internet dating thread

Antimatter

talkin' bout shaft? I can dig it.

Futore

i've always liked the look of my shaft

Garlic Bread

Let me see your shaft, Futore

I'm not Toph, I can't see with my feet

The Geek

Callius wrote:

The Geek wrote:

Callius wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

my eye just unconsciously twitched

which reminds me i need to shave my pits as soon as i get the chance :C

I can't wait until the summer term is over so I have time to shave my junk.

Nobody likes hair in their mouth, right? Also, how do you not have enough time? It's not something I consider terribly time consuming.

The joy I receive from knowing that you shave your junk is limitless, Geek. Limitless!

It's much more comfortable.

Orikaeshigitae

i recently got a lot of very nice compliments on my dong. i appreciated them.

Futore

that's awesome, Orikae. way to rock that donger

Houk the Namebringer

Keith wrote:

I trim the pubes and balls (I'm too afraid of cutting the scrotum)

shave the shaft, though

Shaft hair is the worst

I used to shave my shaft, thinking the gf-at-the-time would appreciate it, but apparently I didn't shave close/often enough and it just gave her vaginal rugburn

Berk

i gotta date on thursday just going to try play it cool and not think about it too much
the way my lucks been ill probs turn up and have a date with Slider

The Lovely Bastard

orikae your dong is amazing

Houk the Namebringer

Berk wrote:

i gotta date on thursday just going to try play it cool and not think about it too much
the way my lucks been ill probs turn up and have a date with Slider

At least you know he can get you off just by the sound of his voice

That's gotta be a plus

Sara Lynn

orikae I have never seen your dong but I heard it's pretty already

confirm/deny

Garlic Bread

Sara Lynn wrote:

orikae I have never seen your dong but I heard it's pretty already

confirm/deny

sames

Berk

can we post silhouettes of our dick ITT?

Houk the Namebringer

Berk wrote:

can we post silhouettes of our dick ITT?

NSFW

Blake T

Laser hair reduction takes forever.....

Garlic Bread

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Callius

@Orikaeshigitae I have never seen your dick.

Fix this mistake.

Futore

Berk wrote:

can we post silhouettes of our dick ITT?

but my favorite part is how

Orikaeshigitae

not before you buy me dinner, hoss

Berk

is shadow-dick a bannable offense

Orikaeshigitae

here's a silhouette of my dick *does nothing*

Berk

Artreus

oh hey I have a dick.

In a fit of bad-decision making brought on by the anonymous confessions thread several forumers saw it.

Also here is the silhouette of my dick so you guys can all see it now too

8--D

The Lovely Bastard

berk i love you

World as Myth

someday I hope I see a dick emit a puff of smoke

The Lovely Bastard

just date a dragon

Futore

if there was an anonymous way, i would tell you all a secret re:me and my dick

The Lovely Bastard

alt post: just ask druhim

i am pretty sure that's all he's got left

Fyndir

Futore wrote:

if there was an anonymous way, i would tell you all a secret re:me and my dick

Just PM it to me, I'll post it, and won't tell anyone who the secret is from.

Ok?

World as Myth

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

just date a dragon

look it ain't that easy to get a dragon to date you

Artreus

World as Myth wrote:

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

just date a dragon

look it ain't that easy to get a dragon to date you

Hey I lived in Indiana for a while, it is pretty easy to get a dragon to date you as long as you are white (the dragon is racist and also in the KKK)

Callius

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

not before you buy me dinner, hoss

BULLSHIT! THIS WHOLE FUCKING SYSTEM IS BULLSHIT!

The Lovely Bastard

World as Myth wrote:

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

just date a dragon

look it ain't that easy to get a dragon to date you

well, virgin is right out

so somehow you have to become a princess

Callius

Berk, have I told you how much I love you? Because I do.

Artreus

Houk wrote:

Berk wrote:

can we post silhouettes of our dick ITT?

NSFW

That is a good dick

Orikaeshigitae

World as Myth wrote:

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

just date a dragon

look it ain't that easy to get a dragon to date you

the ice cream costs alone...

Kochikens

you smug bastard, futore

As7

Words used to describe my dick or the need there of in hilarious asynchronystic order: Pretty Handsome, Needs Salt.

Houk the Namebringer

I don't think you have to date a dragon to see its dick

Just, like, be there when it stands up

Futore

Kochikens wrote:

you smug bastard, futore

kochi, I don't know what to tell you, ummmmmm. This is, ummmm