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Slavery: The Game

Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
edited September 2011 in Games and Technology
http://www.slaverythegame.com/home.php

So....this is actually a thing.....apparently.

Either it's a hilarious troll, or a very misguided attempt at teaching history.

Either way, if this is a real game, then it's going to be Fox News' best friend.

Also, videogames as art, no subject too taboo, yadda yadda.

Me? I'm too busy thinking up what kind of Achievements this is going to have.

"Convinced a black man to accept his new slave name."

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    no way it's real, and if it is, not gonna be on consoles at all. no AO game could be... and it's funny how it's already been rated...

  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    Fake and dumb.

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Anyone else catch the Wilhelm at the beginning of the video? It's pretty obvious it's fake. No gameplay footage, and an AO rating for consoles kinda seals the deal.

    edit: Has the subject of slavery ever really been brought up in videogaming?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Anyone else catch the Wilhelm at the beginning of the video? It's pretty obvious it's fake. No gameplay footage, and an AO rating for consoles kinda seals the deal.

    edit: Has the subject of slavery ever really been brought up in videogaming?

    Enslaved: Odyssey To The West?

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    ...would Nerve Stapling count?

    I mean, it's stated in no uncertain terms to be anything but an atrocity, but it might be considered a form of slavery.

  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    Morrowind has a slave trade.

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  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    Watch out for the final boss, John Brown.

  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    I would play a stealth action game where the player was an escaping slave making his way along the underground railroad.

    Basically I see it as Metal Gear Solid 3, only with considerably fewer guns.

  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    I would play a stealth action game where the player was an escaping slave making his way along the underground railroad.

    Basically I see it as Metal Gear Solid 3, only with considerably fewer guns.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2aQFKL3qUE&hd=1

    I'd play it.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Anyone else catch the Wilhelm at the beginning of the video? It's pretty obvious it's fake. No gameplay footage, and an AO rating for consoles kinda seals the deal.

    edit: Has the subject of slavery ever really been brought up in videogaming?

    Enslaved: Odyssey To The West?

    Mass Effect?

    Admittedly, the relationship with slavers is "You can shoot them a lot. Right in their dirty four eyed faces."

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Anyone else catch the Wilhelm at the beginning of the video? It's pretty obvious it's fake. No gameplay footage, and an AO rating for consoles kinda seals the deal.

    edit: Has the subject of slavery ever really been brought up in videogaming?

    Enslaved: Odyssey To The West?

    Mass Effect?

    Admittedly, the relationship with slavers is "You can shoot them a lot. Right in their dirty four eyed faces."

    Dungeon Keeper

    This could be a trailer for Dungeon Keeper III

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Anyone else catch the Wilhelm at the beginning of the video? It's pretty obvious it's fake. No gameplay footage, and an AO rating for consoles kinda seals the deal.

    edit: Has the subject of slavery ever really been brought up in videogaming?

    Enslaved: Odyssey To The West?

    Mass Effect?

    Admittedly, the relationship with slavers is "You can shoot them a lot. Right in their dirty four eyed faces."

    Fallout, especially 3, where you can enslave people for fun and profit

  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    I was expecting an MMORPG joke.

  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but assuming this game is indeed nonexistent, couldn't the people (or person) behind this be faced with legal troubles for plastering the site with PS3 and Xbox 360 logos? Pretty sure Sony and/or MS wouldn't take too kindly to having their companies slandered with the false pretense that they would allow this sort of game under their respective systems.

  • SamSam Registered User regular
    sure, they could

    but that's assuming this thing is widespread enough for them to care

    it's not like it's on tv, or is even very much of a meme

  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Oh, it most certainly will show up in one of those news programs.

    This is the kind of thing that has news anchorsfoaming in the mouth.

    "Videogames embrace Slavery". There's the headline right there.

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  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Drez wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Anyone else catch the Wilhelm at the beginning of the video? It's pretty obvious it's fake. No gameplay footage, and an AO rating for consoles kinda seals the deal.

    edit: Has the subject of slavery ever really been brought up in videogaming?

    Enslaved: Odyssey To The West?

    Mass Effect?

    Admittedly, the relationship with slavers is "You can shoot them a lot. Right in their dirty four eyed faces."

    Dungeon Keeper

    This could be a trailer for Dungeon Keeper III

    Bioshock. Sort of.

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    Oh sure, kick up a fuss when it's humans. Where you when they released Pokemon?

