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An "Invisible" Rapture? Clever Girl

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    I know Tacos is full of shit because first of all he's not in a time zone that's raptured yet and also when you get to heaven they use different internets.

    Like, 5G?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i was talkin' to my buddies about how much it would suck to get raptured mid-joint or mid-raid

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    WHELP I was gonna be on a week-long trip but halfway through my dad decides that he believes in the rapture and drives us 5 hours back home so that 'we can be together'

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    that is terrible

    just

    terrible

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    WHELP I was gonna be on a week-long trip but halfway through my dad decides that he believes in the rapture and drives us 5 hours back home so that 'we can be together'

    ...Did this really happen?

    Because if I were you, I would slap your Dad in the face so hard come Sunday.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh wow

    I don't know what to say about that Mensch

    Except I hope that on Sunday you make fun of your dad for being gullible

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rapture time sounds like the perfect time to go on vacation.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i'm probably going to get raptured

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    do they have good weed in heaven

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    He says it 'most likely' will happen so if it doesn't then pffft its not like he's 100% wrong!!!!

    While he's here, though, I figure I should actually talk to him because, you know, he's my dad so

    does anyone have any questions for a rapture believer? Because I will ask him them

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    what does the inside of your own colon look/smell like

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Can I have all his stuff?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yeah, ask him what his credit card numbers are.

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I know we're joking around, but while the world is obviously not ending at 6pm per time zone tomorrow, I certainly don't think everyone who believes in this is deluded or crazy. Yes, they're wrong, but the belief in something greater than what we can understand can be pretty alluring, and while even most people who hold a religious belief think this particular prophecy is bullshit, it's possible to see how some people could get drawn into it. Plus, there are far worse things than a father wanting to be with his family when the time comes, 'just in case'.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    mensch tell your dad the rapture can't occur earlier than 2060

    Isaac Newton had the figures

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It's sweet if that's his whole thing, but it still means he lacks a significant amount of critical thinking or he has more faith in a radio-show host than he has brains.

    I'm just glad he didn't blow his savings in a "can't take it with you" kinda mood or murder his family/pets to protect them from the end-times.

    What I'm really curious to hear about is how they gloss over this one on Sunday. I hope it's a more-interesting anouncement than "We were spared! It's a miracle! God is so great you guys!" or "Ah, forgot to carry the 3! Turns out there's still 7 years left to go. Keep preparing!"

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    TankHammer wrote: »
    It's sweet if that's his whole thing, but it still means he lacks a significant amount of critical thinking or he has more faith in a radio-show host than he has brains.

    I'm just glad he didn't blow his savings in a "can't take it with you" kinda mood or murder his family/pets to protect them from the end-times.

    What I'm really curious to hear about is how they gloss over this one on Sunday. I hope it's a more-interesting anouncement than "We were spared! It's a miracle! God is so great you guys!" or "Ah, forgot to carry the 3! Turns out there's still 7 years left to go. Keep preparing!"

    "y'all need to tithe more to bring about the rapture!"

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    http://articles.latimes.com/1992-10-29/news/mn-925_1_south-korea
    At 12:10 a.m. today, as 1,500 riot police officers, 200 plainclothes detectives and 100 journalists kept watch outside the church, a teen-age boy stuck his head out the third-floor window and yelled to the crowd: "Nothing's happening!"

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Nothing is happening, Min-jun.

    Nothing is.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    He says it 'most likely' will happen so if it doesn't then pffft its not like he's 100% wrong!!!!

    While he's here, though, I figure I should actually talk to him because, you know, he's my dad so

    does anyone have any questions for a rapture believer? Because I will ask him them

    ask him if the world was ending wouldn't the pope or billy graham or somebody besides this one guy know about it

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    he rented an rv for 2 grand and was taking us camping for a few days

    2nd day he drives us back

    didnt even tell us why until we were 10 miles from home

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    zucchini wrote: »
    http://articles.latimes.com/1992-10-29/news/mn-925_1_south-korea
    At 12:10 a.m. today, as 1,500 riot police officers, 200 plainclothes detectives and 100 journalists kept watch outside the church, a teen-age boy stuck his head out the third-floor window and yelled to the crowd: "Nothing's happening!"
    The phenomenon known as the Rapture, prophesied in the Book of Revelation, set off a social crisis in South Korea as scores of believers sold their homes, quit their jobs, abandoned their families and underwent abortions to prepare for the one-way ride to heaven.

