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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote:
    KUSUGUTTAI

    HE NEEDS TO BE HATED BECAUSE HE HAS NOTHING TO BRING TO THE TABLE AND THAT IS THE ONLY WAY HE WILL NOTICED

    AND HE BLOWS HIS NOSE WITH A TABLECLOTH

    dont you hate pants?

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Was not sure what was going on until I went back a few posts.

    SE++, Business as usual

    Also, I'm well TLB thanks for asking.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote:
    ZONUGAL

    BUTT BUDDY TO THE FRENCH

    LITERALLY

    This just in:

    * TLB hates butts.

    * TLB has no buddies

    * TLB is jealous of the French.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    SCHIDE

    HAS HAD SO MANY LIGHTBULBS IN HIS ANUS, HE CAN DECORATE A CHRISTMAS TREE BY FARTING

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    TLB do you need a hug

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    The Lovely Bastard wrote:
    ZONUGAL

    BUTT BUDDY TO THE FRENCH

    LITERALLY

    This just in:

    * TLB hates butts.

    * TLB has no buddies

    * TLB is jealous of the French.

    Tlb wishes there was an entire state in America that just spoke French.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tlb, lacking in hugs.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    CENTIPEDE DAMASCUS

    DIGS BONERS

    AS IN, HE ROBS THE GRAVES OF RECENTLY DEPARTED VIRILE MEN TO FEED HIS SICK HOBBY

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    VIVIXENNE

    PLAYS BEACH VOLLEYBALL WITH HITLER CLONES IN BRAZIL TO GET GOOD IDEAS FOR SOCIAL WORK

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    how did you know my deepest darkest secret

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    (i have no idea what I am doing anymore)

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote:
    (i have no idea what I am doing anymore)

    What are "Things TLB says in bed"?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    TLB, I'm only going to drink Molsons beer around you come December.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I have just discovered tlb is not American.

    Blake T on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    He is American't

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    GODMODE

    JOINED THE MARINES BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THE JOHN CENA MOVIE THE MARINE WAS A DOCUMENTARY.

    HAS BEEN FLACCID EVER SINCE.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    What's going on in here?

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote:
    GODMODE

    JOINED THE MARINES BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THE JOHN CENA MOVIE THE MARINE WAS A DOCUMENTARY.

    HAS BEEN FLACCID EVER SINCE.

    Holy shit I'm dying.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    PHAREZON

    HAS A YEARLY RITUAL OF RE-ENACTING THE GG ALLIN DOCUMENTARY HATED

    HE PLAYS GG, AND INNOCENT SHEEP PLAY EVERYONE ELSE

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Never change, TLB

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    E: Nothing to see here

    MetroidZoid on
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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Question: Would it be a good or bad idea to send my satanee a sword as part of a theme gift package?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Good-conditional.

    Are you allowed to mail swords?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Question: Would it be a good or bad idea to send my satanee a sword as part of a theme gift package?

    if your satanee is me, it is the best idea and is in fact MANDATORY

    I imagine you'll have to figure it out for yourself though

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    brb, googling "sword mailing laws"

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    ask.com wrote:
    Question: What are the sword laws for Texas?

    Answer: Never bring a knife to a gun fight

    Disclaimer: This was a random section noticed at a glance, and should not mean to imply I or my satanee resides in Texas.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I have dispatched a package to my Satanee! There might be more where that came from if and when the money I am expecting to come comes in!

    Unfortunately, I must ship directly and not make it all personal (save a note) because there would be too many questions!

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Blake T wrote:
    Good-conditional.

    Are you allowed to mail swords?

    From what I can see, there seem to be no laws restricting ownership of a sword in both mine or my satanee's state, provided that the sword is not carried concealed or used in a crime. And there seem to be no laws restricting mailing, so it should be alright. If worst comes to worst, the fault is on me and not on them for sending it, but I don't anticipate there being a problem.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    TLB told me to post here

    I am scared

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    IT'S A TRAP!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    BLANZILLA

    GOD'S ONLY FAILURE

    NURSES HEROIN ADDICTS OUT OF HIS CHEST CAVITY FOR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    That gap in your chest is where most people house their soul.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    AND IN CASE HE THOUGHT I MISSED HIM:

    GOOSE!

    WAS ORDAINED ONLINE TO HAVE THE POWER TO FORCIBLY MARRY HOMELESS PEOPLE TO PUSSY WILLOWS

    THINKS OFTEN ABOUT ROBOCOP'S JUNK

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    That gap in your chest is where most people house their soul.
    People told me this

    at summer camp

    when I was 8

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    That gap in your chest is where most people house their soul.
    People told me this

    at summer camp

    when I was 8

    Aww man.

    Kids...

    Sometimes...

    Sometimes kids can be really perceptive.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tlb. So nice he posts it twice.

    Sorry, I meant to say terrible.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote:
    AND IN CASE HE THOUGHF I MISSED HIM:

    GOOSE!

    WAS ORDAINED ONLINE TO HAVE THE FORCIBLY MARRY HOMELESS PEOPLE TO PUSSY WILLOWS

    THINKS OFTEN ABOUT ROBOCOP'S JUNK

    What's up?

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    That gap in your chest is where most people house their soul.
    People told me this

    at summer camp

    when I was 8

    Aww man.

    Kids...

    Sometimes...

    Sometimes kids can be really perceptive.
    I think they all had sixth sense bullshit powers

    and my chest is some sort of spectral nexus

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Have you ever considered getting a false pocket for it?

    Just reaching into your shirt and pull out a beer or something.

    That'd be boss as.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    okay I think I am done hating

    tune in tomorrow when tlb will all be about paasive-aggression

    or maybe sarcastic disinterest

    or feigned interest

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