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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    they have metaphysical venom

    bongi on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I wish Charlotte's Web ends with the spider just stinging that lazy pig to death before she dies, or her whole brood of baby spiders doing the stining, then the human family eating the pig and getting poisoned and dying. That would have made the moral of that lame story so much better.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Australian venomous funnel-web spiders, such as the Sydney funnel-web spider (a mygalomorph only distantly related to the araneomorph funnel-web spiders) frequently bite people and are regarded as among the most dangerous in the world. They are quite aggressive spiders, and are prone to biting when confronted, rather than running away. The Sydney funnel-web spider, a large, bulky, black spider, is restricted to a relatively small area around Sydney, Australia.


    hey
    wow
    i live in sydney~!

    Air on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    seriously fuck australia

    it has way to many things that can sting you

    Kovak on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    i'm waiting for someone to step forward and explain to me about black widows

    because everyone was making fun like i'd said the dumbest thing in the world

    but no-one will explain said dumb thing

    bongi on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm pretty sure Australia itself is a venemous creature.

    Callius on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bongi spiders work on a fusion of martial arts and rainbow magic

    not science

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    never look up spiders on wikipedia
    because they basically all hide under rocks and in cupboards and shit and you wont be able to do anything ever again

    also



    "Nearly ninety percent of the black widow bites reported in the medical literature of the first 4 decades of [the twentieth] century were inflicted on the male genitalia by spiders lurking underneath the seats of outdoor toilets."

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    aint no spider chomping down on my dick\

    Kovak on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    there are no deadly animals in england

    there used to be dragons and bears and wolves and tigers but the knights killed them all

    bongi on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    chavs

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    touché

    bongi on
  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    We have adders.

    They're kinda poisonous.

    Not that I've ever seen one or known anyone who's been bitten by one. Also they play dead, apparently. Man our snakes suck.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i'm waiting for someone to step forward and explain to me about black widows

    Black widow bites are rarely fatal to the healthy; they can kill the infirm because once their neurotoxin gets into your bloodstream, it can fuck with your heart rate and breathing, leading to palpitations and abnormal rythyms, not at all dissimilar to a seizure. Even if the neurotoxin stays in the outer layers of the epidermis, it can still cause necrosis (with frightening regularity, I might add) and if the necrotic tissue is close enough to a major vein or artery, the result is toxic shock and/or gangrene. Once again, this is either the infirm, the elderly, or the very young who are at the greatest risk, but fatal reactions can occur even if the victim is healthy but allergic.

    Happy now?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    isn't that basically what i said?

    :|

    bongi on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure Australia itself is a venemous creature.

    Like a stingray barb to the heart

    Hunter on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Not really, no. Your implication was that it takes a bitch to die from a bitch spider bite when the death itself is actually quite horrific; hell, I had a buddy that I worked with that had a 2-week-long raging infection from a black widow bite on the exact same spot where I was recently bitten.

    Darth Waiter on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Like a stingray barb to the heart

    :cry:

    Nevar Forget Irwin 4 Lyfe



    Also, do you think Irwin is happy with the way Bindy the Jungle Girl is being exploited?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    Not really, no. Your implication was that it takes a bitch to die from a bitch spider bite when the death itself is actually quite horrific; hell, I had a buddy that I worked with that had a 2-week-long raging infection from a black widow bite on the exact same spot where I was recently bitten.
    all i said is that the toxin is rarely fatal

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    :cry:

    Nevar Forget Irwin 4 Lyfe



    Also, do you think Irwin is happy with the way Bindy the Jungle Girl is being exploited?

    I'm betting on a Bindy sex tape hitting the internets by her 20th birthday.

    Hunter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter, 12th birthday or bust.

    Callius on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Hunter, 12th birthday or bust.

    I picture her yelling "crikey, that's a beauty" as the dude money shots on her face.

    Hunter on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Black Widows are bitches, god

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I picture her yelling "crikey, that's a beauty" as the dude money shots on her face.

    Wrestling dongs in muddy waters.

    She's into poo.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Black Widows are bitches, god

    Tell that to my dead cousin.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Tell that to my dead cousin.

    Did he die from a black widow

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What do you think?

    Darth Waiter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My money's on no.

    Callius on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think you have proven my point, sir

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jesus, you people are poorly trained trolls; yes, the kid died from a black widow bite. There. Happy now? GAWD.

    Darth Waiter on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Darth

    You have an excellent av/sig

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Mully rawks.

    edit:

    She also has a theme going for most of her custom av's and sigs; see if you can figure out what that theme is.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    is the theme

    that they are all done by mully

    the reason it's only most is that she outsourced some to vietnamese sweatshops

    bongi on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think I know, and I think I am right

    But I will not spoil anything; I couldn't do that to mully

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I think I know, and I think I am right

    But I will not spoil anything; I couldn't do that to mully

    She would probably appreciate that; I think she's waiting to be spoiled by someone special, rather than the uncouth swine that paw over her. Then again, maybe that's her thing. I really don't know someone until I have a beer with them.

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  • DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Congrats.

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I am the only girl in my family*. Only because my dad worked in the Uranium mines when I was conceived.

    *On my father's side, for 2 generations.

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    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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