  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but assuming this game is indeed nonexistent, couldn't the people (or person) behind this be faced with legal troubles for plastering the site with PS3 and Xbox 360 logos? Pretty sure Sony and/or MS wouldn't take too kindly to having their companies slandered with the false pretense that they would allow this sort of game under their respective systems.
    Parody/humor is protected from these kinds of laws, IIRC. I'm sure they'll get some form C&D letters anyway.

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    Big Isy wrote:
    Oh sure, kick up a fuss when it's humans. Where you when they released Pokemon?

    I don't know if Pokemon is the best example, all things considered.

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  • hadokenhadoken Registered User regular
    I'd love a slave trading game, just not if it involved African slaves in the USA, that is a bit insensitive and retarded.

    I'd prefer if it was a slave trading game from the Roman era, now THAT would be interesting. Anyone seen Rome (HBO tv series)? The slave trading in that was really interesting.

  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    I thought it was going to be from the slaves perspective. That would have been amazing.

  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    Looks like a joke.

    I hope it's a joke that they know is a joke.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Big Isy wrote:
    I thought it was going to be from the slaves perspective. That would have been amazing.

    What, like a stealth game in the vein of Thief or the BG&E sneaking sections except with the Underground Railroad?

  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    Big Isy wrote:
    I thought it was going to be from the slaves perspective. That would have been amazing.

    What, like a stealth game in the vein of Thief or the BG&E sneaking sections except with the Underground Railroad?

    Yeah. I mean the narrative alone would have been amazing and the setting, if treated with respect would be one of the most memorable.

    But the "if treated with respect" bit is where it'd probably fall short.

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    The Escapist seems to have done all the investigating that needs doing (not much).


    Mystery And Controversy Surround Slavery The Game

    Slavery The Game may not actually be a game, but it's guaranteed to stir up a firestorm of controversy.

    Alright, here's what we know so far: Very recently a website appeared purportedly advertising something called Slavery The Game. As its title and the embedded YouTube video -- the only piece of media the thing has generated so far -- plainly suggests, it's a game focusing on Colonial-era slavery.

    Even centuries removed from that time period, that's still an incredibly controversial topic, particularly for a videogame. Of course, our collective hobby is no stranger to courting controversy, as the makers of Grand Theft Auto can attest.

    The weird bit about this whole thing however, is that neither this game, nor the people making it seem to exist anywhere outside of that single web page.

    The description on the YouTube clip up there claims the game is the work of UK-based Total War creators The Creative Assembly, but the game appears nowhere on that firm's site.

    Javelin Reds Gaming, the title's supposed creator, doesn't exist as far as we can tell. The phone number listed on the site leads to a Google Voice inbox (with a Kentucky area code) and "info@javelinreds.com" appears to be a nonfunctional email address.

    We even went so far as to plug "Javelin Reds" into an internet anagram generator, but as you can plainly see, the results offer little in the way of illumination.

    "Javelin Reds Gaming" offers more vocabulary options, but unless this is a clever smokescreen for something called "Vandal Jigger Mines," we're still at a loss.

    So, as we sit here scratching our heads and furrowing our brows, the best guess we can make is that Slavery The Game is some kind of alternate reality game or PR stunt. What exactly it might be advertising however, remains unknown.

    Still, I have to give due propers to whoever is behind this. The theoretical subject matter alone could generate the pageviews of a thousand Gizmodo articles. It's guaranteed to anger a ton of people, but the fact that you're all reading the words I'm currently typing serves as evidence that the people responsible know exactly how to grab the minute attention spans of the 'net generation.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Anyone else catch the Wilhelm at the beginning of the video? It's pretty obvious it's fake. No gameplay footage, and an AO rating for consoles kinda seals the deal.

    edit: Has the subject of slavery ever really been brought up in videogaming?

    Enslaved: Odyssey To The West?

    Mass Effect?

    Admittedly, the relationship with slavers is "You can shoot them a lot. Right in their dirty four eyed faces."

    Yes, but there's also the "It's perfectly legal!" slavery of the Asari indentured servitude market.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    i laughed when i read the phone number was from a kentucky area code

  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Okay, let me guess.

    Somebody thought Custer's Revenge 3D would be the most hilarious thing ever.

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    better than DA2!

    badumtish

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Even in the impossible scenario in which this was a game, how would they even be able to outdo themselves after making Slavery: The Game? I'm trying to imagine the press release they might make and I just don't see it happening.

