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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    one of them moves its arm spastically, and i sorta jumped a bit

    would be at home in silent hill

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    there's one bit where this mob of girls is pressed against a pair of glass doors, and they all say shit like 'omg it's duke'

    but they just stare straight ahead, glassy-eyed, like mannequins

    they don't even breathe

    ...and?

    Is that not what girls do?

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    that's uncomfortable to watch

    not only because of the content, but because a number of people thought it was worth putting time into it

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    oh i get it.

    they're..wait no i don't get it.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm sure once they replace all the placeholder script, voice acting and animations with the final versions it'll be better.

    When is this preview video from, again?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    My brain

    it burns

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  • Hank_ScorpioHank_Scorpio Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm sure once they replace all the placeholder script, voice acting and animations with the final versions it'll be better.

    When is this preview video from, again?

    lol

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    All this kind of makes me want to play the original

    I remember my best friend going on and on and on about it in middle school

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    That video seems like cut pedestrian dialogue from GTA III.

    The writing is apparently mostly hold-over from 3DRealms, which makes sense because I refuse to believe the guys who write Anthony Saves The World and Hey Ash had trouble coming up with blowjob jokes.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm starting to think they finally released this just to show what a terrible game 3DRealms made.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    a middle aged man shoots at his billiards table

    he mumbles "what the fuck. shit!"

    two vapid lesbian twins giggle wildly in the background

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I think they released it in part so that hundreds of people who worked under Broussard over the last decade will be able to write "shipped" on their resumes.

    It's like they broke some sort of ancient employability curse.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    a middle aged man shoots at his billiards table

    he mumbles "what the fuck. shit!"

    two vapid lesbian twins giggle wildly in the background

    they are lesbians and twins????

    isn't that like incest

    (pro tegan and sara ref imho)

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    a middle aged man shoots at his billiards table

    he mumbles "what the fuck. shit!"

    two vapid lesbian twins giggle wildly in the background

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD18Q414MS8

    nsfw

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    oh man, not to be that guy

    but if hunter s had played a role in making a video game

    holy shit holy shit holy shit

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    you're so that guy

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    youre all the guys

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    if i had any author making in a video game it would be poe because he accurately grapsps my heart rendering soul and that way i could mope and play video games

    killing two beautiful, majestic, and twisted ravens with one heart stone

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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    God damn, a 5.5 from IGN. That's pretty bad since IGN gives even bad games a 7.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Swill wrote: »
    if i had any author making in a video game it would be poe because he accurately grapsps my heart rendering soul and that way i could mope and play video games

    killing two beautiful, majestic, and twisted ravens with one heart stone

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyZ42tb0HO4

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Well, I think that's because IGN doesn't feel like they have anything to lose by giving this game a bad review.

    What's funny is that we consider 5.5 to be really bad, do they even go below 5?

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Maybe if the game literally stabbed you in the balls


    wait no visceral gameplay that's at least a 6

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I doubt it's bad enough to earn a really low score, it sounds like it's technically sound...

    well except when you get a glitch that turns every other shader in the game into sparkles.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    that duke nukem vid reminded me of this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4wCzViGQ4o

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    so i hear this game has alien rape?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    TheStig wrote: »
    Well, I think that's because IGN doesn't feel like they have anything to lose by giving this game a bad review.

    What's funny is that we consider 5.5 to be really bad, do they even go below 5?

    Anytime a magazine has a ten point score, it's usually a four point system.

    And the bottom point is used only marginally.

    Remember that guy at Gamespot who got fired because he gave Kane and Lynch a 6, resulting in Eidos supposedly pulling loads of advertising revenue? Yeah.

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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    You know, maybe everybody at 3DRealms got linked to TVTropes some time around 2004.

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Zay wrote: »

    So basically every gaming mag I read is close to an exception to this rule.

    Excellent.

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    so i hear this game has alien rape?

    And girls who apologize for their weight gain as a result of said rape.

    High class.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Anzekay wrote: »
    Zay wrote: »

    So basically every gaming mag I read is close to an exception to this rule.

    Excellent.

    OAPSM is an exception to the rule. They still don't cover the scale quite right, but a shitty game gets a 2 or something, and very few games have ever gotten a 10.

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    borderlands is so boring

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    you are welcome to your shitty opinion

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    it finished downloading but now i am at work oh no

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Keith wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I have some dudes on my old 360, but I have to figure out how to move that old stuff to my new 360 and like, merge the profiles or something.

    I probably have to call someone.

    you have to buy a Data Transfer Cable ($20) and plug your old hard drive into it and plug the USB end into your new Xbox and then transfer the stuff through the data settings on your new box

    you'll also want to transfer your DLC licenses from your old Xbox to your new one (through xbox.com)

    Wait wait wait you plug just the hard drive into the data transfer cable? I don't need two xboxes?

    Holy shit that just became awesome and exactly what I need and not cumbersome and retarded.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    a good 2 shot jakobs xx unforgiven masher is the best thing

    tears up crawmerax in seconds

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    there are entire levels where you don't do any shooting

    welcome to the future of bullshit

    Okay I am not defending this game and I think it is a pretty bad game

    but why is this a bad thing?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    there are entire levels where you don't do any shooting

    welcome to the future of bullshit

    Okay I am not defending this game and I think it is a pretty bad game

    but why is this a bad thing?

    in a first person shooter?

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    there are entire levels where you don't do any shooting

    welcome to the future of bullshit

    Okay I am not defending this game and I think it is a pretty bad game

    but why is this a bad thing?

    in a first person shooter?

    Yes?

    Is your attention span really that bad you need to be ALWAYS SHOOTAN and can't take a few minutes to build up a world and character? (Not saying this game succeeds at that, but other, better games may. Like...Half-Life)

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