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[WH40K] Sororitas wish they were packing Wych 'weapons'. (They're probably fake)

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Still it was funny when I saw through the bizzare game he was playing and he told me to shut up


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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    Remember when the 40k thread was in D&D?
    Ein's stompa brought me out of lurkerdom and I've been here ever since. I think it helped that he was building the thing right when I was getting back into the hobby.

    In more recent news, I had another game today! More De vs DE action. I did tons better taking down all of his venoms but man, beastmaster units are nasty. I fragged one with every missile my Razorwing had, killing like 75% f the unit. The remaining 25% then ate their way through the rest of my army.

    Then I got home and my resin base order had arrived. That means one thing. I can begin work on my Necrons.

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    NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    The thread I pulled that glorious image from was the old Tabletop thread in SE++.... Constant references to oDaM :P

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    So I'm guessing I'll need to wash resin bases and resin finecast with warm soapy water before i do anything else to them, right?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I don't remember where it was but it was his Stompa that made me get back into 40k

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    Ken OKen O Registered User regular
    -Loki- wrote:
    So, Tyranid brothers, for those with forgeworld winged tyrants, how the fuck do you transport them?

    Incase it in Jell-O (gelatin, jelly, what ever you want to call it). Preferably Cherry.

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    Nax wrote:
    I forgot to add: That was brought to you by 'JamSessionEin'. Yeah. That long ago :P

    I could tell from his handwriting :lol:

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    Ken O wrote:
    -Loki- wrote:
    So, Tyranid brothers, for those with forgeworld winged tyrants, how the fuck do you transport them?

    Incase it in Jell-O (gelatin, jelly, what ever you want to call it). Preferably Cherry.

    This plan has the added benefit of providing a snack at games. I see no flaws.

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    Mystery.ShadowMystery.Shadow Registered User regular
    Tomanta wrote:
    Ken O wrote:
    -Loki- wrote:
    So, Tyranid brothers, for those with forgeworld winged tyrants, how the fuck do you transport them?

    Incase it in Jell-O (gelatin, jelly, what ever you want to call it). Preferably Cherry.

    This plan has the added benefit of providing a snack at games. I see no flaws.

    The Tyrant would probably just nom nom nom his way out when it's game time!

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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    Dayspring wrote:
    Remember when the 40k thread was in D&D?
    Nope! Because it started out in G&T? :D

    I was one of the people who argued against the creation of Of Dice and Men and moving the warhams thread there, because I thought the loss of casual exposure would slow the thread to a crawl, and didn't see a dedicated gaming sum forum as getting much activity.

    ...

    Okay, so I was a _little_ off on that... :lol:

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    Dayspring wrote:
    Remember when the 40k thread was in D&D?

    You're thinking of the Anime thread, which was closed down and spawned Spoon. Warhams started in G&T and was closed down and moved here/ODaM.

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    daveNYCdaveNYC Why universe hate Waspinator? Registered User regular
    Dayspring wrote:
    Then I got home and my resin base order had arrived. That means one thing. I can begin work on my Necrons.

    What'd you go with for Necron bases?

    Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!
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    mugginnsmugginns Jawsome Fresh CoastRegistered User regular
    Dayspring wrote:
    Remember when the 40k thread was in D&D?
    Nope! Because it started out in G&T? :D

    I was one of the people who argued against the creation of Of Dice and Men and moving the warhams thread there, because I thought the loss of casual exposure would slow the thread to a crawl, and didn't see a dedicated gaming sum forum as getting much activity.

    I think the same argument was had on SA. They buried it in a few subforums now, but it is still alright. I doubt much casual exposure is had on this thread now because of all the phallas and rpg threads. At SA they have a subforum for just game discussions.

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    NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    Dayspring wrote:
    Remember when the 40k thread was in D&D?
    Nope! Because it started out in G&T? :D

    I was one of the people who argued against the creation of Of Dice and Men and moving the warhams thread there, because I thought the loss of casual exposure would slow the thread to a crawl, and didn't see a dedicated gaming sum forum as getting much activity.

