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Get ready for seven days of hilarious blood-soaked carnage! It's SHARK WEEK!

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    I learned that sharks love waterslides
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    and that sometimes they just want to be held
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    you misspelled laid, macera

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    the saddest thing about sharks is that they do not have lips to kiss

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
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    Best photobomb ever

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    Rogue LemonRogue Lemon AVATAR BOX TOO TIGHT, 50 YEARS DUNGEON!Registered User regular
    I think I realized I'm going to have to marry my girlfriend someday when after only a week of dating she mentioned that Shark Week was one of her favorite things on TV.

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    STEAM: BioSpark // POKEMON: 0303 9578 6730
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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I see no mention of dermadental awesomeness or the really cool fact that shark have super-senses in their face or the actually real reality that sharks aren't mindless killing machines

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    SHARK FACT NUMBER TWO

    SHARKS HAVE A DICK FOR FIGHTING AND FOR GETTING MAD POON

    ALL YOU GOT IS A DICK FOR JERKIN IT

    AND THEY CAN EAT YOU

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] steam: undeinpirat
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    SHARK FACT GO

    Sharks are not mindless killing machines. In fact they are very mindful of the mechanical nature of their killing.

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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    does that mean then that (breaking bad spoilers)
    Gus is a shark?

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    SHARK FACT GO

    Sharks are not mindless killing machines. In fact they are very mindful of the mechanical nature of their killing.

    yay you win the rational thought contest

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    NON-SHARK FACT: I watched the entirety of season 2 of breaking bad yesterday while writing functions for spreadsheets

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Franko wrote:
    didnt we learn all we needed to know from shark week last year?

    What the hell is wrong with you?

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    SHARK FACT GO

    If sharks don't kill, they die!

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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Franko wrote:
    didnt we learn all we needed to know from shark week last year?

    there is always more to learn about sharks

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    SHARK FACT GO

    Even with all of the knowledge about all of the sharks you still shark food

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    Flickr - PSN ID - IamTetsuo - Steam
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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    SHARK FACT GO

    They got most of their evolution done before the first mammals were even born.

    The sharks you see today are mostly the same as millions of years ago.

    Huntera on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    SHARK FACT

    At the height of summer, there is an 80% that there is a shark eating your mother right now

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    SHARK FACT

    1 in 3 sharks would be okay with eating your father

    1 in 1 would be okay with eating him after being soaked in a marinade of his own blood

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    SHARK FACT GO!

    Sharks, contrary to popular belief, can't fly.

    Because they don't need to.

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Rankenphile wrote:
    SHARK FACT GO!

    Sharks, contrary to popular belief, can't fly.

    Because they don't need to.

    Yeah, they just do this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBizgLZX7W0

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    It's offline right now, but here's a live stream from the world's largest aquarium.

    I saw some Whale Sharks in there earlier.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    SHARK FACTS: UTERINE CANNIBALISM EDITION.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    QuestionMarkMan wrote:
    It's offline right now, but here's a live stream from the world's largest aquarium.

    I saw some Whale Sharks in there earlier.

    The Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta has a few whale sharks.

    It is neat.

    Also I want to own a boat while I am still young enough to really fuck in the boat.

    And then get eaten by a shark immediately afterward.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Why not just fuck in the shark's belly, and cut out the middleman entirely?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Shark Fact

    There are currently 0 songs about a man and a woman being eaten by a shark and fucking in the belly of the shark and the shark giving birth to the baby 9 months later and subsequently eating it


    you should write one

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Song Title: Shark Incubator.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Romanian My Escutcheon wrote:
    Song Title: Shark Incubator.

    No.

    Sharkubation.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Macera wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Sharks?

    They're alright.

    I guess.

    Get out of here with that talk before these shark mittens make you leave

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    Oh hey, I have this pattern

    Also this

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Nothing to see here, move along

    Usagi on
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    ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqGQyMF5a_0

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote:
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    eeeeee

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I hate Sock for posting Street Sharks before me

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I am watching deep blue sea right now in preparation of shark week

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    FACT: Street Sharks are the most radical of all sharks

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    SHARK FACT GO!

    BRIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    I think my favorite thing about Shark Week is the OP Rank writes every year for Shark Week.

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    SHARK FACT GO!

    Sharks actually construct the Shark Week OP every year and force Rank at sharkpoint to upload it to the forums. He won't admit this.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] steam: undeinpirat
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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    BRIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    It will never stop being funny

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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