GI Joe: Retaliation Cliff Ninja fights for the Cobra White House

BlankZoe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSX2oxLdcWA

yeah yeah the first one was kind of dumb if fun but SHUT UP AND WATCH THIS OH GOD

Antimatter

NEED THIS MOVIE

Langly

is JGL in this

i didn't watch the trailer so I don't know

no, I won't watch it.

chiasaur11

Well, it does have Walton Goggins. He's often fun times.

Vann Diras

no fucking way

bruce willis AND the rock?

is jgl still in it too because if so i may die watching this movie

mensch-o-matic

no this one also looks dumb but maybe in a slightly more entertaining way??

BlankZoe

Oh no it looks totally stupid

but it is embracing it

I mean the white house is covered in COBRA banners

mensch-o-matic

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Antimatter

remove the h from that and you have my feeling on the trailer

DrIanMalcolm

JGL is not in this

see317

So, is it just an amazing coincidence that the plot seems to mirror the newest Mission Impossible film?
Not that it matters, I'll still see it. Hard to believe how deep the ol' childhood toys have their claws in me.

Vann Diras

oh

well

excitement tempered

Muggins

When are they gonna make a GI Joe movie that recreates the opening to the 80's movie.

I want a huge battle over the Statue of Liberty dammit

Antimatter

see317 wrote:

So, is it just an amazing coincidence that the plot seems to mirror the newest Mission Impossible film?
Not that it matters, I'll still see it. Hard to believe how deep the ol' childhood toys have their claws in me.

it's based on the recent GI Joe cartoon which was basically GI Joe does the a-team

BlankZoe

see317 wrote:

So, is it just an amazing coincidence that the plot seems to mirror the newest Mission Impossible film?
Not that it matters, I'll still see it. Hard to believe how deep the ol' childhood toys have their claws in me.

And also The A-Team

and also The Losers

it is a common plot

Huntera

I never watched G.I. Joe as a kid.

But Snake Eyes seems like the kind of dude 4 year old me would have liked.

Melding

Well, it be fair gi joe as we know it was a stupid 80s action cartoon where men in flashy costumes shot lasers at robots.

so yeah, this look like the proper tone. Which joes where used in the first movie, so i can speculate who is what in this one? Is Bruce Willis General Hawke or is that taken?

BlankZoe

Bruce Willis is playing the original GI Joe, no idea what his name is

Langly

J...

Joe?

Antimatter

Blankzilla wrote:

Bruce Willis is playing the original GI Joe, no idea what his name is

Joe Colton

Melding

Oh, i see they already announced this, the rock as Roadblock is good. I like this.

I will watch this one. I love the rock in stupid action movies.

That's right, i like The Rock's acting Career.

edited for facts. i like new facts better.

BlankZoe

Langly wrote:

J...

Joe?

Vann Diras

that's good because the rock is awesome

Langly

well it is Joe, blankzilla!

Antimatter

Langly wrote:

well it is Joe, blankzilla!

http://www.yojoe.com/action/94/gijoe.shtml

BlankZoe

The Rock is super rad

and Snake Eyes is Ray Park's perfect role. The dude is a terrible actor but an amazing stuntman. So, MUTE NINJA.

lostwords

I love

Channing tatum

Melding

So, will the rock ask if anyone wants a body massage? Y/N

Langly

Melding wrote:

So, will the rock ask if anyone wants a body massage? Y/N

ahahaha oh my god

MrMonroe

why would Jonathan Price get involved in something like this

CorporateLogo

Cache money

Melding

Langly wrote: »

Melding wrote:

So, will the rock ask if anyone wants a body massage? Y/N

ahahaha oh my god

I wish i had a way to contact famous people "hey, hey, rock, say 'who wants a body massage' in the gi joe movie. you will get props for it from the internet. i swear."

Antimatter

Melding wrote:

Langly wrote: »

Melding wrote:

So, will the rock ask if anyone wants a body massage? Y/N

ahahaha oh my god

I wish i had a way to contact famous people "hey, hey, rock, say 'who wants a body massage' in the gi joe movie. you will get props for it from the internet. i swear."

the guys who made the GI Joe video games for the last movie tried to put those lines in as easter eggs

hasbro wouldn't let them

Langly

if i was a writer for that movie, most of those lines would find ways into the script.

chiasaur11

MrMonroe wrote:

why would Jonathan Price get involved in something like this

Well, it probably involves a friend of his. A certain Mr. Franklin.

He comes from a large family.

Langly

I would even accept if Duke approached some sort of crazy tech that they were going to use and was like "what is this, some sort of body massage machine?"

Melding

Antimatter wrote: »

Melding wrote:

Langly wrote: »

Melding wrote:

So, will the rock ask if anyone wants a body massage? Y/N

ahahaha oh my god

I wish i had a way to contact famous people "hey, hey, rock, say 'who wants a body massage' in the gi joe movie. you will get props for it from the internet. i swear."

the guys who made the GI Joe video games for the last movie tried to put those lines in as easter eggs

hasbro wouldn't let them

This actually makes sense. they did sue to get those pulled and now they live forever on youtube.

Melding

Langly wrote: »

I would even accept if Duke approached some sort of crazy tech that they were going to use and was like "what is this, some sort of body massage machine?"

you're hired.

Futore

Welp, this looks way better than the first one.

Annnnnnnd that trailer had a Seven Nation Army remix playing, so yeah

I wonder what Joes all these new stars are supposed to be

Ubik

wait so it looks like Channing Tatum bites it pretty early?

Ubik

and where is Marlon Wayans?