    Wait a minute.

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    UlisesUlises Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    what, you wouldn't want to be pregnant forever either

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    you need to not be in that relationship with your father any more or something

    Are you being serious right now?



    Is that a stupid question?

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    you need to not be in that relationship with your father any more or something

    Yeah, fuck this tolerance bullshit, who needs it.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    kosh what on earth

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    did Mother Teresa really say "the fruit of abortion is nuclear war"

    what do you know, she totally didn't

    which is good because it means Mother Teresa wasn't BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY

    She did say that "abortion is the greatest destroyer of peace in the world" which is kind of crazy.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well your unborn baby has to go into limbo, so it'll come out of your body at some point. You might stay fat though.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    You might stay fat though.

    No fatties allowed in my heaven.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    did Mother Teresa really say "the fruit of abortion is nuclear war"

    what do you know, she totally didn't

    which is good because it means Mother Teresa wasn't BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY

    She did say that "abortion is the greatest destroyer of peace in the world" which is kind of crazy.

    It's completely wrong, too.

    Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, Ray Romano... Every terrible person who has ever lived was an unaborted baby.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    If the world was 100% unavoidable gonna end at a specific time that we all knew, I'd just take a couple sleeping pills (not suicide, just to fall asleep) and try to sleep through the whole thing.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    did Mother Teresa really say "the fruit of abortion is nuclear war"

    what do you know, she totally didn't

    which is good because it means Mother Teresa wasn't BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY

    She did say that "abortion is the greatest destroyer of peace in the world" which is kind of crazy.

    It's completely wrong, too.

    Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, Ray Romano... Every terrible person who has ever lived was an unaborted baby.

    Hey now

    No parent could ever expect their child to grow up to be a Ray Romano

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Weaver wrote: »
    If the world was 100% unavoidable gonna end at a specific time that we all knew, I'd just take a couple sleeping pills (not suicide, just to fall asleep) and try to sleep through the whole thing.

    I'd tear my shirt off, run outside, beat my chest with my fists, and howl like a madman at the sky.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    did Mother Teresa really say "the fruit of abortion is nuclear war"

    what do you know, she totally didn't

    which is good because it means Mother Teresa wasn't BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY

    She did say that "abortion is the greatest destroyer of peace in the world" which is kind of crazy.

    It's completely wrong, too.

    Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, Ray Romano... Every terrible person who has ever lived was an unaborted baby.

    Hey now

    No parent could ever expect their child to grow up to be a Ray Romano

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    do you think Rob Schneider's mother knew what she was unleashing on the world

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I know you ain't implying there's something wrong with Zach Braff

    There ain't nothing fucking wrong with JD

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    It's sweet if that's his whole thing, but it still means he lacks a significant amount of critical thinking or he has more faith in a radio-show host than he has brains.

    I'm just glad he didn't blow his savings in a "can't take it with you" kinda mood or murder his family/pets to protect them from the end-times.

    What I'm really curious to hear about is how they gloss over this one on Sunday. I hope it's a more-interesting anouncement than "We were spared! It's a miracle! God is so great you guys!" or "Ah, forgot to carry the 3! Turns out there's still 7 years left to go. Keep preparing!"

    "y'all need to tithe more to bring about the rapture!"

    So hangon.

    If we don't give god money.

    He wont kill us all?

    Well...... OK lets do that.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    He says it 'most likely' will happen so if it doesn't then pffft its not like he's 100% wrong!!!!

    While he's here, though, I figure I should actually talk to him because, you know, he's my dad so

    does anyone have any questions for a rapture believer? Because I will ask him them

    ask him if he understands what pascal's gambit is

    ad then hit him with a 15 pound sledge

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    thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    If May 22 comes and all the superchristians are gone I'd say the rest of us are ones who went to heaven.

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