?

    Yes to the second one

    I can't find a good picture but these liquid bait stations have always worked amazingly for me in the house, and they are fairly cheap if I remember

    set one or two up near where you see them coming out of the walls, or at least where they seem to be gathering for food

    make sure you let them grab the bait and leave, resist the urge to squish them, so they can bring the poison back to their queen

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Graves on a scale of 1 to Keanu Reeves' acting in The Matrix, how high are you right now?



    Don't poison ants if you can just remove whatever food source they found to get them to leave!

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    sugar ants prefer things with sugar material in them

    please tell us more

    honey bees are responsible for...


    wait for it


    ... producing the honey we eat :O

    similarly, we get our robots from botflies

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ubik wrote: »
    maybe you stepped on an ant hill???

    this is sounding pretty likely, in which case they'll leave on their own pretty quickly.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Don't risk it

    kill them all

    exoskeletons for the exoskeleton throne

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Graves wrote: »
    So I just put on my shoes and I noticed a couple ants on one, and a few on the other, so I was like wtf is in my shoes?

    So I bend down and look and I see that my carpet is crawling with ants.

    What the fuck, man?

    Where did these ants come from?

    How long have I been walking on them?

    AND I CANT VACUUM THEM ALL UP BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS SLEEPING ROAR

    Vacuuming wouldn't necessarily kill them. Then you just have a vacuum full of ants.

    Go get the pesticides and go to fucking town, you don't want ants in your house

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Graves wrote: »
    Ok so all the ants I saw before...

    That whole group is gone...

    Yeah, we saw your posts so we decided to lay low for a bit.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    does anyone else remember that asshole that posted here a long while ago about how his room was infested with ants and how instead of removing or killing them he was going to try to keep them as pets

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Don't be a dick to ants just because they're small and annoying! They are harmless, unlike, say, rats or mosquitos or some kinds of wasps.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    you won't be saying that when they all crawl in your mouth at night

    cause you won't be able to talk!

    cause you'll be dead!

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    fuck I have to start counting my change

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Graves wrote: »
    Ok so all the ants I saw before...

    That whole group is gone...

    It's cool, they're waiting for you to go to sleep.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ubik wrote: »
    you won't be saying that when they all crawl in your mouth at night

    cause you won't be able to talk!

    cause you'll be dead!

    there is actually a species of ant that will literally do this
    when they are moving colonies, they will kill anything and everything in their path that doesn't get out of the way fast enough. Like livestock trapped in pens, or sleeping/infant humans.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    allow me to pharezon post

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdry7_5qck

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    amazonian ant species are the coolest/scariest

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Speed Racer wrote: »
    does anyone else remember that asshole that posted here a long while ago about how his room was infested with ants and how instead of removing or killing them he was going to try to keep them as pets

    I hope that works out!

    This person going to keep us posted on their progress?

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    Speed Racer wrote: »
    does anyone else remember that asshole that posted here a long while ago about how his room was infested with ants and how instead of removing or killing them he was going to try to keep them as pets

    I hope that works out!

    This person going to keep us posted on their progress?

    I'm pretty sure this was like

    2+ years ago

    I just remembered it because everyone was talking about ants

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ubik wrote: »
    the key fact is that

    AFTER seeing the soda added to the tab

    HE STILL ACCEPTED the soda

    HE THEN paid for the soda

    case closed

    this is the sound of a gavel

    I feel like you should end every post with "this is the sound of a gavel"

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    fuck ants

    we were on vacation once when I was about 7
    apparently the place we were at was infested with big black ants
    one of them bit me and grabbed onto the skin below my eye at night

    a 7 year old, waking up, walking into the bathroom to check it out, turning on the light and seeing a big ol' ant hanging off my face

    kill them all

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Leafcutter ants are neat.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    the key fact is that

    AFTER seeing the soda added to the tab

    HE STILL ACCEPTED the soda

    HE THEN paid for the soda

    case closed

    this is the sound of a gavel

    I feel like you should end every post with "this is the sound of a gavel"

    so it is written, so it shall be

    this is the sound of a gavel

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    fuck all living things other than humans

    and maybe some dogs

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    couldn't you just end every post with BAM BAM BAM

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ok so after watching that video I feel like I am completely covered in ants thank you

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Obviously once the ant civilization reached its peak the ants rebelled against their tyrannical self-proclaimed god

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i could do a lot of things

    this is the sound of a gavel

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Speed Racer wrote: »
    fuck all living things other than humans

    and maybe some dogs

    I had no idea you were into such kinky things, Speed Racer.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh and one of the comments on that ant video is a reply to some other dude (who i didnt see on the immediate page and decided not to pursue further):


    "well i dont believe in that mumbo jumbo of god or bibble but i do aggre with you about we being in a bad world lol"

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    you could end everything with:

    this is the sound of a gavel

    BAM BAM BAM

    break for recess

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    so do you guys believe in god, or bibble

    nevermind

    I thought bibble was the first half of bibble babble

    but it's just a stupid misspelling of bible

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