Do forumers dream of infracted sheep?

Legba

I had a vivid dream last night of my dad accidentally hitting his ringfinger with a hammer and degloving it - don't GIS it - and when I woke up I had a serious cramp in my hand. I think the dream made me tense it hardcore. It's like two hours later and it's still tender.

Have you guys had any vivid dreams as of late?

Kusuguttai

i had a dream about a vivid girl
try and guess which one!

Kusuguttai

speaking of vivid i just checked their site and they're doing a star wars parody
thank you jesus

Kusuguttai

i thought that there were more attractive girls on contract over at vivid excuse me
you'll never guess if you just look at the vivid girls. this was an unfair game.

Legba

I don't know who Vivid are.

Am I missing out?

But also, tell me about your dreams Kusu.

TrippyJing

And this is how I learn that Chyna is doing porn.

Kusuguttai

TrippyJing wrote:

And this is how how I learn that Chyna is doing porn.

dude i had to watch backdoor to chyna because it's CHYNA getting DOUPLE PENETRATED

it wasn't bad! i mean it wasn't GREAT
but she is not as fake as like 90% of the porn stars out there so

Tef

I had a dream I was being dangled over a building by my ankle. I woke up and my head was dangling over the edge

Kusuguttai

Legba wrote:

I don't know who Vivid are.

Am I missing out?

But also, tell me about your dreams Kusu.

i wake up in a sweat, clutching my throbbing manhood.
how long have i been masturbating in my sleep? only god knows.
I shudder to climax

TrippyJing

sheets are permanently stained

marty_0001

I had a skyrim dream where there was some link between charging up some sort of dragon spell with yawning (in the vein of shouting). So I was yawning every 10 seconds for like a minute I think before I became fully awake and noticed my jaw hurt.

Sicarii

I think someone broke kusu.

I keep having incredibly mundane dreams.

Does this mean I'm a boring person.

yes.

Legba

Kusu chose... poorly.

Tonkka

Oh no Kusu oh noooooooooooo...

Bucketman

Kusuguttai wrote:

speaking of vivid i just checked their site and they're doing a star wars parody
thank you jesus

Star Whores...NSFW

babyeatingjesus

Everything is just "[source title] XXX, a porn parody!"

I miss the creativity in porn titles.

Legba

Shaving Ryan's Privates was a good title.

Straightzi

Sex Trek: The Next Penetration is still my favorite.

Toldo

I had a dream my law professor e-mailed us and said the unlikely A I got in her class was indeed incorrect.

Skull Man

kusu's banned what the fuck

Skull Man

also the fun thread got locked? by who?

oh

Grey Ghost

I'll cross-post this from the scary thread

I've been having a recurring dream for a while - or rather a recurring element in my dreams
It will pop up randomly, interrupting whatever's going on in the actual dream

It's pretty simple - two people come to kill me.

They're different every time - it might be two really sketchy looking thugs, or last night's was two perfectly ordinary girls in their early to mid-20s. But they always come walking up in the middle of the events of the dream and derail the whole thing. Often, but not always, they'll say that someone sent them - I never can make out the name, it's garbled in that dreamy sort of way, but in every dream I know it's the same person sending the assassins each time. Sometimes I fight them, and sometimes I run. They haven't gotten me yet.

The weird thing is that if there are other people around me in the dream, they'll stop right in the middle of what they're doing. It feels almost like the dream has a "script" that we've just deviated from, and they don't know how to react to the change at first. Usually after a minute they'll try to help me either fight or escape the killers though, which is cool

What I really want to know is who I angered so much that he's sending dream assassins to kill me?

Meiz

Last dream I had, the entire Universe was being eliminated by quantum singularities that would piss out energy/antimater or something, destroying the very fabric of reality and I had figured out that it was revolving around this lady so I killed her, saved the Universe but was however scarred that they'd CSI me and take me to prison for murder.

Skull Man

GG have I showed up in your dream yet

Solar

I have had one recurring dream for most of my life

Which generally is me in some sort of physical situation, often a really weird one, but I feel so incredibly slow and weak, like my own arms and legs are fighting me. I'll be running and my legs will ache and I'll be moving really slowly, or trying to hit something and just sort of gently pat it, as if I'm holding myself back.

Like, last night I was playing Thor in an imaginary video game and I came across these evil little plant dudes and I zapped a few of them but then some people turned up (can't remember who) and made me stop. I tried to fly away but Iw as too slow and one of the grabbed my ankle, So I hit him with my hammer but it was like moving through syrup. Anyway I pulled away and then woke up. That was pretty creepy, actually.

