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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    excuse me did this thread fill in a request for a man with two dicks

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    WIC is like foodstamps, but far more restrictive with what you can get.

    They suck to deal with.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    excuse me did this thread fill in a request for a man with two dicks

    the position has already been filled

    twice

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    oh god that was so terrible kill me now

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    yeah I read the sticker

    so what does it do
    You must be wondering--his & her lubricant? Is it just a marketing scam? Two bottles of the same stuff in his/hers color containers perhaps?

    Actually, there is a difference between the two. "His" lubricant is warm and actually becomes a hint gritty and dry when used, perhaps with the intention of making matters feel 'tighter'. "Hers" on the other hand, is cold and wet feeling, and actually leaves things feeling cool...with a bite. You could kind of compare its effect to a strong mint that you pop in your mouth, such as an Altoid, that is yummy, but has a hardcore edge to it that takes some getting used to--for an extra thrill, HE can use HERS when he's alone to get a sensation that I personally feel is more interesting and unique than the HIS lotion offers.

    The worst problem with the lubricants is the packaging. Each lubricant is in a test tube shaped container with a pop top. Which means, they can't stand on there own, but have to be left on their sides. Even with the top closed tight, I found one of my lubricants leaking ALL over the place. Not exactly practical.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    should have went with "The positions have been filled"

    or the vacancies

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    cold and wet feeling with bite??

    well sign me the fuck up,

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    WIC is like foodstamps, but far more restrictive with what you can get.

    They suck to deal with.

    Fuck yes they do

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    so you have two men with two dicks apiece for a grand total of four dicks?

    because i know this one lady with four vaginas if you're interested

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Crimson King, what is it like being a gentleman in possession of such peculiar anatomy

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    we talking about lube in here

    mensch all of my lubes and other stuff have flat tops so they CAN stand up by themselves

    and apparently that person takes menthol lubes, which ugh no

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    and apparently that person takes menthol lubes

    good god

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    flavored lubes never appealed to me

    but them again some lubes just have an awful awful taste

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    while amusing

    not sure if that one is really gonna fly as an inline image, crwth

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    looks like someone wants to hide his waldo ho ho hoooooooo

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    I can't think of any situation where I'd be tasting my own lube

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    it's flying with me

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Page 94 and we are not constantly screaming at every page

    What the hell we aren't anywhere near the center

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    aughhhh

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    while amusing

    not sure if that one is really gonna fly as an inline image, crwth

    ehn

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    Wren wrote:
    I can't think of any situation where I'd be tasting my own lube

    you realize that sex often involves more than one person right

    and lube tends to get the fuck everywhere

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Veretas wrote:
    Page 94 and we are not constantly screaming at every page

    What the hell we aren't anywhere near the center

    Maybe we already passed it.

    Platy on
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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    Raneados is

    the Lube Taster

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    Page 94 and we are not constantly screaming at every page

    What the hell we aren't anywhere near the center

    eye of the storm

    pray that we do not reach page 101

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    Wren wrote:
    I can't think of any situation where I'd be tasting my own lube

    you realize that sex often involves more than one person right

    and lube tends to get the fuck everywhere

    wait more than one person?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    raneados is a lot of things

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    Wren wrote:
    I can't think of any situation where I'd be tasting my own lube

    you realize that sex often involves more than one person right

    and lube tends to get the fuck everywhere

    still can't place the situation. and I mean, if she already swallows I don't think any amount of flavored petroleum jelly is going to help the taste. she's a braver person than I, I'll say that much

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    Wren wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Wren wrote:
    I can't think of any situation where I'd be tasting my own lube

    you realize that sex often involves more than one person right

    and lube tends to get the fuck everywhere

    still can't place the situation. and I mean, if she already swallows I don't think any amount of flavored petroleum jelly is going to help the taste. she's a braver person than I, I'll say that much

    lube doesn't go inside your cock with your semen, wren

    rookie mistake

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Wren wrote:
    I can't think of any situation where I'd be tasting my own lube

    you realize that sex often involves more than one person right

    and lube tends to get the fuck everywhere

    wait more than one person?

    just because she's a pillow doesn't mean she's not also a person!!!

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    do you know what goes with everything

    hot sauce

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Raneados wrote:
    Wren wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Wren wrote:
    I can't think of any situation where I'd be tasting my own lube

    you realize that sex often involves more than one person right

    and lube tends to get the fuck everywhere

    still can't place the situation. and I mean, if she already swallows I don't think any amount of flavored petroleum jelly is going to help the taste. she's a braver person than I, I'll say that much

    lube doesn't go inside your cock with your semen, wren

    rookie mistake

    then whats the little needle for

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    and i mean if youre already using something with 'menthol' in the name,

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    and i mean if youre already using something with 'menthol' in the name,

    that musky menthol flavor

    I want it in everything

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    do you know what goes with everything

    hot sauce

    this is why I can't keep sriracha around a lot

    I will put it on everything

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I've used that stuff before with my ex it doesn't burn it is pretty ok

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    do you know what goes with everything

    hot sauce

    my penis just retracted like a telescope

    thanks a lot for that

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    crwth wrote: »
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    it's me

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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