So two years ago I ended up on a two month trip to Korea, as part of a university exchange program. When I got there, I was paired with a Korean student who would act as a guide and expose me to the Korean culture.
After having it stressed to me that we were to participate as fully as possible in the culture, I met my guide, Sungsil, in a crowded downtown area of Seoul.
He greeted me, shook my hand, grabbed my other hand, and then kissed me on both cheeks and then on the lips.
He then held my hand and started walking with me down the street.
I was slightly overwhelmed by this but figured... you know... this is the way things were done in Korea.
As I learned later, that was the way things were done in Korea, if you happened to be a
homosexual Korean, which Sungsil happened to be. After parading up and down the streets of Seoul hand in hand, having a meal together (we shared a bubbletea, with two straws), and finally having him caress my thighs while playing bizzare Korean computer games, I finally got the hint.
Later, we fucked like 20 times in a barn.
Anyway, share your gay stories with me.
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oh yes
I think this man is hot.
There's a guy here at school with my name, only much hotter. He's gotten between me and two girls.
He's so hot, I'd do him.
especially for gays, don't know what it is about them
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who's not gay for gays these days
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It was snowing slightly at the time, and the way the moon light hit his face at the time made it all very beautiful.
I called him a fag and spent the rest of the night having some black chick grind her butt into my penis-region.
I'm pretty sure there aren't any black people in Alaska
and i was at some art exhibition in toronto around the distillery district and was getting bombarded pretty hard but that is to be expected.
but this all pales in comparison to bongi and redeemer's endless sexual advances
did you fuck in a barn though?
I am not gay.
The only word I use for myself is Pan-sexual.
If I think someone's hot, I'll try my damnedest to fuck them. I don't care what gender they are.
You fucking fags.
His butthole was all hairy and it took some time to part it out of the way
Him struggling and screaming didn't help much either so I had to clock him over the head
He was pretty gay
I watched enough Northern Exposure to know this is a lie.
The woman in that was cute.
Get this...he's got a boner.
What a fag.
The igloo was originally much smaller and intended as a kind of artifical ice vagina for lonely inuit, with a large dome built as sperm repository.
Eventually as men sought to impress one another with penis size, the domes were enlarged to the point where it was simply easier to live inside of them, creating the modern igloo that all eskimos live inside of today.
Same is true for the condo.
So was I, I'm not sure what she was doing here, or why she wanted to dance with some pasty white guy.
I'm giving you all a digital reach around. Seriously.
She had city fever
It's not our fault you're all dumbly straight