Man Disney needs to get back to making epic movies instead of crap like Chicken Little.
Michael Chabon has been writing a remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs into a samurai epic called Snow and the Seven but it's been in development hell for a while.
I have faith though because it's Michael Chabon.
Man Disney needs to get back to making epic movies instead of crap like Chicken Little.
Michael Chabon has been writing a remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs into a samurai epic called Snow and the Seven but it's been in development hell for a while.
I have faith though because it's Michael Chabon.
Man Disney needs to get back to making epic movies instead of crap like Chicken Little.
Michael Chabon has been writing a remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs into a samurai epic called Snow and the Seven but it's been in development hell for a while.
I have faith though because it's Michael Chabon.
What?
What?
Explain. Now.
Or is this a joke.
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Michael Chabon will write "Snow and the Seven," an East-meets-West retelling of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," for Walt Disney Pictures. Hong Kong director Yuen Wo Ping will make his English-language directorial debut on the film, which Andrew Gunn is producing.
"Snow and the Seven" will be set in 1880s British colonial China and will have fantasy and martial arts elements, with the "seven" being Shaolin monks. The story also will hearken back to aspects of the original Grimm Brothers' fairy tale.
Man Disney needs to get back to making epic movies instead of crap like Chicken Little.
Michael Chabon has been writing a remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs into a samurai epic called Snow and the Seven but it's been in development hell for a while.
I have faith though because it's Michael Chabon.
What?
What?
Explain. Now.
Or is this a joke.
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Michael Chabon will write "Snow and the Seven," an East-meets-West retelling of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," for Walt Disney Pictures. Hong Kong director Yuen Wo Ping will make his English-language directorial debut on the film, which Andrew Gunn is producing.
"Snow and the Seven" will be set in 1880s British colonial China and will have fantasy and martial arts elements, with the "seven" being Shaolin monks. The story also will hearken back to aspects of the original Grimm Brothers' fairy tale.
In October 2004, it was announced that Chabon was at work writing Disney's Snow and the Seven, a live-action martial arts retelling of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs to be directed by master Hong Kong fight choreographer and director Yuen Wo Ping.[24] In August 2006, Chabon said that he had been replaced on Snow, sarcastically explaining that the producers wanted to go in "more of a fun direction."[
In October 2004, it was announced that Chabon was at work writing Disney's Snow and the Seven, a live-action martial arts retelling of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs to be directed by master Hong Kong fight choreographer and director Yuen Wo Ping.[24] In August 2006, Chabon said that he had been replaced on Snow, sarcastically explaining that the producers wanted to go in "more of a fun direction."[
More fun than a fairytale, samurai epic? Will there by cyborgs?
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
Cyborgs and titties, hopefully.
Also, We're Back! was a great movie. And I'm surprised no one has mentioned The Iron Giant! SOOO-PER-MAAAAN. I watched it for the first time, like, last week.
Great Mouse Detective, man.... Great Mouse Detective.
Also, We're Back! was a great movie. And I'm surprised no one has mentioned The Iron Giant! SOOO-PER-MAAAAN. I watched it for the first time, like, last week.
Great Mouse Detective, man.... Great Mouse Detective.
Oh Basil of Baker Street how I love thee. I especially enjoyed that when the cat eats the alcoholic mouse she beer-belches. How many kids movies involve a plot to assassinate the queen of England? Not nearly enough I'd say.
How about Felix the Cat? That was a rad movie.
EDIT: Oh shit, and Little Nemo is AMAZING. Such a fantastic flick. Top-notch animation too, it's a mystery that it isn't more popular.
Man Disney needs to get back to making epic movies instead of crap like Chicken Little.
They're working on it. Since crazy old man Eisner is now gone and Lasseter (from Pixar) is now basically in charge of movies, they're going back to 2d hand drawn animation and leaving all the CG stuff to Pixar.
The first title scheduled is going to be called The Frog Princess and will have Disney's first black heroine for an animated feature.
Man Disney needs to get back to making epic movies instead of crap like Chicken Little.
They're working on it. Since crazy old man Eisner is now gone and Lasseter (from Pixar) is now basically in charge of movies, they're going back to 2d hand drawn animation and leaving all the CG stuff to Pixar.
