so a dude in a couple of my classes was arrested on two charges of statutory rape and one charge of statutory sodomy. The girl were twelve and thirteen.
Kick him in the balls the next time you see him.
I won't be seeing him ever again, probably. He's looking at a minimum from two years. It's good to see that he at least adhered to "If there isn't grass on the field, play in the mud."
if I ever killed myself I'd sell the rights to msnbc and drive a Dodge Charger off a cliff in the grand canyon, and aim for a pool full of nitroglcyrin.
so a dude in a couple of my classes was arrested on two charges of statutory rape and one charge of statutory sodomy. The girl were twelve and thirteen.
Kick him in the balls the next time you see him.
I won't be seeing him ever again, probably. He's looking at a minimum from two years. It's good to see that he at least adhered to "If there isn't grass on the field, play in the mud."
Okay, I'll kick him in the balls then.
He met the girls while working at Six Flags last summer. Is it really rape if they got free cotton candy?
if I ever killed myself I'd sell the rights to msnbc and drive a Dodge Charger off a cliff in the grand canyon, and aim for a pool full of nitroglcyrin.
That would blow pretty hard if you missed the nitro.
so a dude in a couple of my classes was arrested on two charges of statutory rape and one charge of statutory sodomy. The girl were twelve and thirteen.
this man is awesome.
dude needs to be president. Ride the pedo-sodomy train to victory.
so a dude in a couple of my classes was arrested on two charges of statutory rape and one charge of statutory sodomy. The girl were twelve and thirteen.
Kick him in the balls the next time you see him.
I won't be seeing him ever again, probably. He's looking at a minimum from two years. It's good to see that he at least adhered to "If there isn't grass on the field, play in the mud."
Okay, I'll kick him in the balls then.
He met the girls while working at Six Flags last summer. Is it really rape if they got free cotton candy?
Gotta conquer my fear before death. I got attacked by one of these guys when I was thirteen:
He was only about a six-footer but he appeared to be of this approximate size and aggression when viewed by terrified teenaged eyes:
I don't voluntarily swim in open water any more.
OH man, I'm sorry to hear that Darth. I think most sharks are cool as fuck and love seeing them when diving as long as they're not the more aggressive species like tigers, makos, bulls, and of course great whites. If I see a school of blacktips or whitetips though, it's totally cool. I think they're beautiful creatures.
OH man, I'm sorry to hear that Darth. I think most sharks are cool as fuck and love seeing them when diving as long as they're not the more aggressive species like tigers, makos, bulls, and of course great whites. If I see a school of blacktips or whitetips though, it's totally cool. I think they're beautiful creatures.
Okay, I freaked out completely and I don't remember getting to shore but I think I might have walked on water. And yes, Dru, I think that they are about the coolest fucking things on the planet and even though I am still deathly afraid of them, I love learning about them.
And the bitch part is that my scars are long gone; he only gave me a little scrape with his teeth and the roughness of his skin. If I still had those scars, I would use them to get laid like Hugh Hefner.
Okay, I freaked out completely and I don't remember getting to shore but I think I might have walked on water. And yes, Dru, I think that they are about the coolest fucking things on the planet and even though I am still deathly afraid of them, I love learning about them.
And the bitch part is that my scars are long gone; he only gave me a little scrape with his teeth and the roughness of his skin. If I still had those scars, I would use them to get laid like Hugh Hefner.
Lame.
You can still use the story.
When they ask where your scars went, just sniff, and check your cuticles to make sure they're well groomed and be all "Mutant healing factor."
so a dude in a couple of my classes was arrested on two charges of statutory rape and one charge of statutory sodomy. The girl were twelve and thirteen.
this man is awesome.
dude needs to be president. Ride the pedo-sodomy train to victory.
the best part is that he's going to be tried as an adult
apparently he got left the theatre tech crew earlier this year because other members on the crew would write "JOE RAY SUCKS DICKS" on everything.
Gotta conquer my fear before death. I got attacked by one of these guys when I was thirteen:
He was only about a six-footer but he appeared to be of this approximate size and aggression when viewed by terrified teenaged eyes:
I don't voluntarily swim in open water any more.
OH man, I'm sorry to hear that Darth. I think most sharks are cool as fuck and love seeing them when diving as long as they're not the more aggressive species like tigers, makos, bulls, and of course great whites. If I see a school of blacktips or whitetips though, it's totally cool. I think they're beautiful creatures.
I'm gay and all, but my gym is fucking ridiculous. I haven't gone there in two months because of the crazy amounts of old fat guys feeling themselves up in the shower.
I'm not even half joking. I honestly had no clue that my gym was fag central when I signed up, but I'm really tired of the guys with wedding rings not-so-subtly hitting on me.
"So do you have a girlfriend?"
"Uh...no."
"Y'know working out makes me kinda horny, how about you?" **Strokes his two-inch penis**
"Uhhhhm...not really. Maybe your wife should take care of that instead of a guy that is literally 3 years older than your son"
(I previously overheard a conversation about his kids earlier, very creepy when put into context.)
My butt got grabbed by indie girls while I was at a concert.
