NFL Week 4: Madonna May Perform at Super Bowl XLVI; Highest Ratings Ever

Sweeney Tom

So we just officially wrapped the first week of the newest football season, post-lockout, and we've already learned many things, mostly about quarterbacks.

Those things being that this guy is a passing machine, throwing 500+ yards last night


This guy is awful (first pass on a brand new team was intercepted)


And that Tony Romo is a man of many faces, all of which are sad (did absolutely fantastic, right up until he gave up a fumble and an interception, all within the last 5 minutes of the game, costing his team a win)







Oh, and this guy had a hilarious collapse (7 turnovers total for his team Sunday)


This guy did well, for once


This guy just plain did well, surprising only the doubters


Yep, just business as usual


here in the NFL

LTM

That Cowboys/Jets game was great, as someone who wanted both teams to lose.

Sweeney Tom

PS: If anybody wants anything added to the OP at any time, just @mention me or PM me

JustinSane07

In the second picture, did Romo fumble gatorade into his fucking eye? What is that?

Sweeney Tom

Unless you're Goose or Xehalus

Mod orders

Jordyn

Aw just as I finished my shitty OP.

JustinSane07

Jordyn wrote:

Aw just as I finished my shitty OP.

Was there 5 mentions of Tripping Icarus?

THEPAIN73

i like the titans

but they aren't gonna even do .500

Jordyn

JustinSane07 wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Aw just as I finished my shitty OP.

Was there 5 mentions of Tripping Icarus?

mrt144

Sweeney Tom wrote:

double post

Mouth Eyes. Needs more Mouth Eyes.

Sweeney Tom

JustinSane07 wrote:

In the second picture, did Romo fumble gatorade into his fucking eye? What is that?

Nah, he's only crying into a Gatorade towel

Which is extremely sad

JustinSane07

Sweeney Tom wrote:

JustinSane07 wrote:

In the second picture, did Romo fumble gatorade into his fucking eye? What is that?

Nah, he's only crying into a Gatorade towel

Which is extremely sad

The sweat around his eyes looks yellow, like he spilled gatorade onto them when trying to drink it.

LTM

JustinSane07 wrote:

Sweeney Tom wrote:

JustinSane07 wrote:

In the second picture, did Romo fumble gatorade into his fucking eye? What is that?

Nah, he's only crying into a Gatorade towel

Which is extremely sad

The sweat around his eyes looks yellow, like he spilled gatorade onto them when trying to drink it.

Rex Ryan went over and gave him a Gatorade bath Sunday night.

mrt144

JustinSane07 wrote:

Sweeney Tom wrote:

JustinSane07 wrote:

In the second picture, did Romo fumble gatorade into his fucking eye? What is that?

Nah, he's only crying into a Gatorade towel

Which is extremely sad

The sweat around his eyes looks yellow, like he spilled gatorade onto them when trying to drink it.

He cries piss.

Garlic Bread

FOOTBALL

Hunter

LTM wrote:

JustinSane07 wrote:

Sweeney Tom wrote:

JustinSane07 wrote:

In the second picture, did Romo fumble gatorade into his fucking eye? What is that?

Nah, he's only crying into a Gatorade towel

Which is extremely sad

The sweat around his eyes looks yellow, like he spilled gatorade onto them when trying to drink it.

Rex Ryan went over and gave him a Gatorade bath Sunday night.

Then rubbed his feet.

Bucketman

I really want to go see a Bears game, but it over $200 a ticket for shitty seats. Colts tickets are a bit cheaper, but its 2 hours away and the fucking Colts.

Hunter

Bucketman wrote:

I really want to go see a Bears game, but it over $200 a ticket for shitty seats. Colts tickets are a bit cheaper, but its 2 hours away and the fucking Colts.

I want to see an Eagles game, but then I'd be in Philly and possibly beat up, stabbed, shot, poisoned, hung, drawn and quartered, or have batteries thrown at me.

dbrock270

Why do the Browns suck so much? I hurts me to see my home city hurt so much cause our team fucking sucks.

Garlic Bread

Hunter wrote:

Bucketman wrote:

I really want to go see a Bears game, but it over $200 a ticket for shitty seats. Colts tickets are a bit cheaper, but its 2 hours away and the fucking Colts.

