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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote:
    first off i have a five year old kitten who is my entire world

    I think you and swill are nearly the same person right now

    Like if his cats dissaproved of a lady he would be broken

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    i circumvent this by dating swill's cats directly before working my way up to him

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    crwth wrote:
    first off i have a five year old kitten who is my entire world

    You just became the sexiest thing in the world to the wrong kind of woman.

    Just ask SkullMan.

    BLM - ACAB
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    i would like to start this profile off by talking about my japanese moe body pillow

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    i would like to start this profile off by talking about my japanese moe body pillow

    too close to mediocre 3d for my tastes, call me when youve got a few papercuts on your junk

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i would like to start this profile off by talking about my japanese moe body pillow

    does it cry? I can't get aroused without crying.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2011
    The Geek wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    crwth wrote:
    first off i have a five year old kitten who is my entire world

    You just became the sexiest thing in the world to the wrong kind of woman.

    Just ask SkullMan.

    I thought he admitted to making this story up

    Artreus on
    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    So... we talkin' 'bout boners up in here?

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    bon heures sorry

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    my profile right now is just an intro written as if i were gordon freeman

    i still get like three messages a week

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    the only time I dated a single mom she wanted to do it on her parents' waterbed with the baby on it

    of course, I acquiesced but dang I knew that baby was watching me and plotting revenge

    that's hella weird
    i mos def couldn't do that


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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    i would like to start this profile off by talking about my japanese moe body pillow

    does it cry? I can't get aroused without crying.
    the crusty stuff around her eyes is definitely dried up tears.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    There is a pile of Japanese moe body pillows in my line of sight right now. Snuggling up tight with them and snapping a self-pic might be just the way to kick off my new OKC profile!

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    CosCos Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote:
    Oy, I have had people suggest to me that getting a dog is great way to meet girls.

    Other than that I may be allergic and that I generally don't really have time to care for a dog and I don't really want one, yeah, that seems like a great idea.

    I'm considering testing if this theory can happen the other way around. I had a few friends tell me that either a, the guy would try to tell me how to take better care of my dog (impossible, the mutt is spoiled as all hell) or b, I would wind up only with lesbians.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Margarazzi wrote:
    crwth wrote:
    first off i have a five year old kitten who is my entire world

    You just became the sexiest thing in the world to the wrong kind of woman.

    Marg, are you talking about yourself again?

    Fyndir on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah getting a pet that you're not really that interested in for its own sake just so you can meet potential dates is a terribly irresponsible idea.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    I have the most panty-dropping of puppies. All panties in a 10-mile radius literally melt.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    how does any work get done

    ...unless your town is the world's hub of porn manufacturing

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    how does any work get done

    ...unless your town is the world's hub of porn manufacturing

    Nah, it's mostly filled with hippies that don't wear underwear anywhichway nohow.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    There's enough armpit hair in this place to weave the space needle a cozy.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    my eye just unconsciously twitched

    which reminds me i need to shave my pits as soon as i get the chance :C

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    my eye just unconsciously twitched

    which reminds me i need to shave my pits as soon as i get the chance :C

    I can't wait until the summer term is over so I have time to shave my junk.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i want to be hairless

    its sooo grooooss

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    i want to be hairless

    its sooo grooooss

    I can rock a pretty bad-ass 5 o'clock* shadow.




    *my 5 o'clock shadow takes approximately three days to materialise.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i hate shaving my face every day to keep stubble from being visible

    need electrolysis sooo bad

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    bon mots

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    i hate shaving my face every day to keep stubble from being visible

    need electrolysis sooo bad

    I thought hormones generally prevented the need for electrolysis, no?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Callius wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    i hate shaving my face every day to keep stubble from being visible

    need electrolysis sooo bad

    I thought hormones generally prevented the need for electrolysis, no?
    nope! not really. a minor reduction at best.

    Current facial hair is only slightly affected (some reduction in density, coverage, and slower growth) by anti-androgens. Those who are less than a decade past puberty and/or whose ethnicity generally lacks a significant amount of facial hair will have better results with anti-androgens. Those taking anti-androgens will have better results with electrolysis/laser hair removal than those who are not. If one is still in their teens or early twenties, there will be prevention of new facial hairs from developing if testosterone levels are within the female range.
    Body hair (chest, periareolar, shoulders, back, abdomen, rear, thighs, tops of hands, tops of feet) will, over time, turn from terminal ("normal") hairs to vellus hairs (very tiny, blonde "baby" hairs). Hair on the arms, perianal, and perineal will reduce but may not turn to vellus hair on the latter two regions (some cis females also have some hair in these areas). Underarm hair will slightly change in texture and length, lower leg hair becomes less dense in concentration. All depend upon genetics.
    Head hair may slightly change in texture, curl, and color (new hairs that is, not hair that has already formed and reached the surface prior to HRT), this is especially likely with hair growth from previously bald areas.
    Eyebrow hair becomes less "bushy" or scattered.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I wish I was hairier

    I mean, I'm kind of hairy

    but body hair is awesome

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I wish I could grow a beard in less than eight months

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    Hormones are fuckin' weird things.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Hair doesn't like growing on my face very much, but it loves my legs.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    after i'm on hormones, the potential exists for my eyes to change shape and my hips to rotate forward

    it's insane

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    after i'm on hormones, the potential exists for my eyes to change shape and my hips to rotate forward

    it's insane

    So... you'll be a werewolf?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    god, if i was just a girl on the full moon i'd be pissed
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hormone_replacement_therapy_(male-to-female)
    full list of potential changes, let's call it NSFW

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Callius wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    my eye just unconsciously twitched

    which reminds me i need to shave my pits as soon as i get the chance :C

    I can't wait until the summer term is over so I have time to shave my junk.

    Nobody likes hair in their mouth, right? Also, how do you not have enough time? It's not something I consider terribly time consuming.

    BLM - ACAB
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    god, if i was just a girl on the full moon i'd be pissed
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hormone_replacement_therapy_(male-to-female)
    full list of potential changes, let's call it NSFW

    Holy fuck...
    The DNA in a donated ovum can be removed and replaced with the DNA of the receiver

    So, in the future you could store your sperm pre-HRT, go through HRT, have a uterus surgically implanted, take donor eggs, replace them with your own DNA, and then have a child between yourself and yourself?


    ..... I fucking love the future.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    my eye just unconsciously twitched

    which reminds me i need to shave my pits as soon as i get the chance :C

    I can't wait until the summer term is over so I have time to shave my junk.

    Nobody likes hair in their mouth, right? Also, how do you not have enough time? It's not something I consider terribly time consuming.

    The joy I receive from knowing that you shave your junk is limitless, Geek. Limitless!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Callius wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    god, if i was just a girl on the full moon i'd be pissed
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hormone_replacement_therapy_(male-to-female)
    full list of potential changes, let's call it NSFW

    Holy fuck...
    The DNA in a donated ovum can be removed and replaced with the DNA of the receiver

    So, in the future you could store your sperm pre-HRT, go through HRT, have a uterus surgically implanted, take donor eggs, replace them with your own DNA, and then have a child between yourself and yourself?


    ..... I fucking love the future.
    that does remind me
    very glad i'm not going to have to deal with periods or worrying about pregnancy ever

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I trim the pubes and balls (I'm too afraid of cutting the scrotum)

    shave the shaft, though

    Shaft hair is the worst

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