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Tales of Homoeroticism

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
So two years ago I ended up on a two month trip to Korea, as part of a university exchange program. When I got there, I was paired with a Korean student who would act as a guide and expose me to the Korean culture.

After having it stressed to me that we were to participate as fully as possible in the culture, I met my guide, Sungsil, in a crowded downtown area of Seoul.

He greeted me, shook my hand, grabbed my other hand, and then kissed me on both cheeks and then on the lips.

He then held my hand and started walking with me down the street.

I was slightly overwhelmed by this but figured... you know... this is the way things were done in Korea.

As I learned later, that was the way things were done in Korea, if you happened to be a homosexual Korean, which Sungsil happened to be. After parading up and down the streets of Seoul hand in hand, having a meal together (we shared a bubbletea, with two straws), and finally having him caress my thighs while playing bizzare Korean computer games, I finally got the hint.

Later, we fucked like 20 times in a barn.


Anyway, share your gay stories with me.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    we barned like 20 times in a fuck once

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can't tell my whole life's story within just this one post.

    Bergy on
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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    i kovaked barned fucks in a 20

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    straight as a slinky.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    did you have the fan on in your room?!

    YOU COULDVE DIED!!

    tugga on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    SCHEDULED DOWNTIME!!!

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I endorse this thread. I've never kissed a man. But I do think some guys are hot.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This is one of those threads girls can't post in because it'd be all like "look at me, I am getting attention"

    So I'm not going to post

    this post never happened

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh gosh

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'd totally have sex with Bruce Campbell, just so I could say that I had sex with Bruce Campbell. I'd probably keep any love notes he sent me, too. Frame them.

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    world is gay for guys and girls and gays

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Oh gosh


    oh yes

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Oh gosh

    I think this man is hot.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If Bruce Campbell would bust a loaf in your mouth and you swallowed, would that make you straight?

    Meiz on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Actually, you could substitute Bruce Campbell with a lot of different dudes and I'd be cool with it...

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I endorse this thread. I've never kissed a man. But I do think some guys are hot.

    There's a guy here at school with my name, only much hotter. He's gotten between me and two girls.

    He's so hot, I'd do him.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm pretty sure I'm straight anyway, though.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've had heteroerotic moments I guess

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    wombat wrote: »
    world is gay for guys and girls and gays

    especially for gays, don't know what it is about them

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I've had heteroerotic moments I guess

    YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME IN MY HOUSE

    REPENT SINNER

    PRAY FORGIVENESS

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    especially for gays, don't know what it is about them

    who's not gay for gays these days



    haha Im a freakin poet

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  • HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This seemingly shy little asian guy told me he had a crush on me a school functioned type dance.

    It was snowing slightly at the time, and the way the moon light hit his face at the time made it all very beautiful.

    I called him a fag and spent the rest of the night having some black chick grind her butt into my penis-region.

    Hello on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So that was you

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Was this in alaska?

    I'm pretty sure there aren't any black people in Alaska

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    friend of mine came out to me at a bar over the summer which was alright i guess

    and i was at some art exhibition in toronto around the distillery district and was getting bombarded pretty hard but that is to be expected.

    but this all pales in comparison to bongi and redeemer's endless sexual advances

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If you try to have sex in Alaska you get frostbite on your genitals

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  • EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hello wrote: »
    This seemingly shy little asian guy told me he had a crush on me a school functioned type dance.

    It was snowing slightly at the time, and the way the moon light hit his face at the time made it all very beautiful.

    I called him a fag and spent the rest of the night having some black chick grind her butt into my penis-region.

    did you fuck in a barn though?

    Etch on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    As for tales of faggotry, this one time I posted on this forum called SE++

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I am not straight.

    I am not gay.

    The only word I use for myself is Pan-sexual.

    If I think someone's hot, I'll try my damnedest to fuck them. I don't care what gender they are.

    You fucking fags.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    One time I raped a dude

    His butthole was all hairy and it took some time to part it out of the way

    Him struggling and screaming didn't help much either so I had to clock him over the head

    He was pretty gay

    AHH! on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If you try to have sex in Alaska you get frostbite on your genitals

    I watched enough Northern Exposure to know this is a lie.

    The woman in that was cute.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So, I'm fucking this dude in the ass, and I try to give him a reacharound, right?

    Get this...he's got a boner.

    What a fag.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If you try to have sex in Alaska you get frostbite on your genitals

    The igloo was originally much smaller and intended as a kind of artifical ice vagina for lonely inuit, with a large dome built as sperm repository.

    Eventually as men sought to impress one another with penis size, the domes were enlarged to the point where it was simply easier to live inside of them, creating the modern igloo that all eskimos live inside of today.

    Same is true for the condo.

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  • HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Was this in alaska?

    I'm pretty sure there aren't any black people in Alaska

    So was I, I'm not sure what she was doing here, or why she wanted to dance with some pasty white guy.

    Hello on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You guys

    I'm giving you all a digital reach around. Seriously.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hello wrote: »
    So was I, I'm not sure what she was doing here, or why she wanted to dance with some pasty white guy.


    She had city fever

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Axim wrote: »
    but this all pales in comparison to bongi and redeemer's endless sexual advances

    It's not our fault you're all dumbly straight

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    White snow fever

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Listen, I made my choice, and you were born how you were, alright?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    jesus fuck this place is swarming with dicklickers

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