Who Is The Deadest Warrior?

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Bluedude152

King kong vs Godzilla would be so unfair. Godzilla could just squish him with his foot. Godzilla vs cloverfield on the other hand....

jackal

Where does the penis come in? Buffy isn't exactly cock starved. She was fucking vampires before that was the cool thing to do.

ObiFett

Here's a can of worms (i think):

Batman wins any "vs" he is in. Period.

so Batman is the Deadliest Warrior. Show over. finished. Close it down.

Macro9

jackal wrote:

Where does the penis come in? Buffy isn't exactly cock starved. She was fucking vampires before that was the cool thing to do.

None of those people or things were Bruce Campbell.

Zonugal

Ash would seduce Buffy with his charm.

It is the ultimate weapon.

Melding

ObiFett wrote:

Here's a can of worms (i think):

Batman wins any "vs" he is in. Period.

so Batman is the Deadliest Warrior. Show over. finished. Close it down.

i was about to throw down Owlman, earth 3 batman, but he beat owlman, so. hm, i guess you're right. thread over.

jackal

Ash is too much like Xander. Gets things done, but is goofy...

excuse me. I think I've crossed some sort of line here.

BlankZoe

ObiFett wrote:

Here's a can of worms (i think):

Batman wins any "vs" he is in. Period.

so Batman is the Deadliest Warrior. Show over. finished. Close it down.

Melding

Who hasn't he beaten Blank? Bruce Wayne. none of them other batmen.

jackal

I think it is well established that given enough time to prepare Batman can defeat anyone. Fortunately he can't kill anyone, so they would just escape from Arkham the next day.

ObiFett

Why the face, Blank?

why your face

Owenashi

What about Frank Millar's Batman vs Grant Morrison's Superman?

Zonugal

What about this one?

Mr. Brooks vs Dexter Morgan.

BlankZoe

Batman can totally be beaten

by a lot of dudes!

It happens often!

jackal

Blankzilla wrote:

Batman can totally be beaten

by a lot of dudes!

It happens often!

Nah man, he just didn't have time to prepare.

ObiFett

jackals got it

Melding

Blankzilla wrote:

Batman can totally be beaten

by a lot of dudes!

It happens often!

name six!

BlankZoe

Melding wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

Batman can totally be beaten

by a lot of dudes!

It happens often!

name six!

Prometheus, Richard Dragon, Lady Shiva, Superman-Prime(I think, he took out everyone else so), Superman, Green Lantern

oh and Bane

seriously

dude is a guy in a batsuit with some nice toys

once you get into Superman-level guys he doesn't stand a chance unless the writer is utterly terrible

like that guy who wrote Batman taking out Flash, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Aquaman and Martian Manhunter with like a smoke bomb

Melding

know who i like? Aquaman. that guy gets no respect.

BlankZoe

Yeah Aquaman is a boss

Melding

i think he has a similar problem to wonder woman. no one knows what the fuck to do with him.

BlankZoe

Well not anymore

Geoff Johns has taken a big interest in him and is writing him pretty well and giving him A-List attention

Melding

Oh awesome. When i get money again i might start getting aquaman stuff. I just know the last 20 years he has been all over the fucking place.

Yukira

jackal wrote:

Yukira wrote:

Read the thread title as "Who is the deadliest Woman."

Power Girl vs Ivy Valentine.

Ivy Valentine? More like deadliest wedgie.

I appreciate this.

Macro9

Conan Aquaman by Busiek was cool in Sword of Atlantis

BlankZoe

Melding wrote:

Oh awesome. When i get money again i might start getting aquaman stuff. I just know the last 20 years he has been all over the fucking place.

First issue of his new series comes out in two weeks

BlankZoe

Macro9 wrote:

Conan Aquaman by Busiek was cool in Sword of Atlantis

This is also true!

But then Busiek left and no one had any idea what to do with it and they got some shitty fantasy novelist to write it and it all went to hell and they just kind of ignored that it ever happened.

ObiFett

Blankzilla wrote:

First issue of his new series comes out in two weeks

That just looks ridiculous

jackal

Can you even call a trident with five points a "trident"? "Quintdent"?

BlankZoe

The trident's a bit much but Aquaman himself looks badass

UnbrokenEva

jackal wrote:

Can you even call a trident with five points a "trident"? "Quintdent"?

"Fork"

Dichotomy

also you know batman never kills* so he could never be the deadliest warrior

*except for when he does

Owenashi

Blankzilla wrote:

Melding wrote:

Oh awesome. When i get money again i might start getting aquaman stuff. I just know the last 20 years he has been all over the fucking place.

First issue of his new series comes out in two weeks

He certainly looks cleaner here then he does five years ago in the new timeline.

Macro9

Blankzilla wrote:

Macro9 wrote:

Conan Aquaman by Busiek was cool in Sword of Atlantis

This is also true!

But then Busiek left and no one had any idea what to do with it and they got some shitty fantasy novelist to write it and it all went to hell and they just kind of ignored that it ever happened.

Didn't he leave Conan to write Aquaman? I liked his Aquaman but I'd have preferred he had stayed on Conan.

Macro9

Dichotomy wrote:

also you know batman never kills* so he could never be the deadliest warrior

*except for when he does

Macro9

Owenashi wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

Melding wrote:

Oh awesome. When i get money again i might start getting aquaman stuff. I just know the last 20 years he has been all over the fucking place.

First issue of his new series comes out in two weeks

He certainly looks cleaner here then he does five years ago in the new timeline.

They've all sold out and joined the man.

Clark gives up his work boot and jeans and Aquaman cuts his hair and shaves.

Owenashi

Macro9 wrote:

Dichotomy wrote:

also you know batman never kills* so he could never be the deadliest warrior

*except for when he does

He's also killed vampires before, so we know he'd win in that match-up. But what about zombies?

Clint Eastwood

but what if batman fought punisher

Melding

Clint Eastwood wrote:

but what if batman fought punisher

This happened.