    ...

    Okay, so I was a _little_ off on that... :lol:

    Oh you

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    Ken OKen O Registered User regular
    So my wife is getting a new computer desk. Which is good, because she hated the old one that someone picked up for her at a garage sale.
    Now there is nothing wrong with her old desk. It's really clean, sturdy, and looks good. It was too modern looking for her or something like that.

    Long story short, I get a painting desk! I'll post pictures next week once I get everything set up in my new space.

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    mugginnsmugginns Jawsome Fresh CoastRegistered User regular
    Nice! I just got a painting desk as well. I used to hunch over my little coffee table in the basement, now I'm all professional with a shelf for paints and all that

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    Mystery.ShadowMystery.Shadow Registered User regular
    My painting desk is an old door placed over four old computer cases. I'll post pics when I get back home. I'm posting this from work. Shhhhhhhh! Don't tell the boss....

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    mugginnsmugginns Jawsome Fresh CoastRegistered User regular
    I found a Space Hulk game on Android market last night: https://market.android.com/details?id=com.tresebrothers.games.templars&hl=en

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Yea, that is from the guys who made the space hulk pc version. They had to change everything to keep it going.

    Is a decent game, having to change everything let them expand it a bit.

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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Dayspring wrote:
    Remember when the 40k thread was in D&D?
    G&T

    But yes

    The success of the 40k thread there was one of the principle reasons Tube finally gave in and made Critical Failures (Originally Of Dice and Men), if I remember correctly

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    OgotaiOgotai Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    So I my first try at competitive 40k last weekend. The FLGS has a three round 2k tournement and 10 people showed up for it. I took my Templar list with 3 vindi's, 3 typhoons, two dreads, two 10man crusader squads in rhinos and a 6 man in a TLLC razorback, EC and Marshal.

    Each game you could earn up to three points for completing missions (say killpoints, holding objectives, HQ near a point at end of game etc) and used victory points to do tie breaking.

    First game was aginst a BA mostly DoA list. Mephy, dante, 2 sang guard squads, assault squad, 5 termies, and DC/DC dread in a Stormraven. He mostly piece mealed in and got blasted. Ended up with a single sang guard model left alive at the end of the game and I got all three points for the game, putting me in first after that round.

    Second was vs DE with a jetfighter, 2 ravagers, arcon, hemonculi, incubi in raider, balster born in venom, 2 small wrack squads in venoms, and three witch squads in raiders. The missions for this game meant there were six objectives on the board, so I was going to be kind screwed. My ved dread (ML/TLLC) did get in combat with a fill strength wytch squad+hemonculi and had killed off everyone but the hemonculi by the end of the game. I got one point for winning kilpoints but he got two for winning the two objective missions, he beat me by about 200vp as well.

    Third game was aginst the local henchman grey knights play so I was pretty much fucked from the start. I have to played this guy alot and only my guard have ever had a chance of even tieing a game. Then the game setup was short table edge to short table edge, with one of the missions beign having more units in your opponets deployment zone. He got first turn so deployed a wall of chimeras/redeemer/rhino/dreads across the table filled with DCA and a purifier squad. So I get one turn of shooting to try to make it though 3+ smoke saves to have a change of shooting the DCA befor they eat my entire army yet again. I didnt, so I got tabled, again. Vendicare actually failed to penetrate once on his 4D6, otherwise he did his usual job of exploding a tank a turn. My speeders failed to hit multiple times on rear armor shots on his dreads. Think I finally earned a few victory points on the last turn of the game when my EC took his libby down to one wound and my marshal killed 7/10 guys from an interceptor squad almost single handedly.

    Ended up 5th place, after Deathwing+bikes (1st), DE that I played (2nd), Necrons (3rd), and the GK guy I played (4th). Below me was I think a Vanilla marine player, foot eldar list, another vanilla marine, deamons, and the BA guy in some order.