    Hey kids, do you like Slavery: The Game? Well keep an eye out for these fun and wacky titles from your friends at Javelin Red Gaming!

    Rape: The Game, Holocaust: The Game, Terrorism: The Game, Baby Eater: The Game, Capital Punishment: The Game, Torture Porn: The Game, Public School System: The Game, Video Game Tester: The Game, Necrophilia: The Game, Vehicular Homicide: The Game, Abortion Clinic: The Game, Mandatory Edutainment: The Game, Poverty: The Game, Maximum Security Prison: The Game, Javelin Red Gaming Public Relations Post Slavery: The Game: The Game, Murmaider: The Game, Scary Title: The Game, Satanic Cult: The Game, and Beating A Dead Horse: The Game!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Big Isy wrote:
    I thought it was going to be from the slaves perspective. That would have been amazing.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Rehab wrote:
    Even in the impossible scenario in which this was a game, how would they even be able to outdo themselves after making Slavery: The Game? I'm trying to imagine the press release they might make and I just don't see it happening.

    Hey kids, do you like Slavery: The Game? Well keep an eye out for these fun and wacky titles from your friends at Javelin Red Gaming!

    Rape: The Game, Holocaust: The Game, Terrorism: The Game, Baby Eater: The Game, Capital Punishment: The Game, Torture Porn: The Game, Public School System: The Game, Video Game Tester: The Game, Necrophilia: The Game, Vehicular Homicide: The Game, Abortion Clinic: The Game, Mandatory Edutainment: The Game, Poverty: The Game, Maximum Security Prison: The Game, Javelin Red Gaming Public Relations Post Slavery: The Game: The Game, Murmaider: The Game, Scary Title: The Game, Satanic Cult: The Game, and Beating A Dead Horse: The Game!

    All those games sound awesome.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Toxic PickleToxic Pickle Thash grape! Registered User regular
    Rehab wrote:
    "Javelin Reds Gaming" offers more vocabulary options, but unless this is a clever smokescreen for something called "Vandal Jigger Mines," we're still at a loss.

    I suppose it's fortunate they didn't name the company "Navelin Reds Gaming".

  • KeasarKeasar Registered User regular
    The shitstorm this is gonna generate once american media finds out about it.....
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    Dis is gonna be gud.

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote:
    Vehicular Homicide: The Game
    Wasn't that one quite popular?

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    Rehab wrote:
    Even in the impossible scenario in which this was a game, how would they even be able to outdo themselves after making Slavery: The Game? I'm trying to imagine the press release they might make and I just don't see it happening.

    Hey kids, do you like Slavery: The Game? Well keep an eye out for these fun and wacky titles from your friends at Javelin Red Gaming!

    Rape: The Game, Holocaust: The Game, Terrorism: The Game, Baby Eater: The Game, Capital Punishment: The Game, Torture Porn: The Game, Public School System: The Game, Video Game Tester: The Game, Necrophilia: The Game, Vehicular Homicide: The Game, Abortion Clinic: The Game, Mandatory Edutainment: The Game, Poverty: The Game, Maximum Security Prison: The Game, Javelin Red Gaming Public Relations Post Slavery: The Game: The Game, Murmaider: The Game, Scary Title: The Game, Satanic Cult: The Game, and Beating A Dead Horse: The Game!

    Wait until they hit sequels, like Abortion Clinic Bomberman: The Game.

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but assuming this game is indeed nonexistent, couldn't the people (or person) behind this be faced with legal troubles for plastering the site with PS3 and Xbox 360 logos? Pretty sure Sony and/or MS wouldn't take too kindly to having their companies slandered with the false pretense that they would allow this sort of game under their respective systems.

    They're more likely to get in trouble with the ESRB, they're very protective of their labels.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote:
    Big Isy wrote:
    I thought it was going to be from the slaves perspective. That would have been amazing.

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    A survival horror game from a black person's perspective in the Civil War south would be amazing. It's really almost impossible to describe how racist the South was at that point, and a 'kill em all for revenge and freedom' game I think would be amazing.

  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote:
    Big Isy wrote:
    I thought it was going to be from the slaves perspective. That would have been amazing.

    UNxtj.jpg

    A survival horror game from a black person's perspective in the Civil War south would be amazing. It's really almost impossible to describe how racist the South was at that point, and a 'kill em all for revenge and freedom' game I think would be amazing.

    You want the Uncle Ruckus version then:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57NTb24aSxs&hd=1

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