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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    NICE CHAPS ALICE

    DO THE ZOMBIES DIE FASTER THAT WAY

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Deemer, do you swallow?

    Callius on
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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
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    NICE CHAPS ALICE

    DO THE ZOMBIES DIE FASTER THAT WAY

    Some of us like to see that.

    Because some of us aren't living a sin against god.

    AWIY on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Deemer, do you swallow?

    Depends on the guy

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    AWIY wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
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    NICE CHAPS ALICE

    DO THE ZOMBIES DIE FASTER THAT WAY

    Some of us like to see that.

    Because some of us aren't living a sin against god.
    Be nice. Zombies aren't THAT bad.

    Machismo on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Deemer, do you swallow?

    Depends on the guy

    oh man this answer makes me love you even more

    mrpaku on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Deemer, do you swallow?

    Depends on the guy
    Your sig speaks volumes [font size='1'](of semen).[/font]

    Machismo on
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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I like the idea of Vegas being devastated. In particular, MGM Grand. Those fucks.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I liked that awesome vagina shot at the end of the first movie when she's wearing the two sheets of paper.

    JJ on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    p.s. why is ashanti in this movie

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Deemer, do you swallow?

    Depends on the guy

    Well, I was mainly asked about me.

    Callius on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Deemer, do you swallow?

    Depends on the guy

    Well, I was mainly asked about me.

    for you, callius, yes

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Deemer, do you swallow?

    Depends on the guy

    Well, I was mainly asked about me.

    for you, callius, yes

    What's your stance on gargling?

    Possibly on drooling?

    Callius on
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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    I liked that awesome vagina shot at the end of the first movie when she's wearing the two sheets of paper.

    Pxz plz?

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    p.s. why is ashanti in this movie

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    I don't know, but she seems really angry about it.

    Maybe they caught her on film by surprise or some shit.

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Deemer, do you swallow?

    Depends on the guy

    Well, I was mainly asked about me.

    for you, callius, yes

    What's your stance on gargling?

    Possibly on drooling?

    I always wanted someone to do that for me. I also wanted a girl to use my semen as a skin lotion. Damn porn changing my ideas of sex.

    Machismo on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Deemer, do you swallow?

    Depends on the guy

    Well, I was mainly asked about me.

    for you, callius, yes

    What's your stance on gargling?

    Possibly on drooling?

    I always wanted someone to do that for me. I also wanted a girl to use my semen as a skin lotion. Damn porn changing my ideas of sex.

    It's pretty fucking awesome.

    Callius on
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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You know, it's cheaper to invest in a mirror.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't think I've ever gargled

    I might have drooled but I don't think it was on purpose

    what I'm trying to say is

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    I liked that awesome vagina shot at the end of the first movie when she's wearing the two sheets of paper.

    Actually, yeah. it was a classy shot.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    as stated earlier, the serious lack of sienna guillory in the next flim has me seriously disinterested.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Zephos wrote: »
    as stated earlier, the serious lack of sienna guillory in the next flim has me seriously disinterested.

    Seriously

    And her bullshit about being too busy with Eragon is stupid cuz they were filmed at different times my god Sienna why are you doing this to us

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer is so eloquent

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Redeemer is so eloquent

    I'd go gay for him.

    msuitepyon on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    my god Sienna why are you doing this to us

    My thoughts exactly.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It was kind of annoying how Jill kept being showed up by Alice in Apocalypse, so maybe this is for the best

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    It was kind of annoying how Jill kept being showed up by Alice in Apocalypse, so maybe this is for the best

    Jill Valentine needs to be real and naked in my bed. I'd settle for Sienna, but I don't know if I'd be as happy.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    It was kind of annoying how Jill kept being showed up by Alice in Apocalypse, so maybe this is for the best

    Jill Valentine needs to be real and naked in my bed. I'd settle for Sienna, but I don't know if I'd be as happy.

    Sienna in the Jill Valentine costume

    It'd be like fucking a really awesome cosplayer
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Redeemer is so eloquent

    I'd go gay for him.

    Hey I'm not just some cheap floozy

    I need at least two drinks first

    Redeemer on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Being a whore is lame, guys

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    It was kind of annoying how Jill kept being showed up by Alice in Apocalypse, so maybe this is for the best

    Jill Valentine needs to be real and naked in my bed. I'd settle for Sienna, but I don't know if I'd be as happy.

    Sienna in the Jill Valentine costume

    It'd be like fucking a really awesome cosplayer
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Redeemer is so eloquent

    I'd go gay for him.

    Hey I'm not just some cheap floozy

    I need at least two drinks first

    I'll wine and dine you all night, baby.

    msuitepyon on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    It was kind of annoying how Jill kept being showed up by Alice in Apocalypse, so maybe this is for the best

    Jill Valentine needs to be real and naked in my bed. I'd settle for Sienna, but I don't know if I'd be as happy.

    Sienna in the Jill Valentine costume

    It'd be like fucking a really awesome cosplayer
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Redeemer is so eloquent

    I'd go gay for him.

    Hey I'm not just some cheap floozy

    I need at least two drinks first

    I'll wine and dine you all night, baby.

    The wine glass is your anus, apparently.
    The Goblet of Fire, if you will.

    Machismo on
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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    that is an ugly quote tree for an ugly innuendo.

    ascot on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Being a whore is lame, guys

    did you catch something

    mrpaku on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Being a whore is lame, guys

    did you catch something

    No man, it's cool.

    Next time wash your hands though, alright? I feel safer that way.

    Meissnerd on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    that is an ugly quote tree for an ugly innuendo.

    :rotate:

    Redeemer on
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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    that is an ugly quote tree for an ugly innuendo.

    :rotate:

    Do me you wild, wild beast.

    msuitepyon on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    that is an ugly quote tree for an ugly innuendo.

    :rotate:

    Do me you wild, wild beast.

    im boarding the man love train

    tsplitter on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Being a whore is lame, guys

    did you catch something

    No man, it's cool.

    Next time wash your hands though, alright? I feel safer that way.

    next time i'll just bring latex gloves and a sheet of plastic wrap if you're gonna be a big girl about it

    mrpaku on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    that is an ugly quote tree for an ugly innuendo.

    :rotate:

    Do me you wild, wild beast.

    im boarding the man love train

    Woo woo!

    msuitepyon on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Being a whore is lame, guys

    did you catch something

    No man, it's cool.

    Next time wash your hands though, alright? I feel safer that way.

    next time i'll just bring latex gloves and a sheet of plastic wrap if you're gonna be a big girl about it

    Defender style. yessss

    Meissnerd on
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