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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Yeah, giving the Warhams a home of their own (I also argued against splitting 40K and FB into their own threads - I've got quite a track record) was one of the primary motivators to giving non digital games a home of their own.
    Sharp101 wrote:
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    I actually played a game against him. He was actually a very nice guy.
    30 minutes later:
    I'm trying to remember who on here was in his area and actually played against K_A's army, and reported him to be a much more normal person than his internet army presentation would imply.

    And people wonder why some worry about their posts on the bottom of a page :P
    -Loki- wrote:
    -Loki- wrote:
    So, Tyranid brothers, for those with forgeworld winged tyrants, how the fuck do you transport them?

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    ElderCatElderCat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yea, that is from the guys who made the space hulk pc version. They had to change everything to keep it going.

    Is a decent game, having to change everything let them expand it a bit.

    Not exactly, that is just a clone, the people that made the awesome PC port were http://teardown.se/ and they changed the name to Alien Assault. The odd thing about that was they had the permission of GW, but they ALSO had to get permission from THQ, who did not respond to their request.

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    Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    ElderCat wrote:
    Yea, that is from the guys who made the space hulk pc version. They had to change everything to keep it going.

    Is a decent game, having to change everything let them expand it a bit.

    Not exactly, that is just a clone, the people that made the awesome PC port were http://teardown.se/ and they changed the name to Alien Assault. The odd thing about that was they had the permission of GW, but they ALSO had to get permission from THQ, who did not respond to their request.

    Wait, they had the blessing of GW? You sure by 'permission' you don't mean 'cease & desist'?

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    ElderCatElderCat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes they had the blessing of GW, I was surprised too. But it didn't matter as I said since THQ would have also had to approve it since it was technically a PC game and THQ had the PC game distribution rights at that time.

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    NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    GW prolly just green lighted it because they knew THQ never would. /CYNICISM!

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    ElderCat wrote:
    Yea, that is from the guys who made the space hulk pc version. They had to change everything to keep it going.

    Is a decent game, having to change everything let them expand it a bit.

    Not exactly, that is just a clone, the people that made the awesome PC port were http://teardown.se/ and they changed the name to Alien Assault. The odd thing about that was they had the permission of GW, but they ALSO had to get permission from THQ, who did not respond to their request.

    Huh, shit. Totally thought they were the same.

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    NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    So, TheLaw and I just had a Steam conversation

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    Ken OKen O Registered User regular
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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    altmann wrote:
    Man the new LGS I've been going to is having an apoc game the day of my buddies bachelor party so I can't go.

    Which is good, because the organizing TFG 15 year-old seriously got sad when I explained that IA2 fixes rules that are table-wide for apoc and limits them.

    He wanted to take the necron guys so everyone would have to play on night fight and difficult terrain. In a fucking apoc game.

    I'm not going within 20 miles of that one.

    The outrage over this combo is over-wrought. I've played with it and against it, and the difficult terrain is only on turn 1, and the lightning and night-fighting really aren't that miserable. It's one of those things where you remember the times it really screws you and forget the times it does almost nothing for the necron player (who isn't immune to the night fighting, btw)

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    daveNYCdaveNYC Why universe hate Waspinator? Registered User regular
    altmann wrote:
    Man the new LGS I've been going to is having an apoc game the day of my buddies bachelor party so I can't go.

    Which is good, because the organizing TFG 15 year-old seriously got sad when I explained that IA2 fixes rules that are table-wide for apoc and limits them.

    He wanted to take the necron guys so everyone would have to play on night fight and difficult terrain. In a fucking apoc game.

    I'm not going within 20 miles of that one.

