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Latest Internet Fad - Bad translations

ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
edited July 2011 in Social Entropy++
There's this site that translates what you input into it, into foreign languages and then back into English - repeated X times.

http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator

So we put in:

"I'm currently making a thread on Penny-Arcade!"
After 10 translations we get:

"Actually, I was shopping at the Penny!""

After 20:

"Actually I was buying a penny!""

30:

"Actually, I bought some of the money!""

40:

"In fact, when doneunui buy!"

Aaaand 56:

"updated, if you buy doneunoy!"

Let's see what you can come up with!

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i.. don't think this is a new thing

    i mean, that's not a judgment on quality
    just ... age i guess

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I remember a thread like this. It was okay.
    I remember as a theme. It is not allowed.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    You, uh...

    You have nothing to do, do you?

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Original text:

    "Nobody gives a shit."

    ...10 translations later we get:

    "Nobody cares."

    Now that's funny.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    "That fucking asshole walked up to ronnie, knocked him down to the ground, and took a steaming shit on his chest. Then he rubbed it all over his face and yelled, "This is my shit and it is glorious". Fucking loons, man. "

    Translatortron 10X
    "This fucking pendejo Ronnie, on the ground and feces steam chest. Then he touched his face, shouted: "This is my mother, this is great," said the founder of interesting people."

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    you might want to re-evaluate your penchant for threadmaking, dude

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    *see something on reddit*

    *makes thread on SE++*

    I base this on nothing, for I do not venture to yon reddit

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    you might want to re-evaluate your penchant for threadmaking, dude

    "You may have to revise its threadmaking love, friends"

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    ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    you might want to re-evaluate your penchant for threadmaking, dude

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "It makes good friends."

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    HAH.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    "Whiskey sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk. "

    "Scotland beautiful, but five hours after sex, drunk. Vrinkles."

    Snooki translator is best translator

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Shane suffers from thread diarrhea

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    HAH.

    "L"

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    ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Shane suffers from thread diarrhea

    "Diarrhea new page"

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2011
    Shanadeus O'Connor

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hi Keith.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    What the Christ is this happy horseshit?
    Jesus, like pollution?

    Okay, I guess

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Jasconius wrote: »
    What the Christ is this happy horseshit?
    Jesus, like pollution?

    Okay, I guess

    You basically answered your own question there.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    "I need a fast boat, three hams, and a stopwatch."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Meat and three hours."

    Some of the intermediate translations are a little funny.

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    ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    "And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light."

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "God said, "Give me the light!" Lamp."

    ...30 translations later we get:

    "God says: "I give!" Lit."

    ...40 translations later we get:

    "God said, "Mine!" For."

    ...50 translations later we get:

    "God said, "I?" In the case."

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Hi Keith.

    Hey Tonkka

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Keith wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Hi Keith.

    Hey Tonkka

    How about this thread, huh?

    Pretty crazy.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm going make a turkey sandwich
    Turkey sandwich.

    That was extremely unsatisfying

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    ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    MKR wrote: »
    "I need a fast boat, three hams, and a stopwatch."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Meat and three hours."

    Some of the intermediate translations are a little funny.

    You can also take what you get after 50 translations and run it for another 50 translations:

    "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the Hell do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn Batman."

    ...50 translations later we get:

    "secret? How long to read? Those who believe in hell, I'm Batman."

    ...100 translations later we get:

    "secret? Decide how long? Belief in hell Batman."

    ...150 translations later we get:

    "secret? Decide how long? Do you believe in hell, Batman."

    ...200 translations later we get:

    "secret? Decide how long? When the hell, I think Superman."

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    http://translationparty.com

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Hi Keith.

    Hey Tonkka

    How about this thread, huh?

    Pretty crazy.

    These are just some wild and crazy kids here

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Counting down until Shane makes a planking thread.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Keith wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Hi Keith.

    Hey Tonkka

    How about this thread, huh?

    Pretty crazy.

    These are just some wild and crazy kids here

    I know right?

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    TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I did this shit in high school video production class years ago. Only we didn't have a website to do it, just me and babble fish.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Latest Internet Fad - Bad threads

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I question your credentials as a purported expert on internet trends, sir.

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Latest Internet Fad: Attaching captions with poor grammar to pictures of cats

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    GalyGaly Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    monopolizes.jpg

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Latest Internet Fad: Attaching captions with poor grammar to pictures of cats

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKVI2_Dl00Y

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The latest internet fad is deriding thread makers

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Is this thread about Engrish

    Hey guys how about that new website engrish.com

    (Actually I just went to engrish.com for about the first time in 8 years, and they have some pretty great shirts nowadays)

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    GalyGaly Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm pretty sure engrish.com is new. I am on the cutting edge of the internet.

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    the latest internet fad is jerkin it

    declared by me, the newly declared internet king

    now go, my subjects

    bring forth a flood of joy

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Basically all information I have about the internet comes from this forum.

    The Great Internet Fish Tank Filter: SE++

    Slimy but effective

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