Earlier on, someone was disappointed that the russia thread had 0 "In soviet russia jokes."
It now has one, and it's pretty good: "In russia, crooks arrest you."
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the average condom was designed for 99% of all men
your penis is not so huge that the condom is super tight, you may just need to get used to wearing a condom
Condoms always are all baggy on me. But that's just because I have problems maintaining an erection. 8-)
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Name one thing Jennifer Aniston is in where she's not amazingly sexy?
Wanderlust
Horrible Bosses
Just Go with It
The Switch
The Bounty Hunter
Love Happens
He’s Just Not That Into You
Marley & Me
Management
The Break-Up
Friends With Money
Rumor Has It…
Derailed
Along Came Polly
Bruce Almighty
The Good Girl
Rock Star
The Iron Giant
Office Space
Friends
The Object of My Affection
The Thin Pink Line
‘Til There Was You
Picture Perfect
She’s the One
Dream for an Insomniac
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Name one thing Jennifer Aniston is in where she's not amazingly sexy?
Wanderlust
Horrible Bosses
Just Go with It
The Switch
The Bounty Hunter
Love Happens
He’s Just Not That Into You
Marley & Me
Management The Break-Up
Friends With Money
Rumor Has It…
Derailed
Along Came Polly
Bruce Almighty
The Good Girl
Rock Star
The Iron Giant
Office Space
Friends
The Object of My Affection
The Thin Pink Line
‘Til There Was You
Picture Perfect
She’s the One
Dream for an Insomniac
Leprechaun
the average condom was designed for 99% of all men
your penis is not so huge that the condom is super tight, you may just need to get used to wearing a condom
condom being too tight totally happens, and it happens frequently
some people have thick dicks, or perhaps just oddly bulbous or something.
edit: i don't find jennifer aniston super attractive but it's because in Friends she looks and acts a lot like my aunt
no, don't ask, my uncle is way hotter than any of you, so you haven't got a shot
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jennifer aniston is very good-looking. I mean, she's not some sort of hollywood goddess but when she's not playing a blithering idiot I think she's very attractive. she was fantastic in the good girl.
he is a good-looking, funny man with a great deal of money and very impressive blues guitar skills
sure, he makes pop music for adolescent girls and frat boys, but i think that is an acceptable professional decision, and it's better than working in an office
also he is kind of an asshole but that's probably par for the course when you're dating in those circles
Would sexual napalm be a good thing, or a bad thing?
Hard to say. Mayer described it as
That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm...
There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."
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It now has one, and it's pretty good: "In russia, crooks arrest you."
Condoms always are all baggy on me. But that's just because I have problems maintaining an erection. 8-)
Jennifer Anniston is amazingly sexy in this film.
Everything?
Horrible Bosses
Just Go with It
The Switch
The Bounty Hunter
Love Happens
He’s Just Not That Into You
Marley & Me
Management
The Break-Up
Friends With Money
Rumor Has It…
Derailed
Along Came Polly
Bruce Almighty
The Good Girl
Rock Star
The Iron Giant
Office Space
Friends
The Object of My Affection
The Thin Pink Line
‘Til There Was You
Picture Perfect
She’s the One
Dream for an Insomniac
Leprechaun
S'like I just stepped off the platform and am heading into Crazytown
silly goose is silly
The shenanigans that goes down on patch days is inconvenient, but, I think playing WoW has rendered me immune to patch day woes at this point.
I'm not a son and that might be the reason why ><
Yeah Jennifer Aniston doesn't strike me as the kind of woman that many women would be into.
Even after making out with Wynona Ryder and Courtney Cox.
condom being too tight totally happens, and it happens frequently
some people have thick dicks, or perhaps just oddly bulbous or something.
edit: i don't find jennifer aniston super attractive but it's because in Friends she looks and acts a lot like my aunt
no, don't ask, my uncle is way hotter than any of you, so you haven't got a shot
John Mayer semen
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I think, with the grace of god, I would be able to forget about that if she were naked in front of me
he is a good-looking, funny man with a great deal of money and very impressive blues guitar skills
sure, he makes pop music for adolescent girls and frat boys, but i think that is an acceptable professional decision, and it's better than working in an office
also he is kind of an asshole but that's probably par for the course when you're dating in those circles
ruined careers all of em
Hard to say. Mayer described it as
This bag will be gone unhealthily soon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_RM8To5mjU
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