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Glossolalia: Everyone's Going Insane (Including Speed Racer)

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Currently Playing: Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb

    "Very well. I suppose we're left with no choice but to move forward." Dr. Edison removes a remote control from his other pocket and hits a button.

    The lights dim until the room is almost pitch-black. And then, a blinding flash of light from the back corner. Burning blue neon outlines the shape of a jukebox.


    The screen on the front of the jukebox flashes to life.

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    As the roulette stops on Grayson's name, the neon blue begins to pulse. Lights and colors burst forth from the jukebox, and the patients go limp, collapsing from their chairs to the floor.

    The colors and fuzzy images of the dark room swim in your vision, and slowly begin to fade, revealing through them an entirely new world...

    Grayson, please select a song and describe the scene.

    Speed Racer on
  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    oh no! Losing dogs is the worst, Hullis :( Hope you feel better.


    edit: Herp derp



    Fire Truck on
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    we'll just

    say that happened before my post

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    For future reference, Týr is the god of single combat, victory and heroic glory. He's generally seen as the Norse god of war.

    Týr: 6'5", muscular, flowing blond locks, one hand.
    Mental Illness: Thinks he is the Norse god Týr
    Patron Band: Týr

    Týr stares angrily at the the doctor. "Bah! Enough with the prattle, Deceiver! Enough with the tricks and the taunting. You may deny it time and again, but I know that beneath that pallid mask of yours lies the face of treacherous Loki! Don't play these games with me, trickster. I don't have the patience for them. Stop hiding behind these illusions and face me like a man!"


    Edit: Oh goddamnit.

    Dux on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    I feel better now

    warmer

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I feel better now

    warmer

    That's just the most adorable cat.

    Edit: Fucking weird forum shit. Goddamnit.

    Dux on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    calling it now the entire game actually is an illusion crafted by loki and in the end tyr dispels it and returns to asgard

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Dichotomy wrote:
    calling it now the entire game actually is an illusion crafted by loki and in the end tyr dispels it and returns to asgard

    Yes, yes.

    Edit: Woah now, what the hell happened there?

    Dux on
  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    the forums are being temporally inconsistent again

    More of Loki's treachery!

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    the forums are being temporally inconsistent again

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    it's me, i'm hacking the forums

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    anti is in the forums

    pulling the strings (posts)

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    1 out of every 5 posters is actually anti

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Goddamnit, Loki.

    Stop messing with the time stream. This is why we can't have nice things.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Fire Truck wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    the forums are being temporally inconsistent again

    More of Loki's treachery!

    you know upon reflection speaking the phrase "more of Loki's treachery!", possibly with a clenched fist, is never not hilarious

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    in any case there better be some new TITANposts when I get back from class in four hours or

    well

    I'll throw a fit and sulk and be really passive-aggressive

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    dich, caulk bite wrote the best post that any of us could've said

    anything more at this point would almost seem superfluous!

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Ken Tangaro [SKI] [STR] [SPI] / The Ken Krusher (B) [STR] [TUF]

    Ken smacks the table.

    "First, decrepit old TITANs attached to human beings like parasites. Now a TITAN is acting in a way that the government doesn't understand?

    If anyone here is due answers, it's us."

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    loki does what he wants

    vOv

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Antimatter wrote:
    *Loki: I do what I want!

    oh shi-- *z-snaps*

    Fire Truck on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    speed your sig might be too tall

    max height is 80 pixels

  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    I'm going through my patron's discography, categorizing each song as either "Manic" or "Depressive" and then further subdividing them into specific emotions. I'm pretty sure I was supposed to run some errands today or something

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Antimatter wrote: »
    dich, caulk bite wrote the best post that any of us could've said

    anything more at this point would almost seem superfluous!
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/21832773#Comment_21832773

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    speed your sig might be too tall

    max height is 80 pixels

    i don't think i've ever had a sig here that wasn't 100 pixels

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Fire Truck I am doing something similar.

    Just listening to Public enemy, 80s hiphop, writing down lines to use and rating them on a scale of 1-5 for "power fighting."

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    pretty sure it's been 80 for years.

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    aw hell

    gonna need some time to think this out

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    80s rap is rad but NWA > Public Enemy

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    I should pick a song and write while it's on repeat

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Fire Truck wrote:
    80s rap is rad but NWA > Public Enemy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qXxqdUUIS0

    what is even happening here

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    I need to watch more community

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    God, Týr is such a good band.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    ugh I am so on the backup list when one of you guys drops out

    already have character ideas and they are killing me

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    what is even happening here

    I am agreeing with you, but in a supercilious manner.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    fire truck we haven't talked in a while

    you're looking mighty kawaii~

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    I try, I try.

    I've not been posting much! But now I'm unemployed and in a new place! I'm exploring and internetting when I don't have other stuff to do. Your new avatar makes me want to cuddle you :3

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    God, has it really been 10 days since I've updated Resonance? That is shameful.

    --Bottom Floor--

    [16] The last thing the pirates ever see is a flood of blue flame. It explodes into the hall as if a dam just breached and fills any area that isn't shut tight. There's no hope for them now, especially with Rokku's assistance. Their armored bodysuits--advanced as they are--were never meant to hold up to this kind of heat. The fabric practically disintegrates, circuitry pops and melts, and the mesh underlayer starts to fuse into their skin. They only scream for a few seconds before they seem to pass out from the pain.

    It takes nearly a minute for the fire to dissipate. When it does, Sokudo can see there's not much more he can do. Everything's gone, burned to ash. Even the paint on the walls has been burned away, revealing the silver, scorched metal underneath. The sprinkler system makes a halfhearted attempt to fix the mess, but most sprayers are severely damaged by the fire and shoot water at bizarre angles or have half of their holes melted shut.

    [25/50] It would be easy to lose control over the Resonance after that exertion, but Vek's training and discipline pays off. There's an idea itching in the back of his head to keep going, to burn the rest of the place to the ground. But, for now, it remains just an itch. He could calm himself right now. Shut off the Resonance.

    If he wants to.

    --Top Floor--

    While Vek is busy burning some guards to cinders, Gin decides to explore the place. [62/70] It's not terribly difficult to hack the lighting, possibly because they never thought anyone would bother doing that.

    The elevator doors open, and Gin sees an old man with a bald head and scraggly beard standing before him. He's wearing black robes that look very similar to the style of the Harmonic Mind's gis.

    "Hello again," he says, then points up at the strobe lights. "I like what you've done with the place."

    --Middle Floor--

    There are plenty of doors for Buko to choose from, so he drags a guard to the one that's closest to the elevator shaft that Yan just yanked him out of. He opens it to find a large room filled with cryostasis pods. And those pods contain people he recognizes: fellow monks of the Harmonic Mind.


    I should probably draw a map of this place at some point, huh?

    Stilts on
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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    And just who the hell are you.

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