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jirf88jirf88 Registered User regular
edited May 2011 in Social Entropy++
As I sit here, wasting away the last hour or so of my work day I suddenly had a realisation. A moment of clarity, if you will. I became aware that I was sitting at my desk eating peanut butter with a knife and that half the jar is now gone.

It was at this point that I learnt that it is not a good idea to keep peanut butter on my desk.

Damn it was tasty though.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    today i learned not to click on threads by people i don't know

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Today when I got home from work

    I broke off a square of dark chocolate

    and scooped it into a jar of peanut butter

    then ate that shit

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Never put salt in your eyes.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    What Did We Learn In This Thread Tonight, Craig?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Corned Beef is called that because back in the day they called anything that was large and granular "corn," and so they used "corns" of salt to cure the beef.

    I looked that up the other day because I was curious.

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  • PhantPhant Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I learned that "Esquire" is not a title for any particular standing, it just sort of means 'upper crust' in a vague, unspecific manner.

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    Today when I got home from work

    I broke off a square of dark chocolate

    and scooped it into a jar of peanut butter

    then ate that shit

    Holy mother of god...

    I must try this.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Phant wrote: »
    I learned that "Esquire" is not a title for any particular standing, it just sort of means 'upper crust' in a vague, unspecific manner.

    It is a title - like mister or missus or doctor or sir only it comes after a name

    These days it's usually used by lawyers.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    Phant wrote: »
    I learned that "Esquire" is not a title for any particular standing, it just sort of means 'upper crust' in a vague, unspecific manner.

    It is a title - like mister or missus or doctor or sir only it comes after a name

    These days it's usually used by lawyers.

    Yes, but mister, missus and doctor all have specific meanings while esquire doesn't.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    Phant wrote: »
    I learned that "Esquire" is not a title for any particular standing, it just sort of means 'upper crust' in a vague, unspecific manner.

    It is a title - like mister or missus or doctor or sir only it comes after a name

    These days it's usually used by lawyers.

    And time travelers.

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  • President RexPresident Rex Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I learned that NASA estimates that flight crew members use 0.8kg of oxygen per day.


    ...I think chocolate and peanut butter's deliciousness may be a better discovery.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i realised that it's really rare to refer to english speakers as 'immigrants' instead of 'expats'

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I learned that I'm capable of mounting a projector on my ceiling without it immediately falling off again.

    I am manly.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Never put salt in your eyes.

    Always put salt in your eyes.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Never put salt in your eyes.

    Always put salt in your eyes.

    Put salt in someone else's eyes.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Put cinnamon in your eyes

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Put something salty in Hunter's eyes

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    today I learned that dead people can be quite heavy

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  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    put the screw

    in the tuna

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Put cinnamon in your eyes

    always do the cinnamon challenge on hot girls

    #pipe on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I leant about failure modes in concrete structures from the christchurch earthquake.

    It was pretty interesting!

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    today I learned that dead people can be quite heavy

    Fat people die too.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Today I learned that people can get very uppity when you disagree with them

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sheri wrote: »
    Today I learned that people can get very uppity when you disagree with them

    no i dont

    you are wrong and i hate you

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Today I learnt that you come at the king, you best not miss.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    Today I learned that having to poop while on the subway is the worst feeling ever.

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Put cinnamon in your eyes

    always do the cinnamon challenge on hot girls

    What's that?

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Today I learned that having to poop while stuck in rush hour is the worst feeling ever.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    Yeah I imagine that's pretty awful too, Pain.

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I learnt that simulated patients prefer my business like manner over the compassion+ manner the SoM is pushing.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Never put salt in your eyes.

    Always put salt in your eyes.

    Salt-cure your eyes with corns of salt.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Today I learned that having to poop while stuck in rush hour is the worst feeling ever.

    I once spent about thirteen hours caught on a snow covered motorway moving at the speed of treacle. I needed to piss so badly. So badly. But I just didn't have time, and I couldn't afford my car to get snowed in. So I just had to keep moving forwards.

    At one point I had my junk in a bottle, but it became obvious that if I started the waterworks then everything would be terrible. That and the lady in the passenger seat of the car next to me was looking at my bits (I had to kind of half-stand).

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also, I learnt i DIDN'T need a drink to relax today.

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    today i learned that being successful wont make you feel secure.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    yesterday I learned that people on twitter can get borderline psychotic when you insinuate that summer glau is a mediocre actress

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    today I remembered that calling summer glau a mediocre actress is pretty generous

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ivar wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Put cinnamon in your eyes

    always do the cinnamon challenge on hot girls

    What's that?

    http://tinyurl.com/c4fkjj

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Squall wrote: »
    yesterday I learned that people on twitter can get borderline psychotic when you insinuate that summer glau is a mediocre actress

    Man that guy sure was something

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Today I learned that people can get very uppity when you disagree with them

    no i dont

    you are wrong and i hate you

    I was gonna say today I learned that Mr. Fuzzbutt is awesome

    But I guess I'm wrong soooo

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Tonight I learned that Source Code is a pretty good flick.

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