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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hot dog down a hallway

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Jennifer wrote: »
    I want 80% of the profits.

    It's all yours. I just want to film.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    No doubt Cal will give you ALL the "profits'' :winky:

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    JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You're all crazy. I am the only sane one here.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    No doubt Cal will give you ALL the profits :winky:

    I can't even tell what this joke is trying to joke about.

    Like, is it a penis size joke? How does profit = penis?

    like, is it a hippy joke? Cause, y'know, profit sharing doesn't equate to all of the profits.


    The winky.

    It burns into my mind like a dinosaur borne laser beam.

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    JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    No doubt Cal will give you ALL the profits :winky:

    seriously yo, I don't think I am built for all those profits.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jennifer wrote: »
    You're all crazy. I am the only sane one here.

    I talked to a guy named Richard Job today.

    It was fucking awesome.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Was he a total dick job?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    Was he a total dick job?

    NO EVANDER, HE WAS ACTUALLY A VERY PLEASANT INDIVIDUAL TO SPEAK WITH

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I can't even tell what this joke is trying to joke about.

    Like, is it a penis size joke? How does profit = penis?

    like, is it a hippy joke? Cause, y'know, profit sharing doesn't equate to all of the profits.


    The winky.

    It burns into my mind like a dinosaur borne laser beam.

    And it will remain that way.

    UP UP AND AWAY!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I can't even tell what this joke is trying to joke about.

    Like, is it a penis size joke? How does profit = penis?

    like, is it a hippy joke? Cause, y'know, profit sharing doesn't equate to all of the profits.


    The winky.

    It burns into my mind like a dinosaur borne laser beam.

    Of course profits represent a penis since business is all about men raping whatever they can get from the environment and their customers. Corporate culture is inherently phallic centered.


    My wymen's studies professor told me so, it must be true.

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    JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Of course profits represent a penis since business is all about men raping whatever they can get from the environment and their customers. Corporate culture is inherently phallic centered.


    My wymen's studies professor told me so, it must be true.

    What would a woman know about penises?

    Jeeze, you were studying under the wrong person. Only a dude can understand dudes stuffs.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There's always one asshole who lays down in front

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Natasha and I went looking through my parents old photo albums.

    Half the pictures are of me laying down posing like some huge faggot.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Male ejaculate is the only profit in which I deal.

    I have my own mint.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I would guess that most straight women probably know more about penises than I do.

    I mean, I only have experience with one dick.

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    JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Natasha and I went looking through my parents old photo albums.

    Half the pictures are of me laying down posing like some huge faggot.


    I don't know who pioneered that, but it has never looked good.

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    JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    I would guess that most straight women probably know more about penises than I do.

    I mean, I only have experience with one dick.

    You know, you can be honest. We won't judge you.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If you're going to lay down like that, you better have godly thighs or something.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jennifer wrote: »
    I don't know who pioneered that, but it it has never looked good.

    It was the freemasons!

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    JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    It was the freemasons!

    that figures.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Male ejaculate is the only profit in which I deal.

    I have my own mint.

    He who controls the semen, controls the universe!

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Evander just consider yourself an expert in a very...extremely small feild of research.

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    MarcoMarco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It's beyond a woman to be able to give a good handjob.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jennifer wrote: »
    You know, you can be honest. We won't judge you.

    What?

    Yes we will...

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man, Naporeon saw right through my ruse.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Marco wrote: »
    It's beyond a woman to be able to give a good handjob.

    Thats why you need a real manly man to give it to you.

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    MarcoMarco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Thats why you need a real manly man to give it to you.

    I'm for hire.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jennifer wrote: »
    You know, you can be honest. We won't judge you.

    I never said which one ;)

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Marco wrote: »
    I'm for hire.

    Will you take payment in pancakes?

    Syrup will cost you a little bit more extra though...

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    JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    What?

    Yes we will...

    shh

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Flapjacks sound better than pancakes

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jennifer wrote: »
    that figures.

    I have a buddy who belongs to a Jewish Masonic lodge.

    He tells me that they're the ones who REALLY control the world.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man, flapjacks sounds like something you end up getting in prison while someone gags your mouth with a sock.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Guys, if you ever doubt my reasons for talking about Natasha so often.

    "I know. It's all about learning lessons from the past. Now the dinosaurs ruled earth for 65 million years, I'd say they have pretty good track record considering no human government has managed even 1000."

    That's right, she is advocating that our government be replaced by Dinosaurs.

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    MarcoMarco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Will you take payment in pancakes?

    Syrup will cost you a little bit more extra though...

    I can make my own syrup.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    If you're going to lay down like that, you better have godly thighs or something.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Guys, if you ever doubt my reasons for talking about Natasha so often.

    "I know. It's all about learning lessons from the past. Now the dinosaurs ruled earth for 65 million years, I'd say they have pretty good track record considering no human government has managed even 1000."

    That's right, she is advocating that our government be replaced by Dinosaurs.

    So, wait, she wants MORE Dick Cheneys?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Evander wrote: »
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    NAWM NAWM NAWM!

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