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    Digger DudeDigger Dude Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    rape them to death

    Again, not that subtle.
    COME ON PEOPLE! start thinking with you heads on.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    Pay a few male prostitutes or strippers to come round

    hot cops

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    rape them to death

    Again, not that subtle.

    chloroform them first?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    invite bongi over

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Rainbows painted on the windows.

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    BLM - ACAB
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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Blare episodes of Charles in Charge at their door. That show will drive them to suicide.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I usually have wit to spare but I'm not feeling it today. I'm sorry.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Here is what I did to my brother once.

    1: Buy a gay porn mag

    2: Make an official looking cover page thanking (Your roommate) for his subscription to the magazine

    3: Put it in your neighbors mailbox

    4: Hilarity ensues.

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    Digger DudeDigger Dude Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    rape them to death

    Again, not that subtle.

    chloroform them first?

    But if you rape them to death while cloroformed then they will never realize it
    Thats TOO subtle. You need to find a happy medium.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    rape them to death

    Again, not that subtle.

    chloroform them first?

    But if you rape them to death while cloroformed then they will never realize it
    Thats TOO subtle. You need to find a happy medium.

    rohypnol?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Get em real drunk.

    Wait for em to pass out.


    Tie them to the bed, and ride them while screaming, "IM RAPING YOU IM RAPING YOU DO YOU HEAR ME IM RAPING YOU"

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