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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    You made me google for the response :|

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2463716/posts

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Earlier on, someone was disappointed that the russia thread had 0 "In soviet russia jokes."
    It now has one, and it's pretty good: "In russia, crooks arrest you."

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    oh man a condom H/A thread

    the average condom was designed for 99% of all men
    your penis is not so huge that the condom is super tight, you may just need to get used to wearing a condom

    Condoms always are all baggy on me. But that's just because I have problems maintaining an erection. 8-)

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The Machine of Death deadline is less than a week away aieeee

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Well played, Fluffy.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    Just saw Horrible Bosses.


    Jennifer Anniston is amazingly sexy in this film.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Name one thing Jennifer Aniston is in where she's not amazingly sexy?

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Tox wrote: »
    Name one thing Jennifer Aniston is in where she's not amazingly sexy?

    Everything?

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Name one thing Jennifer Aniston is in where she's not amazingly sexy?

    Everything?

    :|

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Tox wrote: »
    Name one thing Jennifer Aniston is in where she's not amazingly sexy?
    Wanderlust
    Horrible Bosses
    Just Go with It
    The Switch
    The Bounty Hunter
    Love Happens
    He’s Just Not That Into You
    Marley & Me
    Management
    The Break-Up
    Friends With Money
    Rumor Has It…
    Derailed
    Along Came Polly
    Bruce Almighty
    The Good Girl
    Rock Star
    The Iron Giant
    Office Space
    Friends
    The Object of My Affection
    The Thin Pink Line
    ‘Til There Was You
    Picture Perfect
    She’s the One
    Dream for an Insomniac
    Leprechaun

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Dang son, I don't think I've heard anyone say Aniston isn't good looking

    S'like I just stepped off the platform and am heading into Crazytown

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    wandering wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Name one thing Jennifer Aniston is in where she's not amazingly sexy?
    Wanderlust
    Horrible Bosses
    Just Go with It
    The Switch
    The Bounty Hunter
    Love Happens
    He’s Just Not That Into You
    Marley & Me
    Management
    The Break-Up
    Friends With Money
    Rumor Has It…
    Derailed
    Along Came Polly
    Bruce Almighty
    The Good Girl
    Rock Star
    The Iron Giant
    Office Space
    Friends
    The Object of My Affection
    The Thin Pink Line
    ‘Til There Was You
    Picture Perfect
    She’s the One
    Dream for an Insomniac
    Leprechaun

    silly goose is silly

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Puppies what bugs does LoL have? I'm not trying to call you out, I am just genuinely unaware.

    The shenanigans that goes down on patch days is inconvenient, but, I think playing WoW has rendered me immune to patch day woes at this point.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Rear Admiral Choco wrote: »
    Dang son, I don't think I've heard anyone say Aniston isn't good looking

    S'like I just stepped off the platform and am heading into Crazytown

    I'm not a son and that might be the reason why ><

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Rear Admiral Choco wrote: »
    Dang son, I don't think I've heard anyone say Aniston isn't good looking

    S'like I just stepped off the platform and am heading into Crazytown

    I'm not a son and that might be the reason why ><

    Yeah Jennifer Aniston doesn't strike me as the kind of woman that many women would be into.

    Even after making out with Wynona Ryder and Courtney Cox.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    oh man a condom H/A thread

    the average condom was designed for 99% of all men
    your penis is not so huge that the condom is super tight, you may just need to get used to wearing a condom

    condom being too tight totally happens, and it happens frequently

    some people have thick dicks, or perhaps just oddly bulbous or something.

    edit: i don't find jennifer aniston super attractive but it's because in Friends she looks and acts a lot like my aunt

    no, don't ask, my uncle is way hotter than any of you, so you haven't got a shot

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited July 2011
    jennifer aniston is very good-looking. I mean, she's not some sort of hollywood goddess but when she's not playing a blithering idiot I think she's very attractive. she was fantastic in the good girl.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    no dudes

    John Mayer semen

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Good morning [chat].

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I think Aniston CAN be sexy she isn't always though

    EDIT: Sup Bob how goes it?

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    It be hot and muggy up here near the Arctic. That just seems.....weird.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited July 2011
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    no dudes

    John Mayer semen

    I think, with the grace of god, I would be able to forget about that if she were naked in front of me

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    there is nothing wrong with doing john mayer

    he is a good-looking, funny man with a great deal of money and very impressive blues guitar skills

    sure, he makes pop music for adolescent girls and frat boys, but i think that is an acceptable professional decision, and it's better than working in an office

    also he is kind of an asshole but that's probably par for the course when you're dating in those circles

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    No but look at who he's dated

    ruined careers all of em

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    john mayer is straight up crazy

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    sexual napalm

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Would sexual napalm be a good thing, or a bad thing?

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Would sexual napalm be a good thing, or a bad thing?

    Hard to say. Mayer described it as
    That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm...


    There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Personally, I love the smell of sexual napalm in the morning.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Smells like....victory

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm trying to think of a way that telling you want to snort them isn't horribly weird.

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Mm... Fantales...

    This bag will be gone unhealthily soon.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2011
    i have definitely sexed ladies whose prowess skewed my priorities wildly

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    John Mayer ain't too worried about being horribly weird, clearly

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    the only thing wrong with the kind of stuff he says is that it is not weird enough

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited July 2011
    I know whereof john mayer speaks

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    speaking of weird

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_RM8To5mjU

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I danced tonight. Went out with the girl, a co-worker and her husband. A good time was had by all.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Last night was a family success, with lots of good craic and delicious food.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Just finished John Dies at the End. I don't think it was as scary as people made it out to be. Pretty funny, but yeah.

    Also
    John doesn't die at the end. wth...

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