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That's right. Those alien bastards are finally going to pay for shooting up my ride.
Duke Nukem Forever is the most hotly anticipated sexism and 90's movie line simulator since, well, Duke Nukem 3D.
After years of delays, cancellations, and soundboard memes, DNF is finally scheduled for release on June 14th, 2011.
I've played the demo, and combined with opinions and reviews already out there, it looks like this game is going to be a big steaming pile of shit.
SO WHO'S EXCITED?!!!!
AND THE REVIEWS ARE IN!
"What an ugly piece of shit this is."
- Ryan Davis, giantbomb.com
"...as painful as it sounds."
Randy Nelson, joystiq.com
"Absolute garbage"
Jim Sterling, destructoid.com
"You don't get it"
Countless Apologists, the internet
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e damn
Why contain it?
it really is a sad, try hard, shitty, shitty, shitty game
or maybe I dont I dunno
someone tell me what to think
Gearbox is gonna be making bank off ironic purchases.
not sure
but 9/11 and Osama Bin Laden's capture happened between this games inception and it's completion
twelve years of DOOK fans having blue balls
Duke managed to hide longer than Osama
Edit: damnit Geo
do not feel bad for randy pitchford, this is his brainchild and he deserves all of the shit he will be given for it
Well gearbox picked it and the assets up for a steal and I doubt they put much effort into it.
well, you know, gearbox had to clear DNF off the table to get at the Duke license
it's very possible the next Duke game will be awesome, since it will actually be 100% developed by Gearbox and not, like, 15% like this was
huge signs with really painful copy like:
BAZOOKAS:
THIS GAME HAS BOTH KINDS
which marks the first time since I last cared about a Duke Nukem game that I've heard the word "bazookas" in reference to breasts
or LA Noire. I'd be happy either way,
2K is the publisher, as Take Two had the original deal to publish DNF long ago. Gearbox owns the Duke name now, though.
you will actually enjoy that game for it's enthralling story and new technological developments
Randy Pitchford
Because that is a statistic I would really like to see.
Nope.
but you can throw poop
the interactive environments are kind of neat?
pity a lot of it is poop flinging and microwaving rats
Not at all, shoe.
woo you can chug a can of beer and mash the empty can against your beefy forehead
woo you can stagger around drunkenly belching + punching things
Oh man gotta go pick this up.
Gamefly just sends games from your queue practically at random, but the more popular games obviously are less likely. LA Noire has been low availability since I renewed.