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KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
What would you name / have you named your kids? Why?

I am hoping to have two boys. The elder will be Aloysious. Why? Because I checked the census, and no one has been named that in like 80 years. This is too good to pass up. The youngest will be Marius, because that kid was pretty awesome in Les Mis, you know?

If I have a daughter, I want to name her Violet, that way, if Willy Wonka ever releases those full meal dinner gums, I will be able to finally say "VIOLET! YOU'RE TURNING VIOLET, VIOLET!"

So what are you going to name the fruit of your loins?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I would name my son Cassandra, and then give him the nickname Roast Beef.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    dark primus this is so awesome i can't believe i didn't think of it

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Maybe only if they're an XX male.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The only thing I can think of currently is how mortified I am with the thought of SE++ spreading it's disease across the realm.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    The only thing I can think of currently is how mortified I am with the thought of SE++ spreading it's disease across the realm.

    ROGUE APOSOTROPHE ALERT!

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    The youngest will be Marius


    FOOL! YOU HAVE JUST ENSURED THE DOOM OF THIS WORLD

    GO TO THE TEMPLE OF LIGHT IN THE EASTERN CITY OF KURAST

    THERE YOU WILL FIND THE GATE TO HELL OPENED BEFORE YOU

    YOU MUST FIND THE COURAGE TO STEP THROUGH THAT GATE

    NOW RUN!

    TAKE THE STONE AND RUN!

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's the only thing I can think of when I see Marius also

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  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My daughter is Makenzie Jayne. Aka MJ.

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited February 2007
    what the shit

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I wanna name my daughter Atia or Aria or something. I like those names.

    I'll call my son Sport Boy. He's gunna play sports.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I like the names Jade and Elizabeth for girls

    and Archer, Tenison, and Aiden for boys

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I always liked "Molly"


    Or Apollo.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Molly is an old person name

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ... Elizabeth?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    George

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    No, you see;
    I was referring to your older post, in which Elizabeth was mentioned.

    Studies at UCLA have proven that's the oldest name still in existence.

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    theres a dude in my school named mariusz

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Someone in my Math 080 class is named Shaheen Shaheen. (first and last name respectively)

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have a son. His name is Alec

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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    jermaine wants to name our son Google

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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    i once knew a black guy named napoleon and he didn't do the name justice by any means

    so everyone called him po-po

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  • MuhahahahahaMuhahahahaha Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I work with a guy who's name is Zoltan Z. Zork.

    I don't know what the middle Z stands for

    Also, there is a Richard Richard. Some parents are just cruel.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What?

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  • tech_huntertech_hunter More SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Vash the Stampede strikes me as a good name for a girl.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    tech_hunter wrote: »
    Vash the Stampede strikes me as a good name for a girl.

    No, no it's not.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    My daughter's name is Trinity.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My son's name is Johnathan and my daughter is Jordyn.

    Yes we stole that from the Jordyn that posts here.

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  • joshgotrojoshgotro nah nahRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Madeline Elle

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    doesnt matter what their legal name is

    i would just call them 'kid' or 'idiotkid' depending on how annoying they are at the time

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  • BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If I have twins, Max and Miriya. Yea its from Robotech but thats what makes the names even more awesome.

    Otherwise, Krishna and if he wants to fit into american culture more, people can call him Kris.

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  • GlyphGlyph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Temerity. Name her Temerity.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There's no point in naming my children since I plan to steal ones that already have names

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    George

    What the....


    why the hell are you back

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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If I have a daughter her name is going to be Josephine, after my grandma. If I have a boy I think I will name him Liam just cause I like the way it sounds.

    My niece's name is Charlee. I call her Charles sometimes though. And then I sing the Charles in Charge theme song.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think I'll stick with the knightly British name-scheme my father used for my older brother and I.

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My first son will be named Maximus.

    I'm still tinkering with a middle name

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gawain might be a cool name...

    I always thought Lucifer would be an awesome name but NOOOOOOOO!!!

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If someone gave me a billion dollars to name a baby, I would name him Vladimer.

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  • GlyphGlyph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rockmonkey wrote: »
    My first son will be named Maximus.

    I'm still tinkering with a middle name


    Eugene. Maximus Eugene Velarius.

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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    If someone gave me a billion dollars to name a baby, I would name him Vladimer.


    I know someone named Vladimer. I don't think anyone gave his mom a billion dollars though.

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