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A [chat]lie Brown Thanksgiving

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    To me at least, it was never explained what they do with you once you get to Spain. Possibly they train you to be a Zwarte Piet?!?
    In earlier days still, they would also beat you. It was a real carrot/stick situation back then.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Dear god if you are bad they kidnap yOu and take you to Spain? How evil!

    Eres un buen hombre, Carlos Castano.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Probably something to do with moors and catholics

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    should I grow another mohawk y/n

    Do you mean:
    a) Grow a mohawk because you currently have none, but liked the one you had in the past
    or
    b) Grow a second mohawk next to your current mohawk, for that 'Prodigy Style' dual 'hawkin


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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    A

    I did one freshman year of college, and I think I'd keep it groomed better this time.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    Happy Thanksgiving [chat]! I've spent the day watching football and consuming hideous amounts of carbs, meat, and sugar. Truly a properly American thanksgiving.

    ezek1t.jpg
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Wait we aren't supposed to do that

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Ah, I was wondering why chat was moving so slow this time of day, but it's stuff your face on turkey night.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Guys,

    I need help finding a good laptop.

    Fuck I only have a few more hours.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Is Today Thanksgiving? I thought Thanksgiving was on Sunday.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Is Today Thanksgiving? I thought Thanksgiving was on Sunday.

    Thanksgiving is always on a Thursday. Which makes room for
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57qQAOIjFLw

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    SanderJK wrote:
    Ah, I was wondering why chat was moving so slow this time of day, but it's stuff your face on turkey night.

    food comas

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    dbrock270 wrote:
    Guys,

    I need help finding a good laptop.

    Fuck I only have a few more hours.
    I think it was SOTAR that recommended me the Toshiba Qosimo. It hasn't let me down in like two years.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    SanderJK wrote:
    Ah, I was wondering why chat was moving so slow this time of day, but it's stuff your face on turkey night.

    food comas
    i cant feel my face because i drank all the boxed wine
    i am the classiest guy

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote:
    SanderJK wrote:
    Ah, I was wondering why chat was moving so slow this time of day, but it's stuff your face on turkey night.

    food comas
    i cant feel my face because i drank all the boxed wine
    i am the classiest guy

    you can't feel your face, huh

    in a totally unrelated and unsexual tangent, might this nullify your gag reflex

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Is Today Thanksgiving? I thought Thanksgiving was on Sunday.

    Thanksgiving is always on a Thursday. Which makes room for
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57qQAOIjFLw

    What is this, March?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    I want some taco bell and a loose woman

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I just enjoyed a mighty poop. A perfect end to a perfect Thanksgiving feast.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    SanderJK wrote:
    Ah, I was wondering why chat was moving so slow this time of day, but it's stuff your face on turkey night.

    food comas
    i cant feel my face because i drank all the boxed wine
    i am the classiest guy

    you can't feel your face, huh

    in a totally unrelated and unsexual tangent, might this nullify your gag reflex
    didn't have one in the first place
    a wink a wink

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    SanderJK wrote:
    Ah, I was wondering why chat was moving so slow this time of day, but it's stuff your face on turkey night.

    food comas
    i cant feel my face because i drank all the boxed wine
    i am the classiest guy

    you can't feel your face, huh

    in a totally unrelated and unsexual tangent, might this nullify your gag reflex
    didn't have one in the first place
    a wink a wink

    my people will be in touch with your people

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! They are taking Dodge out of League of Legends??!

    But ... my Jax ... Jax ...

    *faints*

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    I just enjoyed a mighty poop. A perfect end to a perfect Thanksgiving feast.

    Have you ever pooped so hard you got a boner?

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    dbrock270 wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    I just enjoyed a mighty poop. A perfect end to a perfect Thanksgiving feast.

    Have you ever pooped so hard you got a boner?

    Every day.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    oh my god, snopes has informed me that turkey doesn't make me sleepy, my fat ass and alcohol intake does

    the nerve of them

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    dbrock270 wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    I just enjoyed a mighty poop. A perfect end to a perfect Thanksgiving feast.

    Have you ever pooped so hard you got a boner?

    Thats pretty homosexual.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote:
    oh my god, snopes has informed me that turkey doesn't make me sleepy, my fat ass and alcohol intake does

    the nerve of them
    it's true
    tryptophan doesn't have that kind of effect
    its the massive caloric intake
    but that is okay too

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote:
    oh my god, snopes has informed me that turkey doesn't make me sleepy, my fat ass and alcohol intake does

    the nerve of them

    Seinfeld lied

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    I blame Newman.

    NEWMAN!

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    dbrock270 wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    I just enjoyed a mighty poop. A perfect end to a perfect Thanksgiving feast.

    Have you ever pooped so hard you got a boner?

    Thats pretty homosexual.
    prostates are weird things man

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    I wonder if Asian massage parlors close for thanksgiving or if it's like their busiest time of year

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    I wonder if Asian massage parlors close for thanksgiving or if it's like their busiest time of year
    grindr and craigslist posts are up
    not that I monitor these things or anything

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Oh boy, Minecraft drama

    Who knew that Notch would be a dick after he got rich

    (everybody, that is the answer)

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Furthermore, post-meal drowsiness on Thanksgiving may have more to do with what else is consumed along with the turkey and, in particular, carbohydrates.[57] It has been demonstrated in both animal models[58] and humans[59][60][61] that ingestion of a meal rich in carbohydrates triggers release of insulin. Insulin in turn stimulates the uptake of large neutral branched-chain amino acids (BCAA), but not tryptophan (an aromatic amino acid) into muscle, increasing the ratio of tryptophan to BCAA in the blood stream. The resulting increased ratio of tryptophan to BCAA in the blood reduces competition at the large neutral amino acid transporter (which transports both BCAA and aromatic amino acids), resulting in the uptake of tryptophan across the blood-brain barrier into the cerebrospinal fluid (CSF).[62][63] Once in the CSF, tryptophan is converted into serotonin in the raphe nuclei by the normal enzymatic pathway.[58][60] The resultant serotonin is further metabolised into melatonin by the pineal gland.[10] Hence, this data suggest that "feast-induced drowsiness"—and, in particular, the common post-Christmas and North American post-Thanksgiving dinner drowsiness—may be the result of a heavy meal rich in carbohydrates, which, via an indirect mechanism, increases the production of sleep-promoting melatonin in the brain.[58][59][60][61]

    man, bodies are fucking weeeiiiird

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Oh boy, Minecraft drama

    Who knew that Notch would be a dick after he got rich

    (everybody, that is the answer)
    ?

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I thought Notch was a girl. Or was that Noct?

    emnmnme on
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Drama you say?

    Most excellent.

    Bring forth the Drama-Llama so we can hear this tale in the proper setting.

    SanderJK on
    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Are people born Wicked? Or do they have Wickedness thrust upon them?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Beer time!

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    It doesn't matter. Either way, if you are wicked a man in a 17th century page costume wearing blackface will kidnap you and take you to Spain.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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