I know Tacos is full of shit because first of all he's not in a time zone that's raptured yet and also when you get to heaven they use different internets.
Like, 5G?
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited May 2011
i was talkin' to my buddies about how much it would suck to get raptured mid-joint or mid-raid
WHELP I was gonna be on a week-long trip but halfway through my dad decides that he believes in the rapture and drives us 5 hours back home so that 'we can be together'
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited May 2011
that is terrible
just
terrible
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
WHELP I was gonna be on a week-long trip but halfway through my dad decides that he believes in the rapture and drives us 5 hours back home so that 'we can be together'
...Did this really happen?
Because if I were you, I would slap your Dad in the face so hard come Sunday.
I know we're joking around, but while the world is obviously not ending at 6pm per time zone tomorrow, I certainly don't think everyone who believes in this is deluded or crazy. Yes, they're wrong, but the belief in something greater than what we can understand can be pretty alluring, and while even most people who hold a religious belief think this particular prophecy is bullshit, it's possible to see how some people could get drawn into it. Plus, there are far worse things than a father wanting to be with his family when the time comes, 'just in case'.
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
edited May 2011
mensch tell your dad the rapture can't occur earlier than 2060
It's sweet if that's his whole thing, but it still means he lacks a significant amount of critical thinking or he has more faith in a radio-show host than he has brains.
I'm just glad he didn't blow his savings in a "can't take it with you" kinda mood or murder his family/pets to protect them from the end-times.
What I'm really curious to hear about is how they gloss over this one on Sunday. I hope it's a more-interesting anouncement than "We were spared! It's a miracle! God is so great you guys!" or "Ah, forgot to carry the 3! Turns out there's still 7 years left to go. Keep preparing!"
It's sweet if that's his whole thing, but it still means he lacks a significant amount of critical thinking or he has more faith in a radio-show host than he has brains.
I'm just glad he didn't blow his savings in a "can't take it with you" kinda mood or murder his family/pets to protect them from the end-times.
What I'm really curious to hear about is how they gloss over this one on Sunday. I hope it's a more-interesting anouncement than "We were spared! It's a miracle! God is so great you guys!" or "Ah, forgot to carry the 3! Turns out there's still 7 years left to go. Keep preparing!"
"y'all need to tithe more to bring about the rapture!"
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zucchinirobotheropretty much amazingRegistered Userregular
At 12:10 a.m. today, as 1,500 riot police officers, 200 plainclothes detectives and 100 journalists kept watch outside the church, a teen-age boy stuck his head out the third-floor window and yelled to the crowd: "Nothing's happening!"
At 12:10 a.m. today, as 1,500 riot police officers, 200 plainclothes detectives and 100 journalists kept watch outside the church, a teen-age boy stuck his head out the third-floor window and yelled to the crowd: "Nothing's happening!"
The phenomenon known as the Rapture, prophesied in the Book of Revelation, set off a social crisis in South Korea as scores of believers sold their homes, quit their jobs, abandoned their families and underwent abortions to prepare for the one-way ride to heaven.
did Mother Teresa really say "the fruit of abortion is nuclear war"
what do you know, she totally didn't
which is good because it means Mother Teresa wasn't BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY
She did say that "abortion is the greatest destroyer of peace in the world" which is kind of crazy.
It's completely wrong, too.
Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, Ray Romano... Every terrible person who has ever lived was an unaborted baby.
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited May 2011
If the world was 100% unavoidable gonna end at a specific time that we all knew, I'd just take a couple sleeping pills (not suicide, just to fall asleep) and try to sleep through the whole thing.
If the world was 100% unavoidable gonna end at a specific time that we all knew, I'd just take a couple sleeping pills (not suicide, just to fall asleep) and try to sleep through the whole thing.
I'd tear my shirt off, run outside, beat my chest with my fists, and howl like a madman at the sky.
It's sweet if that's his whole thing, but it still means he lacks a significant amount of critical thinking or he has more faith in a radio-show host than he has brains.
I'm just glad he didn't blow his savings in a "can't take it with you" kinda mood or murder his family/pets to protect them from the end-times.
What I'm really curious to hear about is how they gloss over this one on Sunday. I hope it's a more-interesting anouncement than "We were spared! It's a miracle! God is so great you guys!" or "Ah, forgot to carry the 3! Turns out there's still 7 years left to go. Keep preparing!"
"y'all need to tithe more to bring about the rapture!"
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Like, 5G?
just
terrible
...Did this really happen?
Because if I were you, I would slap your Dad in the face so hard come Sunday.
I don't know what to say about that Mensch
Except I hope that on Sunday you make fun of your dad for being gullible
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While he's here, though, I figure I should actually talk to him because, you know, he's my dad so
does anyone have any questions for a rapture believer? Because I will ask him them
Isaac Newton had the figures
I'm just glad he didn't blow his savings in a "can't take it with you" kinda mood or murder his family/pets to protect them from the end-times.
What I'm really curious to hear about is how they gloss over this one on Sunday. I hope it's a more-interesting anouncement than "We were spared! It's a miracle! God is so great you guys!" or "Ah, forgot to carry the 3! Turns out there's still 7 years left to go. Keep preparing!"
"y'all need to tithe more to bring about the rapture!"
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Nothing is.
ask him if the world was ending wouldn't the pope or billy graham or somebody besides this one guy know about it
2nd day he drives us back
didnt even tell us why until we were 10 miles from home
Wait a minute.
Are you being serious right now?
Is that a stupid question?
Yeah, fuck this tolerance bullshit, who needs it.
She did say that "abortion is the greatest destroyer of peace in the world" which is kind of crazy.
No fatties allowed in my heaven.
It's completely wrong, too.
Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, Ray Romano... Every terrible person who has ever lived was an unaborted baby.
Hey now
No parent could ever expect their child to grow up to be a Ray Romano
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I'd tear my shirt off, run outside, beat my chest with my fists, and howl like a madman at the sky.
There ain't nothing fucking wrong with JD
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So hangon.
If we don't give god money.
He wont kill us all?
Well...... OK lets do that.
Satans..... hints.....
ask him if he understands what pascal's gambit is
ad then hit him with a 15 pound sledge
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