I think there was a Warner Bros. cartoon where Porky Pig had a mouse in his house. So Daffy Duck sold him a cat to get rid of it. Then he sold him a dog to get rid of the cat, and so on, until he had an elephant taking up half his house and Daffy gave him a mouse to get rid of it. Then Porky beat the shit out of him with an umbrella.
I guess what I'm trying to say is we all need a great big hard cock now every now and then.
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This wouldn't be as funny as it is if I didn't live in the same general area as Mike & Jerry and hadn't had a recent experience with a rat in a restaurant (Chili's, if you're curious).
It fell out of the cieling and landed on some lady. People jumped up to see why she was screaming and watched the thing skitter across the floor. Then resumed eating.
I read the Mouse and the Motorcycle as a kid and also owned both movies. The first one had Fred Savage in it. That was pretty cool.
I think the mousewich is pretty funny.
I also saw a giant Savannah cockroach crawling along the ceiling of a Waffle House once. I pointed it out quietly to a waitress so the customers wouldn't get into an uproar. I was kind of hoping for a free meal.... sigh.
I liked it at first when I thought the mouse had jumped into Gabe's burger after shitting on Tycho's salad, however now that I realize there are multiple mice it just becomes ridiculous funny.
That punchline really worked for me, and it was difficult not to laugh out loud. Fortunately, I managed to contain my laughter, since a VP was talking to me at the time.
What really gets me is Tycho's news post about Conan.
As someone who gives off the appearance of knowing his Cthulhu Mythos, how does he not know jack about Conan? I mean, sure it's almost like connecting "Captain Power" to "Babylon 5", but really.
Funny, I've been to Von's several times for drinks with friends and I although I wasn't particularly impressed, I never felt the place was horrible. However I've never eaten there, just had a couple of drinks each time.
What really gets me is Tycho's news post about Conan.
As someone who gives off the appearance of knowing his Cthulhu Mythos, how does he not know jack about Conan? I mean, sure it's almost like connecting "Captain Power" to "Babylon 5", but really.
Can you mention Babylon 5 without thinking Captain Power? I know I can't.
Having spent many years in the service/restaurant industry, I can say that this comic cracks me the fuck up.
And yeah, Tycho, how the fuck do you not know about Robert E. Howard and the Conan mythology?!? I watched Conan the Barbarian when I was a wee tyke and it got me hooked on all of his older novels. For fuck's sake, man!
In Captain Power, the sci-fi VHS game and TV show where you shoot a toy raygun at the screen to rack up points, they mention someone coming from Babylon 5 in reference to the station.
This is years before B5 appeared as a show. And some of the same writers worked on both.
This wouldn't be as funny as it is if I didn't live in the same general area as Mike & Jerry and hadn't had a recent experience with a rat in a restaurant (Chili's, if you're curious).
It fell out of the cieling and landed on some lady. People jumped up to see why she was screaming and watched the thing skitter across the floor. Then resumed eating.
Oh man, which Chili's was this? I love me some Chili's but not if I have to worry about being assaulted by rodent's whilst I feast. Anyone know if this was the Von's over on Pine they made reference to?
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Ah ohmigosh this comic is stunningly average.
i liked it
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I guess what I'm trying to say is we all need a great big hard cock now every now and then.
It fell out of the cieling and landed on some lady. People jumped up to see why she was screaming and watched the thing skitter across the floor. Then resumed eating.
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i never read it before though
i'm beginning to think i read this comic mostly for the facial expressions
always so great
I think the mousewich is pretty funny.
I also saw a giant Savannah cockroach crawling along the ceiling of a Waffle House once. I pointed it out quietly to a waitress so the customers wouldn't get into an uproar. I was kind of hoping for a free meal.... sigh.
I did, however use the five-second rule...often
also once I spit in a guy's burger because the waitress told me that when she gave him his choice of salads he replied,
"Maybe later on you could toss my salad."
I did it more out of disgust for his lack of originality than anything.
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I count 5 mice in panel 3
I liked it at first when I thought the mouse had jumped into Gabe's burger after shitting on Tycho's salad, however now that I realize there are multiple mice it just becomes ridiculous funny.
where are the others?
EDIT: Also, that waitress is hot
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Not that I condone doing illegal, unsanitary things, but the guy really said "hey maybe later you can lick my asshole" to a waitress? What the fuck?
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As someone who gives off the appearance of knowing his Cthulhu Mythos, how does he not know jack about Conan? I mean, sure it's almost like connecting "Captain Power" to "Babylon 5", but really.
Can you mention Babylon 5 without thinking Captain Power? I know I can't.
Thing where you shoot at the screen
I'm pretty sure
Or that gay looking dude that saves the planet with environmentalism
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And yeah, Tycho, how the fuck do you not know about Robert E. Howard and the Conan mythology?!? I watched Conan the Barbarian when I was a wee tyke and it got me hooked on all of his older novels. For fuck's sake, man!
This is years before B5 appeared as a show. And some of the same writers worked on both.
And yes, waitress is hawt.
Oh man, which Chili's was this? I love me some Chili's but not if I have to worry about being assaulted by rodent's whilst I feast. Anyone know if this was the Von's over on Pine they made reference to?