The first title scheduled is going to be called The Frog Princess and will have Disney's first black heroine for an animated feature.
Man Disney needs to get back to making epic movies instead of crap like Chicken Little.
They're working on it. Since crazy old man Eisner is now gone and Lasseter (from Pixar) is now basically in charge of movies, they're going back to 2d hand drawn animation and leaving all the CG stuff to Pixar.
The first title scheduled is going to be called The Frog Princess and will have Disney's first black heroine for an animated feature.
I assume the Heavy Metal movies would be inapropriate for mention in this thread.
titties and violence, yes.
And John Candy.
I sold my copy of Heavy Metal 2000 because it actually got worse each time I watched it instead of better.
Also, do not confuse Felix the cat and Fritz the cat.
Felix has a magic yellow bag that transforms into things and saves an inter-dimensional princess from an evil duke.
Fritz... um... titties and violence. And racism.
If you haven't seen it, all you really need to know is that Vincent fucking Price plays an inept evil sorceror who always talks in rhyme.
I'm fucking sold. Vincent Price is the absolute MAN. I would believe it whole-heartedly if someone told me he was actually a sorcerer. The guy was like Dr. Orpheus but real.
KorKnown to detonate from time to timeRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
I love going back and watching old Disney movies, and catching some of the more "adult" jokes that get tossed in there... Hell, look at these and tell me the internet hasn't raped some of it:
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it does really delve much deeper than that
Thanks a lot guys. :x
What a wonderful phrase.
Hakuna Matata.
Ain't no passing craze.
For the rest of your days
It's our problem free, philosophy.
It's our problem-freeeeeee!
PHILOSOPHYYYYYYYYYY!
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I have faith though because it's Michael Chabon.
What?
What?
Explain. Now.
Or is this a joke.
It's beautiful.
I sang it for years.
I don't know any French.
Hahahahaha OK good one
More fun than a fairytale, samurai epic? Will there by cyborgs?
Also, We're Back! was a great movie. And I'm surprised no one has mentioned The Iron Giant! SOOO-PER-MAAAAN. I watched it for the first time, like, last week.
Great Mouse Detective, man.... Great Mouse Detective.
Yes.
Yes. A thousand times, yes.
Oh Basil of Baker Street how I love thee. I especially enjoyed that when the cat eats the alcoholic mouse she beer-belches. How many kids movies involve a plot to assassinate the queen of England? Not nearly enough I'd say.
How about Felix the Cat? That was a rad movie.
EDIT: Oh shit, and Little Nemo is AMAZING. Such a fantastic flick. Top-notch animation too, it's a mystery that it isn't more popular.
*ping*
It's bizarre.
Also, I've never seen Akira.
They're working on it. Since crazy old man Eisner is now gone and Lasseter (from Pixar) is now basically in charge of movies, they're going back to 2d hand drawn animation and leaving all the CG stuff to Pixar.
The first title scheduled is going to be called The Frog Princess and will have Disney's first black heroine for an animated feature.
With really poor animation.
titties and violence, yes.
If you ever want to see something intersting go look up who some of the animators were for Disney
I saw Fritz the Cat and never saw cartoons the same way since consittering I was 12 at the time too
And John Candy.
I sold my copy of Heavy Metal 2000 because it actually got worse each time I watched it instead of better.
Also, do not confuse Felix the cat and Fritz the cat.
Felix has a magic yellow bag that transforms into things and saves an inter-dimensional princess from an evil duke.
Fritz... um... titties and violence. And racism.
Edit: Fuck me, the movie "The Forbidden Zone" is terrible.
Also, I saw Heavy Metal 2000 like once when I was about... ten-ish. I was like O.O "THIS IS NOT A CHILD-APPROPRIATE CARTOON, BUT I CAN'T LOOK AWAY."
Told you it's bizarre.
Man, The Forbidden Zone rocked. You do not mock Oingo-Boingo.
If you haven't seen it, all you really need to know is that Vincent fucking Price plays an inept evil sorceror who always talks in rhyme.
And the voice of the theif removed.
I'm fucking sold. Vincent Price is the absolute MAN. I would believe it whole-heartedly if someone told me he was actually a sorcerer. The guy was like Dr. Orpheus but real.
well, off to surgery
catch you on the flip side
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