Actually, another one I have is me arguing incredibly violently with old friends or family or something and just losing it, screaming at them and crying and breaking down. That one is even worse because I wake up and it takes me a while to remember that I didn't actually scream at my mother just last night, but it's also less common, I think.

FAQ

last night I dreamt that I got a new jumper

Garlic Bread

Solar wrote:

I have had one recurring dream for most of my life

Which generally is me in some sort of physical situation, often a really weird one, but I feel so incredibly slow and weak, like my own arms and legs are fighting me. I'll be running and my legs will ache and I'll be moving really slowly, or trying to hit something and just sort of gently pat it, as if I'm holding myself back.

Yeah, I get this too. I'm sure most people do

I actually notice it more if I have a dream where I get into a fight and can throw an actual punch instead of my arm not going anywhere

Tallahasseeriel

Dreamt that I had two dicks and apparently two right hands.

unfortunately wasn't doing much with it.

Skull Man

yeah it must be something to do with being in a fight and not having your sympathetic division kick in

usually in dream-fights I end up killing someone in a really grotesque way that makes me disgusted with myself when I wake up

because I'm usually killing someone I know

Solar

Keith wrote:

Solar wrote:

I have had one recurring dream for most of my life

Which generally is me in some sort of physical situation, often a really weird one, but I feel so incredibly slow and weak, like my own arms and legs are fighting me. I'll be running and my legs will ache and I'll be moving really slowly, or trying to hit something and just sort of gently pat it, as if I'm holding myself back.

Yeah, I get this too. I'm sure most people do

I actually notice it more if I have a dream where I get into a fight and can throw an actual punch instead of my arm not going anywhere

Yeah that is an exception for me as well

Maybe it's to do with the fact that actually, your arms are restricted by the duvet or something? So your mind subconsciously knows that your body is restricted, and thus it feels like that in the dream. In any case, it's a pretty horrible feeling.

Goatmon

Once I dreamt that I was walking home when some guy came out and shot me in the leg.

I fell over, scared to death, and then he came up to me.

I screamed "He's got a gun!" and then he shoots me in the head. Everything starts to go dark and then I wake up.

It was... unsettling.

Garlic Bread

in one dream I got shot in the throat

I survived

I'm pretty sure this means I can survive a real bullet to the throat

Meiz

Goatmon wrote:

Once I dreamt that I was walking home when some guy came out and shot me in the leg.

I fell over, scared to death, and then he came up to me.

I screamed "He's got a gun!" and then he shoots me in the head. Everything starts to go dark and then I wake up.

It was... unsettling.

But you learned a very important lesson. Don't scream at people with firearms. That's important.

POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN

i keep having dreams where i'm at school and being told that i'm not going to graduate

except i know i already graduated, college is done with, it's not a thing anymore, it hasn't been for years

and i try to explain that

but the advisor is just giving me this look, like, you poor dumb bastard

it is very stressful

Peccavi

I still sometimes get dreams of "oh shit, I forgot to do my high school French homework," and then I wake up and I start stressing like shit because I really need to do that homework.

Fucking hell, I graduated in 2006

Ubik

i once dreamed that a killer was after me so my family burned our house down to throw him off the trail but then he found me in the woods behind my house (which don't exist IRL) and cut my head off with a chainsaw

Sara Lynn

I can never scream in dreams, I open my mouth and strain my throat and nothing comes out. I really hate it, and I don't know why. I've never been able to scream in a dream.

jackal

Last night I had a dream where I died (actually everyone did. I think the sun exploded) and saw the face of god. And he was pissed. Then I woke up paralyzed.

Hunter

Keith wrote:

in one dream I got shot in the throat

I survived

I'm pretty sure this means I can survive a real bullet to the throat

I'll grab my pistol, a video camera, and be right there to empirically test out your hypothesis posthaste.

Peccavi

Reading in dreams is annoying. I'll finish a passage, be like "That was interesting, I should reread it," and even though I even remember some of the words to it, maybe a sentencing or two, that passage is gone forever, and I start scouring the book for it becoming more and more frustrated.

Meiz

Sara Lynn wrote:

I can never scream in dreams, I open my mouth and strain my throat and nothing comes out. I really hate it, and I don't know why. I've never been able to scream in a dream.