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  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I don't know how you men can have the argument of boxers vs briefs.

    The clear winner is boxer briefs. These suckers are comfy.

    Mim on
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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Apparently there are like twenty sizes of champagne bottle larger than magnum and they're all named after people in the Old Testament.

    The holyness makes it go down smooth.

    edit:

    Boxer Brief's are only good for showing off the size of your package. For no frills comfort it's boxers. They both have their place.

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    well, white straight men are pretty good at telling when other people should be offended

    so I'll leave it up to yall

    after all, you did hear a black person say it once, also you wouldn't be offended if someone called you whitey

    you're taking this pretty hard

    Isn't that how Eddy would normally want to take it?

    it's just been revoked







    I wanted to say a thing that you didn't intend to set me up for. Out of revenge.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Boxer briefs are the worst. It's like trying to combine a giraffe with an apple.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm just saying that proper dental hygiene might curb some of those lawsuits.

    Dental hygiene is among the least of my concerns

    it's like trying to polish a turd-covered package

    and the package is made of turds

    what does the package contain?
    it's turds

    simonwolf on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    well, white straight men are pretty good at telling when other people should be offended

    so I'll leave it up to yall

    after all, you did hear a black person say it once, also you wouldn't be offended if someone called you whitey

    I'm not a straight white guy though.

    I know

    Mim is actually a straight black guy.

    Suddenly a wild penis appeared in my boxer briefs.

    This could take some getting used to.
    Mim used ICE CUBES on the wild PENIS. It's super effective!

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Apparently there are like twenty sizes of champagne bottle larger than magnum and they're all named after people in the Old Testament.
    give me the Onan please

    yes yes I will be careful when I open it

    Elendil on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    oh gross they're putting zooey deschanel on tv

    So It Goes on
  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Police that moosetash!

    Y'alls startin' to look like a bunch of Elvises!

    South host on
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEGslwPt8i4&feature=related

    So It Goes on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    I don't know how you men can have the argument of boxers vs briefs.

    The clear winner is boxer briefs. These suckers are comfy.

    They are a lot less comfy when you have external genitals getting smothered in there

    my junk needs to be able to breathe

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    I don't know how you men can have the argument of boxers vs briefs.

    The clear winner is boxer briefs. These suckers are comfy.

    Yes, but the real answer is naked.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Apparently there are like twenty sizes of champagne bottle larger than magnum and they're all named after people in the Old Testament.

    The holyness makes it go down smooth.

    edit:

    Boxer Brief's are only good for showing off the size of your package. For no frills comfort it's boxers. They both have their place.

    Boxers have too much freedom.

    And chafing.

    Boxer briefs all the way.

    Winky on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    Boxer briefs are the worst. It's like trying to combine a giraffe with an apple.

    You're wrong.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh gross they're putting zooey deschanel on tv

    I am not how that is gross in the slightest

    is it jealousy

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I don't know how you men can have the argument of boxers vs briefs.

    The clear winner is boxer briefs. These suckers are comfy.

    They are a lot less comfy when you have external genitals getting smothered in there

    my junk needs to be able to breathe

    Is it the gaseous state?

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  • TomeWyrmTomeWyrm A Limited Liability Partnership Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    a girl I went to highschool with started a clown company? like a sexy clown company where her and some other sexy clowns dress up and go to parties and do.... what, I can't figure out.

    Link?

    I probably shouldn't

    but hey free publicity

    also I won't say which one is my friend

    http://clownsabouttown.tumblr.com/

    The one dressed like a ventriloquist dummy...I'm scared now...

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  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    Boxer briefs are the worst. It's like trying to combine a giraffe with an apple.

    No way man. I'm wearing mine right now. I have boxers, briefs and boxer briefs, and by far the boxer briefs win out.

    I don't know why some women where them with panties though.

    Mim on
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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh gross they're putting zooey deschanel on tv

    Physics states that one network cannot handle more than one Deschanel. She will be canceled inside of 4 episodes.

