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I wish Charlotte's Web ends with the spider just stinging that lazy pig to death before she dies, or her whole brood of baby spiders doing the stining, then the human family eating the pig and getting poisoned and dying. That would have made the moral of that lame story so much better.
The Australian venomous funnel-web spiders, such as the Sydney funnel-web spider (a mygalomorph only distantly related to the araneomorph funnel-web spiders) frequently bite people and are regarded as among the most dangerous in the world. They are quite aggressive spiders, and are prone to biting when confronted, rather than running away. The Sydney funnel-web spider, a large, bulky, black spider, is restricted to a relatively small area around Sydney, Australia.
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i live in sydney~!
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Kovakdid a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered Userregular
never look up spiders on wikipedia
because they basically all hide under rocks and in cupboards and shit and you wont be able to do anything ever again
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"Nearly ninety percent of the black widow bites reported in the medical literature of the first 4 decades of [the twentieth] century were inflicted on the male genitalia by spiders lurking underneath the seats of outdoor toilets."
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Kovakdid a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered Userregular
i'm waiting for someone to step forward and explain to me about black widows
Black widow bites are rarely fatal to the healthy; they can kill the infirm because once their neurotoxin gets into your bloodstream, it can fuck with your heart rate and breathing, leading to palpitations and abnormal rythyms, not at all dissimilar to a seizure. Even if the neurotoxin stays in the outer layers of the epidermis, it can still cause necrosis (with frightening regularity, I might add) and if the necrotic tissue is close enough to a major vein or artery, the result is toxic shock and/or gangrene. Once again, this is either the infirm, the elderly, or the very young who are at the greatest risk, but fatal reactions can occur even if the victim is healthy but allergic.
Not really, no. Your implication was that it takes a bitch to die from a bitch spider bite when the death itself is actually quite horrific; hell, I had a buddy that I worked with that had a 2-week-long raging infection from a black widow bite on the exact same spot where I was recently bitten.
Not really, no. Your implication was that it takes a bitch to die from a bitch spider bite when the death itself is actually quite horrific; hell, I had a buddy that I worked with that had a 2-week-long raging infection from a black widow bite on the exact same spot where I was recently bitten.
all i said is that the toxin is rarely fatal
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
But I will not spoil anything; I couldn't do that to mully
She would probably appreciate that; I think she's waiting to be spoiled by someone special, rather than the uncouth swine that paw over her. Then again, maybe that's her thing. I really don't know someone until I have a beer with them.
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hey
wow
i live in sydney~!
it has way to many things that can sting you
because everyone was making fun like i'd said the dumbest thing in the world
but no-one will explain said dumb thing
not science
because they basically all hide under rocks and in cupboards and shit and you wont be able to do anything ever again
also
"Nearly ninety percent of the black widow bites reported in the medical literature of the first 4 decades of [the twentieth] century were inflicted on the male genitalia by spiders lurking underneath the seats of outdoor toilets."
there used to be dragons and bears and wolves and tigers but the knights killed them all
They're kinda poisonous.
Not that I've ever seen one or known anyone who's been bitten by one. Also they play dead, apparently. Man our snakes suck.
Black widow bites are rarely fatal to the healthy; they can kill the infirm because once their neurotoxin gets into your bloodstream, it can fuck with your heart rate and breathing, leading to palpitations and abnormal rythyms, not at all dissimilar to a seizure. Even if the neurotoxin stays in the outer layers of the epidermis, it can still cause necrosis (with frightening regularity, I might add) and if the necrotic tissue is close enough to a major vein or artery, the result is toxic shock and/or gangrene. Once again, this is either the infirm, the elderly, or the very young who are at the greatest risk, but fatal reactions can occur even if the victim is healthy but allergic.
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Like a stingray barb to the heart
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Nevar Forget Irwin 4 Lyfe
Also, do you think Irwin is happy with the way Bindy the Jungle Girl is being exploited?
I'm betting on a Bindy sex tape hitting the internets by her 20th birthday.
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I picture her yelling "crikey, that's a beauty" as the dude money shots on her face.
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Wrestling dongs in muddy waters.
She's into poo.
Tell that to my dead cousin.
Did he die from a black widow
You have an excellent av/sig
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She also has a theme going for most of her custom av's and sigs; see if you can figure out what that theme is.
that they are all done by mully
the reason it's only most is that she outsourced some to vietnamese sweatshops
But I will not spoil anything; I couldn't do that to mully
She would probably appreciate that; I think she's waiting to be spoiled by someone special, rather than the uncouth swine that paw over her. Then again, maybe that's her thing. I really don't know someone until I have a beer with them.
*On my father's side, for 2 generations.