    The outrage over this combo is over-wrought. I've played with it and against it, and the difficult terrain is only on turn 1, and the lightning and night-fighting really aren't that miserable. It's one of those things where you remember the times it really screws you and forget the times it does almost nothing for the necron player (who isn't immune to the night fighting, btw)

    That's a lot of dice to roll in an Apoc game, and with that many rolls, it'll probably screw over somebody. I'm not sure how much actual damage it'll cause, but it'll sure as hell suck the life out of the game.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    daveNYC wrote:
    altmann wrote:
    Man the new LGS I've been going to is having an apoc game the day of my buddies bachelor party so I can't go.

    Which is good, because the organizing TFG 15 year-old seriously got sad when I explained that IA2 fixes rules that are table-wide for apoc and limits them.

    He wanted to take the necron guys so everyone would have to play on night fight and difficult terrain. In a fucking apoc game.

    I'm not going within 20 miles of that one.

    The outrage over this combo is over-wrought. I've played with it and against it, and the difficult terrain is only on turn 1, and the lightning and night-fighting really aren't that miserable. It's one of those things where you remember the times it really screws you and forget the times it does almost nothing for the necron player (who isn't immune to the night fighting, btw)

    That's a lot of dice to roll in an Apoc game, and with that many rolls, it'll probably screw over somebody. I'm not sure how much actual damage it'll cause, but it'll sure as hell suck the life out of the game.

    The lightning is one die per unit, unless you hit (which only happens on a six). If you speed it up a bit by rolling maybe two at a time, you can plow through even a guard army pretty fast. The difficult terrain is hypothetically more dice but when stuff is mostly mech'd up or deep striking, it's still not a huge deal. There's basically one army it nerfs and that's leafblower, which is essentially going "oh he brought an unfun thing to kill my unfun thing? How dare he." It's also fair to note that it's an ablative tactic. What is "supposed" to happen is Orrikan's time thing is supposed to make your opponent hang back. It's a deterrent. The intention isn't that the guy plunges forward with his whole army and rolls dice for every man on the table.

    In fact, I'd go so far as to say there's very little point in bringing him in games under 2000 points.

    Imhotek is a walking strategem.He's 200+ points for what is essentially a normal necron with no meaningful wargear. The combo we're talking about is about 500 points. It's fine that Imhotek and the other necron generals designed to lead from the back (like, you know, generals) actually do something.



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    altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    i don't even care about the power .

    Do you really want to spend all day on an apoc game where it already takes fucking HOURS per turn, then add rolling night fight for every unit and difficult and dangerous for every unit?

    fuck that. Plus, he's just doing it to be a douche. so fuck everything about it.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    altmann wrote:
    i don't even care about the power .

    Do you really want to spend all day on an apoc game where it already takes fucking HOURS per turn, then add rolling night fight for every unit and difficult and dangerous for every unit?

    fuck that. Plus, he's just doing it to be a douche. so fuck everything about it.

    Rolling 2d6 for the small set of things that shoot early in the game and are between the min and max for night fighting is not hard. Rolling difficult terrain for everything that chooses to move and is on the board in turn one isn't that hard. Most of the time it's vehicles so it's one die. The easiest way to skunk it is just go all in reserve and watch him make a fail face

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    I thought Writhing Worldscape applied to every turn

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    I thought Writhing Worldscape applied to every turn

    it does, but by itself it only makes difficult terrain dangerous. Then, there's another character that makes the whole board difficult on turn one. Then there's another character who generates nightfighting with an occasional lightning strike. So you're 500-600 points into this combo.

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    NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    but points are irrelevant in an apoc game :P

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    I thought they already has plastic TSons? Were they just plastic marines with metal bits?

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    Nax wrote:
    but points are irrelevant in an apoc game :P

    I guess if you're expressly playing an unlimited game, they are.

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    mugginnsmugginns Jawsome Fresh CoastRegistered User regular
    In a normal game that combo is super annoying for, say, horde armies, where they're gonna lose 1/3 of their infantry on turn one because dude paid points for a combo.

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