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G.R.O.S.S. thread (NSFGIRLS)

KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited January 2012 in Social Entropy++
yeah okay im gonna start the se++ chapter of the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club. If you a girl, get out. If you a guy, welcome aboard. We gonna plot and scheme against girls. What are they thinking? How can I throw a crabapple at one, in a creative way? Is there a way we can scam one out of some pocket change?

Let's spitball from there. I'd love to hear your suggestions (please do not be a secret spy for the girls, I will not appreciate this, I will not take kindly to this).

I am accepting applications for President. I am this chapter's Dictator for Life (DFL)

Cabinet posts that need filling
1. President
2. Accountant
3. Secretary of Girl Defense
4. Ambassador (used as a trojan horse; we pretend to make peace then pelt them with snowballs)
5. Chef

Thank you for your interest in our club; this is our first meeting.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I'm taking Hobbes to play tea party with me

    Y'all have fun in your smelly clubhouse

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Why is there no post for anime president

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    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    i volunteer to be a whore.

  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    I nominate myself for absentee absent.

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    I'm president

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    right here

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    anime president falls under the umbrella of dictator for life

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Oh I guess Secretary of Girl Defense is pretty much the same thing as Anime President

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I declare myself Super General King and Lord President for life and beyond.

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    Why I fear the ocean.
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    application DENIED you live with a girl, you are a traitor

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    I declare a vote of no confidence on account that Kusu has cooties

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    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Veretas wrote:
    Oh I guess Secretary of Girl Defense is pretty much the same thing as Anime President

    ha ha damn son ice cold

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i would argue that as the roommate of girls i am in the perfect position to fulfill the subterfuge required in the role of ambassador

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    I volunteer for president of throwing all the tea away

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Alright. I declare a military coup.

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    Why I fear the ocean.
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    But girls smell good...

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Accountant would seem pretty easy because without girls it'd just be RAININ DOLLA BILLS SON

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    The score is Ooga to Zaooga

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Disregard females, acquire currency

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    okay but guys seriously positions don't matter how we gonna mess w/ girls
    i posit: Operation BOOGERHAIR

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I'm the only obvious choice for President.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Well, I've been working on this thing that increases the male hourly rate by 25% on national average. I think it will be a success

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    neville i think you would be a good ambassador
    girls like gay men, they let their guard down
    that's when you put gum in her hair

    I'm President or you're a retard.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    neville i think you would be a good ambassador
    girls like gay men, they let their guard down
    that's when you put gum in her hair

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Khavall wrote:
    The score is Ooga to Zaooga

    Bullshit.

    I already had Zaooga!

    I claim the orb of proclamation and give Khavall the official ranking of poop-butt.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    neville wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    neville i think you would be a good ambassador
    girls like gay men, they let their guard down
    that's when you put gum in her hair

    I'm President or you're a retard.

    "or"?

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    neville wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    neville i think you would be a good ambassador
    girls like gay men, they let their guard down
    that's when you put gum in her hair

    I'm President or you're a retard.

    "or"?

    true, it is both.
    Although Ambassador does have a nice ring to it. :3

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    god i'm so glad there ain't no ladies in this thread
    gonna let my balls hang loose in this thread.
    air 'em out

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I am going to be the Calvinball administrator.

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    Satans..... hints.....
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Well, I'm gonna go get started on that cootie vaccine... but first I'll need a sample. Ladies!

  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Khavall wrote:
    The score is Ooga to Zaooga

    Bullshit.

    I already had Zaooga!

    I claim the orb of proclamation and give Khavall the official ranking of poop-butt.

    Shit... in exactly 14 days I'll cease to exist for another 8 months so.... I guess I can be poop-butt?

    I second my own nomination for Absentee Absent though

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    http://youtu.be/zHslWTN1zsE

    fuck you youtube, embed!

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    NEVILLE FOR PRESIDENT.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    this is our theme song
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT8h4UmuN1Q

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    nevs is the Glambassador

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    but what about david bowie?!?

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I get to be the rogue operative who doesn't play by the rules.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    but what about david bowie?!?
    God king.

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    Satans..... hints.....
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    nevs is the Glambassador

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    I volunteer for chef

    there's enough presidential candidates as it is

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