I don't know if anyone cares, but I was just cleaning out an old hard drive, moving over to a new laptop, and I found a song that I wrote (and posted, I'm sure) on December 31st, 2002 to this board, or whatever the relevant equivalent was at the time.
"Boddah"
With apologies to The Kinks
I met him on a board on the internet
where the people admire jedis like master Yoda
Y-O-D-A Yoda.
He walked up to me, said he liked my bowtie.
I asked him his name and in a photoshopped voice he said, "Boddah"
B-O-DDA-H Boddah, bo bo bo Boddah
Well, I'm not the world's most artistic guy,
but when he made me mosh I felt like I could fly
Oh my Boddah, bo bo bo Boddah, bo bo bo Boddah
Well, I'm not dumb but I just can't see
how he looks like a cartoon and draws perfectly
Oh my Boddah, bo bo bo Boddah, bo bo bo Boddah
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
he picked me up and sat me on his knee,
He said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in his eyes,
I would kill for my Boddah
Bo bo bo Boddah, bo bo bo Boddah
Then we walked outside. Out on to the field.
I fell to the ground. I got down on my knees.
I looked at him, and he at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Boddah.
Bo bo bo Boddah.
Nads will be mod, and mods will be nad.
It's a mixed-up world, but I don't feel bad,
I've still got Boddah. Bo bo bo Boddah. Bo bo bo Boddah.
Well I came home just a week before,
and I'd never ever been a cartoon before,
Boddah smiled and took me by the hand,
he said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Boddah.
Bo bo bo Boddah. Bo bo bo Boddah.
Anyone else have ancient stuff lying around that they think some one else might find neat?
Posts
(Which I have yet to wear because I haven't had any Black Tie events to attend.)
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Sup, Evander? How's things? Star on any t-shirts lately?
Things is well. I've progressed from producing t-shirts to producing short audio and video things. To tell you the truth, sometimes I still wear t-shirts though.
that picture of borfase has turned into stock footage or something
I saw it in an ad on Fat Ugly or Slutty a few months ago
Way to contribute.
Got one of these sitting on my desk right now:
It's the oldest piece of tech I own.
bigtimes gifs
kelets
shoutouts to kelets
fuckin' kelets
i got shit on there
not so much on the laptop
That's about it.
And this:
please
umm
a boddah drawing of juju
that's pretty classic
I resdiscovered your's and Oden's love child. I feel it must be shared with a new generation just once, but I also fear jail.
that's kinda old...
second life
i was a vampire in second life and i went and hung out in all the super serious mega gloomy goth kid vampire servers
i was very popular
good christ
I wish my old geocities account was still active
all savin' jpegs as txts so I could hotlink them
fuck i don't even remember who this was