They weren't at all attractive though.
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My gym is full of call center workers that hate working out on the same machine after me because they don't want to be seen taking most of the weight back off.
My gym is full of call center workers that hate working out on the same machine after me because they don't want to be seen taking most of the weight back off.
hahahaha
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My gym is full of call center workers that hate working out on the same machine after me because they don't want to be seen taking most of the weight back off.
I used to have to crank up the stationary bikes all the way on the resistance when I was in the service and when I got out, I kept up the habit. There's really nothing like watching a totally ripped dude get on the same bike, not adjust anything and start hyperventilating after five minutes.
My gym is full of call center workers that hate working out on the same machine after me because they don't want to be seen taking most of the weight back off.
I used to have to crank up the stationary bikes all the way on the resistance when I was in the service and when I got out, I kept up the habit. There's really nothing like watching a totally ripped dude get on the same bike, not adjust anything and start hyperventilating after five minutes.
Sometimes when I'm on the treadmill, some dude will get on the one next to me, look at what speed I'm running at, crank his up to that speed or a little faster and try to I don't know intimidate me or something, and then yeah after 5 minutes he's hitting the emergency stop button and doing the whole overexhagerated stretch thing at the back of the treadmill thing while he tries to catch his breath.
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Okay, I'll kick him in the balls then.
He met the girls while working at Six Flags last summer. Is it really rape if they got free cotton candy?
That would blow pretty hard if you missed the nitro.
*THUD*
Huh.
He missed.
Gotta conquer my fear before death. I got attacked by one of these guys when I was thirteen:
He was only about a six-footer but he appeared to be of this approximate size and aggression when viewed by terrified teenaged eyes:
I don't voluntarily swim in open water any more.
this man is awesome.
dude needs to be president. Ride the pedo-sodomy train to victory.
what was the ratio of calm and collected action to freaking the fuck out?
No then it's prostitution!
Don't tell people that, just show them the scars.
God, can you be more manly than surviving a shark attack?
I don't know if you can.
OH man, I'm sorry to hear that Darth. I think most sharks are cool as fuck and love seeing them when diving as long as they're not the more aggressive species like tigers, makos, bulls, and of course great whites. If I see a school of blacktips or whitetips though, it's totally cool. I think they're beautiful creatures.
Maybe a bear. 'cos if you punch a bear in the nose he'll just eat your liver.
Hippy.
I'm pretty sure if you punch a bear in the nose then you just instantly disintigrate.
And the bitch part is that my scars are long gone; he only gave me a little scrape with his teeth and the roughness of his skin. If I still had those scars, I would use them to get laid like Hugh Hefner.
That was weird. Also, kind of awesome. I sometimes miss hot chicks randomly grabbing my ass while I walk around.
Lame.
You can still use the story.
When they ask where your scars went, just sniff, and check your cuticles to make sure they're well groomed and be all "Mutant healing factor."
the best part is that he's going to be tried as an adult
apparently he got left the theatre tech crew earlier this year because other members on the crew would write "JOE RAY SUCKS DICKS" on everything.
A shark watched Darth Waiter pee?
"If we don't fuck 12 year olds in the ass..... who will?"
oh hey it's on the newses
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/laworder/story/68F0F237D3E8C3A38625728F0017A708?OpenDocument&highlight=2%2C%22fenton%22+AND+%22man%22+AND+%22rape%22
$25,000 is a lot of money
Druhim
I'm not even half joking. I honestly had no clue that my gym was fag central when I signed up, but I'm really tired of the guys with wedding rings not-so-subtly hitting on me.
"So do you have a girlfriend?"
"Uh...no."
"Y'know working out makes me kinda horny, how about you?" **Strokes his two-inch penis**
"Uhhhhm...not really. Maybe your wife should take care of that instead of a guy that is literally 3 years older than your son"
(I previously overheard a conversation about his kids earlier, very creepy when put into context.)
They weren't at all attractive though.
hahahaha
fag
I used to have to crank up the stationary bikes all the way on the resistance when I was in the service and when I got out, I kept up the habit. There's really nothing like watching a totally ripped dude get on the same bike, not adjust anything and start hyperventilating after five minutes.
Are there any good (non-creepy) gyms in Philly, most likely I'll be going to school there this fall. Just in case my on-campus gym is crappy.
What school?
Gay school
oh
in that case, Gigaton, i can give you some tips
i graduated last may
Just be glad you don't live in southern California
I don't really know the Temple area too well, so I can't help you out. I'm moving down around there in the summer, though.
There's a gym near my school which is in center city, but I'm sure there's something closer to Temple.
Sometimes when I'm on the treadmill, some dude will get on the one next to me, look at what speed I'm running at, crank his up to that speed or a little faster and try to I don't know intimidate me or something, and then yeah after 5 minutes he's hitting the emergency stop button and doing the whole overexhagerated stretch thing at the back of the treadmill thing while he tries to catch his breath.
Drexel or Penn?
Art Institute
I'm too cool for real school
Odd...
I've been trying to work up the nerve to ask a guy out (for something casual) I saw on a profile site that goes to the Art Institute...