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Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered User regular
edited October 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Can you find Denmark on this map?

No?

Don't worry, neither can your typical Danish person.

The joys of the Danish tongue:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

How to count in Danish:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=503JkbZuJ0g&feature=related

[This is my hundredth thread!]

Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    My years of training in Geo-Challenge are paying off! *points to floppy bit on map north of Germany*

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    This could have been my 104th thread, but I was arranging to go see The Three Musketeers tomorrow night.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Wait, no. This is 101. I got reported for awesome and that stole the big one zero and another zero. Feck.

    Also, I'm not actually racist toward the Danish. I have met a person from that hallowed land and everything.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Some of Mojo's best friends are targets of his prejudice. :P

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    it's right there

    I know where it is I'm pointing at it

    see

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    is it true that denmark is the canada of europe

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Playing too much Diplomacy makes finding Denmark easy.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    oh my god

    OH MY GOD

    http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-the-gunstringer-the-wavy-tube-man-chronicles/17-4872/

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    hye, jacob, I got reward level 2

    can you invite to the group whenever you play next, please

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote:
    Playing too much Diplomacy makes finding Denmark easy.

    Or Hearts of Iron.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    hye, jacob, I got reward level 2

    can you invite to the group whenever you play next, please

    sure thing man

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Hey Mojo, your Euromap changed to remove that writing between Scotland and Iceland. Why?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote:
    Hey Mojo, your Euromap changed to remove that writing between Scotland and Iceland. Why?

    I rehosted it, so I wasn't image leeching. Then I saw that photobucket has some image tools so I pressed a few buttons. I also saved over the original copy. So now there's a weird smudge mark where the text was and I'm too lazy to sort it out.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote:
    HerrCron wrote:
    Playing too much Diplomacy makes finding Denmark easy.

    Or Hearts of Iron.

    Tru dat.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote:
    RMS Oceanic wrote:
    HerrCron wrote:
    Playing too much Diplomacy makes finding Denmark easy.

    Or Hearts of Iron.

    Tru dat.

    My favourite strategy is to save scum as Czechoslovakia so Germany leaves you alone, then sucker punch them while they push into Russia.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    thanks, jacob

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I approve of this thread.

    The Danish princess was an Australian barmaid.

    Danish people say Norwegians are the stupidest people in the world. You could talk about that too!

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    @Eddy

    It's in bad taste because Pratchett has Alzheimer's.

    Also it's in bad taste because if you're ignorant of the series then it's just indicative of you HAVING bad taste.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    @ElectricityLikesMe

    I agree that people are completely broken with regard to refugees. It's so crazy. They are so incensed but it for no apparent reason.

    My father has a habit of striking up conversations with randoms at the pub. He's always starting conversations with people who inevitably explain that they think it would be a grant old time to just blow up the incoming boats.

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    zeenyzeeny Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote:
    HerrCron wrote:
    Playing too much Diplomacy makes finding Denmark easy.

    Or Hearts of Iron.

    I've colonized all of North America with Denmark in EU. Just need to snatch Tangiers or whatever it was from Morocco.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I woke up too early. This is lame.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote:
    HerrCron wrote:
    RMS Oceanic wrote:
    HerrCron wrote:
    Playing too much Diplomacy makes finding Denmark easy.

    Or Hearts of Iron.

    Tru dat.

    My favourite strategy is to save scum as Czechoslovakia so Germany leaves you alone, then sucker punch them while they push into Russia.

    When it comes to Diplomacy my only strategy was to play it with people that I didn't mind never speaking to again.
    That game creates grudges like no other.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Captain Picard is trying to sell me orange juice and Dr. House wants me to buy skin cream.

    Who am I to argue?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    Ye gods Trenched is fun.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Aldo wrote:
    My years of training in Geo-Challenge are paying off! *points to floppy bit on map north of Germany*

    which one is germany

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    As a Scandinavian I approve of this thread.

    Denmark always requires more mocking.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote:
    Aldo wrote:
    My years of training in Geo-Challenge are paying off! *points to floppy bit on map north of Germany*

    which one is germany

    emphatic sigh

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Denmark? It's all around me, man. Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZfM1lkLuMI

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Daxon wrote:
    As a Scandinavian I approve of this thread.

    Denmark always requires more mocking.

    Hey. Hey you. Yeah you there. You know what?
    Sweden sucks balls.

    steam
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    oh my god

    OH MY GOD

    http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-the-gunstringer-the-wavy-tube-man-chronicles/17-4872/
    oh my god

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    jakobagger wrote:
    Daxon wrote:
    As a Scandinavian I approve of this thread.

    Denmark always requires more mocking.

    Hey. Hey you. Yeah you there. You know what?
    Sweden sucks balls.

    our glory disagrees with you.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    I'm going back to sleep.

    The Political Wonk answers your questions on politics and history every day!
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Wait, there's an actual Dane. Here!?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Captain Picard is trying to sell me orange juice and Dr. House wants me to buy skin cream.

    Who am I to argue?
    I always wondered how Dr House managed to keep his skin so soft and youthful

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Aldo wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Captain Picard is trying to sell me orange juice and Dr. House wants me to buy skin cream.

    Who am I to argue?
    I always wondered how Dr House managed to keep his skin so soft and youthful

    A healthy mix of vicodin and lupus.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Wait, there's an actual Dane. Here!?

    Yeah, you didn't know Jakob was Danish?

    Basically we have one dane, one Norwegian, and the rest are Swedes.

    Jakob, notice how my phone auto-capitalises the other two but not denmark

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Wait, there's an actual Dane. Here!?

    Why aren't you playing Thunderstone? Is it because I thrashed you so soundly last time?

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    There are lots of Danes on the boards actually! I think most of the other guys mostly post in G&T though.

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Wait, there's an actual Dane. Here!?

    In your England, receiving your tribute. Danelaw!

    steam
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