Comic for Wednesday, February 28, 2007

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Vixx

You haven't lost your touch, scsscsscsscsscss.

Ah ohmigosh this comic is stunningly average.

Fallout

heh

i liked it

ArcticXC

The Mouse and the Motorcycle was my favorite book as a kid.

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ArcticXC

Oh also the S stands for Smart.

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

It was a very good book

Silmaril

Stupid server problems.

I will destroy you, scsscs.

scsscs

Silmaril wrote: »

Stupid server problems.

I will destroy you, scsscs.

Deadshot

It was ok comic.

Also: good night.

IpseDixit

Comic gets a meh.

Butler

I think there was a Warner Bros. cartoon where Porky Pig had a mouse in his house. So Daffy Duck sold him a cat to get rid of it. Then he sold him a dog to get rid of the cat, and so on, until he had an elephant taking up half his house and Daffy gave him a mouse to get rid of it. Then Porky beat the shit out of him with an umbrella.

I guess what I'm trying to say is we all need a great big hard cock now every now and then.

Hardtarget

heh, eating a mouse sandwich

Taramoor

This wouldn't be as funny as it is if I didn't live in the same general area as Mike & Jerry and hadn't had a recent experience with a rat in a restaurant (Chili's, if you're curious).

It fell out of the cieling and landed on some lady. People jumped up to see why she was screaming and watched the thing skitter across the floor. Then resumed eating.

Whippy

if I'm gonna spend twenty damn dollars on a plate of pasta you're god damned right i'll resume eating

mully

i remember watching it
i never read it before though
i'm beginning to think i read this comic mostly for the facial expressions
always so great

Seattle Thread

Haha, Von's sucks.

TankHammer

I read the Mouse and the Motorcycle as a kid and also owned both movies. The first one had Fred Savage in it. That was pretty cool.

I think the mousewich is pretty funny.

I also saw a giant Savannah cockroach crawling along the ceiling of a Waffle House once. I pointed it out quietly to a waitress so the customers wouldn't get into an uproar. I was kind of hoping for a free meal.... sigh.

trentsteel

I've worked at restaurants. No rats ever.


I did, however use the five-second rule...often


also once I spit in a guy's burger because the waitress told me that when she gave him his choice of salads he replied,

"Maybe later on you could toss my salad."



I did it more out of disgust for his lack of originality than anything.

Strato

This comic is awesome

I count 5 mice in panel 3

I liked it at first when I thought the mouse had jumped into Gabe's burger after shitting on Tycho's salad, however now that I realize there are multiple mice it just becomes ridiculous funny.

trentsteel

I only count three


where are the others?




EDIT: Also, that waitress is hot

Strato

Butler

GET THIS THE DEMON IS CALLED CATSBY

IS THAT A HEAD TRIP OR WHAT

Bogdanich

under the arm on the shoulder and three tails coming out of the burger

Meiz

needs poast.

Wren

guys dont look now but I think hes about to eat that mouse

Silmaril

Man I love Twisp and Catsby.

Defender

That punchline really worked for me, and it was difficult not to laugh out loud. Fortunately, I managed to contain my laughter, since a VP was talking to me at the time.

Defender

trentsteel wrote: »

I've worked at restaurants. No rats ever.


I did, however use the five-second rule...often


also once I spit in a guy's burger because the waitress told me that when she gave him his choice of salads he replied,

"Maybe later on you could toss my salad."



I did it more out of disgust for his lack of originality than anything.

Not that I condone doing illegal, unsanitary things, but the guy really said "hey maybe later you can lick my asshole" to a waitress? What the fuck?

DaySleeper

Go read the customer reviews of Von's.

Squashua

What really gets me is Tycho's news post about Conan.

As someone who gives off the appearance of knowing his Cthulhu Mythos, how does he not know jack about Conan? I mean, sure it's almost like connecting "Captain Power" to "Babylon 5", but really.

Druhim

Funny, I've been to Von's several times for drinks with friends and I although I wasn't particularly impressed, I never felt the place was horrible. However I've never eaten there, just had a couple of drinks each time.

gpa_kevin

Squashua wrote: »

What really gets me is Tycho's news post about Conan.

As someone who gives off the appearance of knowing his Cthulhu Mythos, how does he not know jack about Conan? I mean, sure it's almost like connecting "Captain Power" to "Babylon 5", but really.

Can you mention Babylon 5 without thinking Captain Power? I know I can't.

Defender

I know what Babylon 5 is, roughly, but I am not sure I even know what Captain Power is. I keep thinking of the old Nintendo cartoon. Is that right?

trentsteel

Defender wrote: »

I know what Babylon 5 is, roughly, but I am not sure I even know what Captain Power is. I keep thinking of the old Nintendo cartoon. Is that right?

Thing where you shoot at the screen

I'm pretty sure

Or that gay looking dude that saves the planet with environmentalism

Wren

Defender wrote: »

I know what Babylon 5 is, roughly, but I am not sure I even know what Captain Power is. I keep thinking of the old Nintendo cartoon. Is that right?

www.google.com

FOR ALL OF THOSE BURNING QUESTIONS

Darth Waiter

Having spent many years in the service/restaurant industry, I can say that this comic cracks me the fuck up.

And yeah, Tycho, how the fuck do you not know about Robert E. Howard and the Conan mythology?!? I watched Conan the Barbarian when I was a wee tyke and it got me hooked on all of his older novels. For fuck's sake, man!

KungFu

Waitress iz hawt

Squashua

In Captain Power, the sci-fi VHS game and TV show where you shoot a toy raygun at the screen to rack up points, they mention someone coming from Babylon 5 in reference to the station.

This is years before B5 appeared as a show. And some of the same writers worked on both.

And yes, waitress is hawt.

bigpanda

Taramoor wrote: »

This wouldn't be as funny as it is if I didn't live in the same general area as Mike & Jerry and hadn't had a recent experience with a rat in a restaurant (Chili's, if you're curious).

It fell out of the cieling and landed on some lady. People jumped up to see why she was screaming and watched the thing skitter across the floor. Then resumed eating.

Oh man, which Chili's was this? I love me some Chili's but not if I have to worry about being assaulted by rodent's whilst I feast. Anyone know if this was the Von's over on Pine they made reference to?

Coldbrand

This comic is one of my new favorites.