I want to see an Eagles game, but then I'd be in Philly and possibly beat up, stabbed, shot, poisoned, hung, drawn and quartered, or have batteries thrown at me.

which one of those do you want me to do to you

Hunter

Keith wrote:

Hunter wrote:

Bucketman wrote:

I really want to go see a Bears game, but it over $200 a ticket for shitty seats. Colts tickets are a bit cheaper, but its 2 hours away and the fucking Colts.

I want to see an Eagles game, but then I'd be in Philly and possibly beat up, stabbed, shot, poisoned, hung, drawn and quartered, or have batteries thrown at me.

which one of those do you want me to do to you

Well you're a ginger, so beating me up is out of the question. Throw some batteries at me.

Goose!

I was beaten anyway.

Hunter

Also a mod told you that you can't has thread

mcp

The Browns appear to be on the right track.

It's been a while since you've been able to say that.

Hjorvarthr

I thought the Vikings' D did alright against San Diego


they didn't give up anything too big, but they gave EVERYTHING under every time

and whoever that silly goose was who couldn't figure out a hard count

mrt144

dbrock270 wrote:

Why do the Browns suck so much? I hurts me to see my home city hurt so much cause our team fucking sucks.

Whats a bigger blow? Lebron leaving or the Browns collective misery.

Garlic Bread

Hunter wrote:

Keith wrote:

Hunter wrote:

Bucketman wrote:

I really want to go see a Bears game, but it over $200 a ticket for shitty seats. Colts tickets are a bit cheaper, but its 2 hours away and the fucking Colts.

I want to see an Eagles game, but then I'd be in Philly and possibly beat up, stabbed, shot, poisoned, hung, drawn and quartered, or have batteries thrown at me.

which one of those do you want me to do to you

Well you're a ginger, so beating me up is out of the question. Throw some batteries at me.

Deal.

Jordyn

Hjorvarthr wrote:

I thought the Vikings' D did alright against San Diego


they didn't give up anything too big, but they gave EVERYTHING under every time

and whoever that silly goose was who couldn't figure out a hard count

They got Guion twice and Fred Evans once.

Kev is only missing one more game thank god.

Sweeney Tom

mrt144 wrote:

dbrock270 wrote:

Why do the Browns suck so much? I hurts me to see my home city hurt so much cause our team fucking sucks.

Whats a bigger blow? Lebron leaving or the Browns collective misery.

Like people from Cleveland didn't have enough reason to complain.

Those two events were just complete overkill.

CorporateLogo

You forgot the snowballs hunter

Jordyn

Hunter wrote:

Also a mod told you that you can't has thread

Also the rule should be if your team currently has a winning record, you can't make the thread.

Balefuego

THEPAIN73 wrote:

i like the titans

but they aren't gonna even do .500

.250 seems like a more realistic goal

mrt144

Jordyn wrote:

Hunter wrote:

Also a mod told you that you can't has thread

Also the rule should be if your team currently has a winning record, you can't make the thread.

Damnit, Looks like I'll be leading the charge on some of these.

satansfingers

hahaha i love bogey

anyway, auction free agency: do prices tend to be ballpark comparable to the similar positional value of draftees or is shit about to get overinflated?

WeedLordVegeta

No you can't have a thread either mrt I don't want ops that are all about how hard madden is

dbrock270

mrt144 wrote:

dbrock270 wrote:

Why do the Browns suck so much? I hurts me to see my home city hurt so much cause our team fucking sucks.

Whats a bigger blow? Lebron leaving or the Browns collective misery.

At least this year the NBA has a lockout so we don't have to deal with the Cavs being a nightmare.

Jasconius

This thread title needs brackets

give it brackets

unless you plan on not changing it fifty times per hour

mrt144

Hullis wrote:

No you can't have a thread either mrt I don't want ops that are all about how hard madden is

I would never post about Madden as the OP for an NFL thread. Speaking of which, is the season advanced?

LTM

I've been trying to get the perfect rating and 92% completion percentage achievements in 11, and it is seemingly a lot harder. I'll go like 10 for 10, then my receiver will drop an out route put right on his hands...

Then Gus Johnson will tell me how bad a QB I am.

mrt144

LTM wrote:

I've been trying to get the perfect rating and 92% completion percentage achievements in 11, and it is seemingly a lot harder. I'll go like 10 for 10, then my receiver will drop an out route put right on his hands...

Then Gus Johnson will tell me how bad a QB I am.

Commence Batman Theme Finger Wagging

Jasconius

I got some crazy achievements in Madden 12 last week but I was looking away when they popped up and I didn't see what they were.

And of course in true EA Sports fashion, there is no in-game way to review these awards.