    Gim on
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    well, white straight men are pretty good at telling when other people should be offended

    so I'll leave it up to yall

    after all, you did hear a black person say it once, also you wouldn't be offended if someone called you whitey

    Ok, I'd love to keep performing Passive Agressive Theater with you but I have a feeling it would end poorly for us :P

    HappylilElf on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    oh now they have a crazy person on this dancing show

    So It Goes on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    I don't know how you men can have the argument of boxers vs briefs.

    The clear winner is boxer briefs. These suckers are comfy.

    Grow a penis and testicles, then repeat experiment.

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh gross they're putting zooey deschanel on tv

    there has to be a weird vacant dude that you just like to look at

    don't lie

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Boxer briefs are the worst. It's like trying to combine a giraffe with an apple.

    You're wrong.

    It's like trying to combine a boxer with a brief.

    Drez on
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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh gross they're putting zooey deschanel on tv

    How is this gross

    South host on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    boxer briefs are great

    Elendil on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    I already want to apologize for that other post.

    I just get irate at the idea of my arguments being dismissed purely on the grounds of privilege, like it makes me incapable of making judgments no matter what the argument is. As a result I am being bitchier than I need to be. Sorry.

    bitchiness is reserved for the non-privileged, winky

    Irond Will on
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Zampanov wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh gross they're putting zooey deschanel on tv

    there has to be a weird vacant dude that you just like to look at

    don't lie

    jgl should be in every show

    So It Goes on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Beecher from OZ!

    Thomamelas on
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    TomeWyrm wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    a girl I went to highschool with started a clown company? like a sexy clown company where her and some other sexy clowns dress up and go to parties and do.... what, I can't figure out.

    Link?

    I probably shouldn't

    but hey free publicity

    also I won't say which one is my friend

    http://clownsabouttown.tumblr.com/

    The one dressed like a ventriloquist dummy...I'm scared now...

    Well that's moderately terrifying

    I'm just not sure it's terrifying in a bad way

    And now I think I just scared myself

    HappylilElf on
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Boxer briefs are the worst. It's like trying to combine a giraffe with an apple.

    You're wrong.

    It's like trying to combine a boxe with a brief.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3y3QoFnqZc&feature=related

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Boxer briefs are the worst. It's like trying to combine a giraffe with an apple.

    No way man. I'm wearing mine right now. I have boxers, briefs and boxer briefs, and by far the boxer briefs win out.

    I don't know why some women where them with panties though.

    Wait what

    why would you wear two sets of underwear :?:

    also, again, your experience wearing guys' underwear is fundamentally different from a guy's

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  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I don't know how you men can have the argument of boxers vs briefs.

    The clear winner is boxer briefs. These suckers are comfy.

    Grow a penis and testicles, then repeat experiment.

    Can I buy a strapon and get back to you?

    Mim on
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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Boxer briefs look the best when undressing, so on the off chance that you are doing so in front of someone else they are a wise choice.

    All I am saying is plan accordingly.

    Gim on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Also, craigslist is the worst for apartments. People lying, filling in the wrong dollar amount, listing shit that's actually in the ghetto as being in nicer areas...

    What's better for the Boston area?

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh gross they're putting zooey deschanel on tv

    there has to be a weird vacant dude that you just like to look at

    don't lie

    jgl should be in every show

    eh, he's not vacant he's just way too fucking hyper

    but yeah I guess it's kinda like that?

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Gim wrote: »
    Boxer briefs look the best when undressing, so on the off chance that you are doing so in front of someone else they are a wise choice.

    All I am saying is plan accordingly.

    recent experience confirms this

    So It Goes on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Boxer briefs are just underpants

    I'm not sure how anyone can be opposed to them

    start worrying about your junk breathing when you got some babies to make

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2011
    mim's right

    boxer briefs are tits

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  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Boxer briefs are the worst. It's like trying to combine a giraffe with an apple.

    No way man. I'm wearing mine right now. I have boxers, briefs and boxer briefs, and by far the boxer briefs win out.

    I don't know why some women where them with panties though.

    Wait what

    why would you wear two sets of underwear :?:

    also, again, your experience wearing guys' underwear is fundamentally different from a guy's

    I don't know. Back in high school I was talking to this girl I knew about wearing boxers. She said "Wait, you wear them with girl's underwear, right?" and I lied and said I did. She seemed relieved.

    I was totally not though.

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