Geoff quickly pulled up his shorts and tried to run away, but he stumbled and fell into the pile of skulls; he noticed one that was encrusted with diamonds and pearls, and when he picked it up, he noticed an inscription on the bottom written in Sharpie proclaiming these words: "Property of 50 Cent"
"Boy, if you ever find yourself outnumbered and unarmed all you can do is pick out the biggest and dumbest-looking of our opponents and brutalize them like a honey badger protecting her young," the words of his long-dead master Adalric echoed inside his braincase.
Amazingly, the skull began to squeeze into the Beanie Meanie's eye socket, and replaced his real skull; the Beanie Meanie's actual skull squeezed out of his mouth and plopped onto the ground with a sickening thud.
There was a sharp thunder-crack throughout the cavern and the ghostly silhouettes of Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo instantly materialized beside their litch-king master.
The tribesmen attacked; 50 had to end this quickly so he could find Geoff and began chanting his most powerful spell..."If they hate then let them hate and watch the skulls pile up!"
Realizing he could hide no longer, Geoff challenged the Priestess to a game of craps in a desperate attempt to save himself as well as the doomed G-Unit.
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