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My friend is getting whipped by his girl [Bros before hoes thread]

KlykaKlyka DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
edited July 2011 in Social Entropy++
So he's got this Russian girl who he met here in Germany and is head over heels in love.
She's near Moscow now and they Skype EVERY DAY, she gets fucking pissed if he doesn't have the time, she demands that he talks on Facebook to her during work times and god forbid he tries to get some gaming time in with me!

She is a really shy and pretty girl, but damn she is one controlling and whipping silly goose!

Share your stories of friends/family getting whipped or you yourself falling into slavery for a woman!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    if he's not gettin that squirt he needs to end that ldr right this instant

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    JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    Had a girl when I was in middle-school who lived the town over that would do that type of stuff during the middle of the week. Anytime I was hanging out with some friends after school I was actually banging all the ladies. Because the natural course of action after getting some is to sit on a computer/phone for the next few hours with another girl.

    Went from super-conscious of her being upset to not giving a shit and then to dumping her over about a year.

    And that's my story on this subject.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    squirt is kind of a gross word now

    it's up there with caked and gush

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    bitches be crazy m i rite

    Sheri, why you whippin' us mang?

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Shabooty wrote:
    squirt is kind of a gross word now

    it's up there with caked and gush

    How about moist? That one do anything for you?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    bitches be crazy m i rite

    F'realz

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    I used to date a dude who was that possessive.

    I was in Shanghai, he was in New York... he always expected me to be online right when I got home from work, demanded to know who I was with if I was out, yelled at me if I stayed out late, etc etc. He claims it wasn't "jealousy" he was just worried about me putting myself in a "bad" position.

    He did not let me drink the whole time we were together, which was for about a year and a half.

    Sometimes I still can't believe I stuck with him that whole time, pretty much because I didn't think I could do any better.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    I don't get how a woman like her can be like that. She is so shy, she didn't say a single word when I talked to her alone for a 2 minutes or so. She only ever smiles and watches.

    Then my bro took her virginity or something and she turned into OMG HE MUST BE WITH ME AT ALL TIMES!!!! mode

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Bros before hos is the definition of gay.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Viv, you missed the best things

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    why are people going on and on about squirting

    what did I miss

    do I even want to know

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I've put up with some stupid shit in the hopes of getting laid. I had of course convinced myself I was in love and that sacrifices had to be made.

    A bit of self-reflection and nope, just horny.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Yeah I guess.
    I don't like what my friend is turning into though :(

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    bitches be crazy m i rite

    Sheri, why you whippin' us mang?

    I can't help it

    My vagina makes me do it

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    Klyka wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    bitches be crazy m i rite

    Sheri, why you whippin' us mang?

    I can't help it

    My vagina makes me do it

    Sheri, you need to get out of here, your vagina is HAUNTED!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Klyka wrote:
    I don't get how a woman like her can be like that. She is so shy, she didn't say a single word when I talked to her alone for a 2 minutes or so. She only ever smiles and watches.

    Then my bro took her virginity or something and she turned into OMG HE MUST BE WITH ME AT ALL TIMES!!!! mode
    A girl can be shy but controlling; these aren't mutually exclusive things.

    In fact I'd say that they can sometimes go hand-in-hand if the shyness and the need to be controlling both come from deep-seated insecurity.

    Plus if she was a virgin before him, he's like the first serious relationship she's ever been in and she thinks that this is what all serious relationships are meant to be like when you can't be together physically.

    Tell her to go to my blog and also to get some friends of her own so she don't feel lonely all the time.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Losing your virginity is a Big Deal to some people

    He should have known better, really

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    You mean he should have not taken her virginity?
    Like "Sorry girl, but if I do that, you go crazy and shit"

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Klyka wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    bitches be crazy m i rite

    Sheri, why you whippin' us mang?

    I can't help it

    My vagina makes me do it

    Sheri, you need to get out of here, your vagina is HAUNTED!

    Ghost in the Vagina

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    Klyka wrote:
    You mean he should have not taken her virginity?
    Like "Sorry girl, but if I do that, you go crazy and shit"

    Just like that

    How many virginities have you seen lost and how bad was it?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    I don't get how a woman like her can be like that. She is so shy, she didn't say a single word when I talked to her alone for a 2 minutes or so. She only ever smiles and watches.

    Then my bro took her virginity or something and she turned into OMG HE MUST BE WITH ME AT ALL TIMES!!!! mode

    Clearly he brings out the dom in her

    Has he been wearing a lot of leather lately? Maybe buy a cage for an undisclosed purpose?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    You mean he should have not taken her virginity?
    Like "Sorry girl, but if I do that, you go crazy and shit"

    Just like that

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Her vagina was Pandora's box. Now all the crazy is loose.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    Yeah I guess.
    I don't like what my friend is turning into though :(

    if he's happy with it, it's kinda not really your business

    if he's not happy with it, then he can probably be encouraged to sit back and consider why he's still with her

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    Losing your virginity is a Big Deal to some people

    He should have known better, really

    I'd say it's a big deal to most people. They just handle it different

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Javen wrote:
    Klyka wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Klyka wrote:
    You mean he should have not taken her virginity?
    Like "Sorry girl, but if I do that, you go crazy and shit"

    Just like that

    How many virginities have you seen lost and how bad was it?

    You ever seen Carrie?

    Carrie is just a horror movie cause men think deflowering a girl looks like that scene.
    You know the scene.


    Spoiler: It looks like that IRL

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    JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    H/A had this thread recently about a possessive ladyfriend that was a nightmarish ordeal that just. didn't. end.

    If you notice your friend doing any of the things in that OP, stop him immediately.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Klyka wrote:
    You mean he should have not taken her virginity?
    Like "Sorry girl, but if I do that, you go crazy and shit"

    Just like that

    How many virginities have you seen lost and how bad was it?

    You ever seen Carrie?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    oh noes my virginities

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    also, topical

    http://ldr-insight.tumblr.com/post/391793024/dealing-with-jealousy-in-a-ldr-part-1-of-2

    it's jealousy not getting whipped

    but there are similar themes

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    oh noes my virginities

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    Yes that is exactly what I meant

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i lost my virginity but then i found it

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    Klyka wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    oh noes my virginities

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    Yes that is exactly what I meant

    Sheri is protected by multiple layers of Virginities.
    To get to her, you must get through each layer in a single attack.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    Viv, you missed the best things

    yeah and no one will tell me about them :(

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Russian girls and webcams am I right?

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    Dated a girl a while back, we screw once and then she became possessive. Wanted me to see her every second she could, became frustrated when I did not see her, demanded I go on Skype every night when she went away for a while, started demanding ridiculous amounts of money for her schooling and stated she did not want me seeing my friends.

    This was the tame one too.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    it traveled the world

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I keep wanting to make a "Whip My Hair" joke about the thread title but it just isn't coming together for me

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