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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    New Jersey
    Why are you here?

    California
    Fuck, Jersey Stole our slogan.

    Ohio
    Who says you can't wear the bible belt this high up your body?

    And now a few from John Hodgman's Areas of my Expertise

    Oklahoma
    Please, when you think of us, think of the rousing song "Oklahoma!" And not the less-rousing "Trail of Tears."

    West Virginia
    Deliverence was shot in South Carolina, Not here; Indeed, our rate of murderous banjoists is well below that of Massachusets.

    South Carolina
    There are two: Animis Opibusque Parati(Prepared in Mind & Resources) And Dum Spiro Spero(Hang on, we're not sure about the first slogan.

    Hohoq AKA Ar
    Please do not seek us.

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    District of Columbia

    Charming like the North, Efficient like the South

    Just stay away from south east.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm actually quite fond of Wyoming, as it is my home state/where I spent my formative years.

    Still though, wind, rodeos, and three interstates. That's about all there is, other then Yellowstone.

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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    California: We should really be two states.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Alaska
    Man, we sure did fuck Russia over.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    New Jersey
    Come See For Yourself

    Actually, that's pretty much sums up the indescribable horror that lives in the garden state pretty well.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm actually quite fond of Wyoming, as it is my home state/where I spent my formative years.

    Still though, wind, rodeos, and three interstates. That's about all there is, other then Yellowstone.

    I lived in Wyoming for some time then I fled to New Mexico not much better in my opinion
    I think it contributed to why I am a bitter and apathic individual

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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Why? It's not that exciting. However I do like being able to sleep in 'til 10 and not be late for class.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jupiter: Not really

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Tennessee:
    Not the worst state. Thanks, Mississippi!

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    linkswordlinksword Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Colorado
    It doesn't snow here, I swear!

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    Why? It's not that exciting. However I do like being able to sleep in 'til 10 and not be late for class.

    I perfer sleeping till 10 and not even going to class

    And as far as Jersey goes, I said it all the first post.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    California; Visit california... bring your kids

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Moon
    Suck it, Russia. Suck it long and hard.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The entire United States: We're too fucking big

    Or, at least we will be when we invade Canadia.

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    SuperMosesSuperMoses Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wisconsin

    You're keys give me your drunk.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Jupiter: Not really
    Sol: Are you serious I mean come on
    Galactus: IMA EAT YA

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Louisiana; It's GOIN RAIN!

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Jupiter: Not really
    Sol: Are you serious I mean come on
    Galactus: IMA EAT YA
    Universe: lol pwnt
    Multiverse: lol pwn-OMG CRISIS

    Well played, TFS

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    Topher587Topher587 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Florida sucks. It's like we didn't even try on the actual slogan.

    The slogan is "VISIT FLORIDA". And then a web address? Come on.

    Should be "MICKEY MOUSE ORANGES OLD FOLKS"

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    WELCOME TO FLORIDA

    IF YOU CAN'T READ THIS, WELCOME HOME

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    Topher587 wrote: »
    "MICKEY MOUSE ORANGES OLD FOLKS!!"

    Film at 11

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I was going to post something about Marvel Zombies and Galactus, but... y'know. Apathy.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    yes but I fixed it

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    D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arizona: The whole thing about MLK Day was for economic reasons, honest!
    We're racist.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Washington:

    We got PA, Nintendo, and Microsoft. Plus, all the cool people are moving here. Why aren't you?

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    GunstarGunstar Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Illinois
    We're Not As Interesting As Sufjan Implied

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gunstar wrote: »
    Illinois
    We're Not As Interesting As Sufjan Implied

    Winner

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Washington:

    We got PA, Nintendo, and Microsoft. Plus, all the cool people are moving here. Why aren't you?

    The weather sucks.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Why is California not its own country yet?

    We're better than you.

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    littwentythreelittwentythree Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wyoming
    If a tree falls in the forest...

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