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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Gigaton wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Gigaton wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Gigaton wrote: »
    Sorry, I forgot to add that. Temple.

    I don't really know the Temple area too well, so I can't help you out. I'm moving down around there in the summer, though.

    There's a gym near my school which is in center city, but I'm sure there's something closer to Temple.

    Drexel or Penn?

    Art Institute

    I'm too cool for real school

    Odd...

    I've been trying to work up the nerve to ask a guy out (for something casual) I saw on a profile site that goes to the Art Institute...

    is this a joke

    because i don't advertise orientation on anything

    but if not, maybe i know who you're talking about

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Sometimes when I'm on the treadmill, some dude will get on the one next to me, look at what speed I'm running at, crank his up to that speed or a little faster and try to I don't know intimidate me or something, and then yeah after 5 minutes he's hitting the emergency stop button and doing the whole overexhagerated stretch thing at the back of the treadmill thing while he tries to catch his breath.

    That shit is so fucking common that it's not even funny anymore. I have more respect for the guy who tries to monitor his workout and go for long term gain than the guy who comes in twice a week and tries to max out on every machine.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Sometimes when I'm on the treadmill, some dude will get on the one next to me, look at what speed I'm running at, crank his up to that speed or a little faster and try to I don't know intimidate me or something, and then yeah after 5 minutes he's hitting the emergency stop button and doing the whole overexhagerated stretch thing at the back of the treadmill thing while he tries to catch his breath.

    That shit is so fucking common that it's not even funny anymore. I have more respect for the guy who tries to monitor his workout and go for long term gain than the guy who comes in twice a week and tries to max out on every machine.
    RARRR! I WILL BENCH PRESS YOU RIGHT NOW!

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Guys are so lame

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm still having to build my max weight back up from when I tackled Doc and got my shoulder fucked up.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    RARRR! I WILL BENCH PRESS YOU RIGHT NOW!

    Bogey, living in SoCal, you must see these people all of the time. Tell me, how's the gas prices out there these days?

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  • GigatonGigaton Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Gigaton wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Gigaton wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Gigaton wrote: »
    Sorry, I forgot to add that. Temple.

    I don't really know the Temple area too well, so I can't help you out. I'm moving down around there in the summer, though.

    There's a gym near my school which is in center city, but I'm sure there's something closer to Temple.

    Drexel or Penn?

    Art Institute

    I'm too cool for real school

    Odd...

    I've been trying to work up the nerve to ask a guy out (for something casual) I saw on a profile site that goes to the Art Institute...

    is this a joke

    because i don't advertise orientation on anything

    but if not, maybe i know who you're talking about

    Actually, I'm not kidding.

    I'm painfully shy, even over the internet, this coupled with the fact that I won't be moving for several months keeps me from contacting him.

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  • HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    stalker

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Gigaton wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Gigaton wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Gigaton wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Gigaton wrote: »
    Sorry, I forgot to add that. Temple.

    I don't really know the Temple area too well, so I can't help you out. I'm moving down around there in the summer, though.

    There's a gym near my school which is in center city, but I'm sure there's something closer to Temple.

    Drexel or Penn?

    Art Institute

    I'm too cool for real school

    Odd...

    I've been trying to work up the nerve to ask a guy out (for something casual) I saw on a profile site that goes to the Art Institute...

    is this a joke

    because i don't advertise orientation on anything

    but if not, maybe i know who you're talking about

    Actually, I'm not kidding.

    I'm painfully shy, even over the internet, this coupled with the fact that I won't be moving for several months keeps me from contacting him.

    pm me if you want

    i'll play wingman

    all "yo, this guy gigaton wants to know if you'll go to the mall with him in a few months"

    Garlic Bread on
  • GigatonGigaton Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lol, okay. I have to go out to eat now, but I'll pm you later.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    you and he can hop in a car and go downtown to the gallery mall

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  • Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    One time a man on a bus asked me about a guy wearing some weird hat. He asked, "Do you think someone dared him to wear that?" I just wanted to stop the conversation.
    "Yeah, probably."
    "Someone dared me to wear something once."
    Disinterested, "Oh yeah?"
    "Yeah. A cowboy hat and boots. And a bikini with rhinestones all over it. I rode the bus all up and down the line, and by the end of it my cock was hard and hanging out of it. Shouldn't have dared me!" he cackled. For whatever reason, so did I. I guess it was too weird to wrap my mind around.
    "You look like a fairy, kid." He continued, and now had his hand on my thigh.
    So I reached up to stop the bus, but they'd gotten a new system and I didn't know what to do. The guy cackled again and helped me to call for a stop. That was the worst part of all, he had to help me get away from him.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    one time a tranny dressed up as a combination of Jesse and James from Team Rocket sat next to me on the bus

    it was halloween

    it was creepy

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  • TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    RARRR! I WILL BENCH PRESS YOU RIGHT NOW!

    Bogey, living in SoCal, you must see these people all of the time. Tell me, how's the gas prices out there these days?

    Not directed at me I know, but $2.85 a gallon as of today. That's the cheapest in my city. I wanted to cry. :cry:

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    one time a tranny dressed up as a combination of Jesse and James from Team Rocket sat next to me on the bus

    it was halloween

    it was creepy

    Did you get up and move

    I hope you got up and moved

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    For fuck's sake, that is some expensive gas. Houston had it at less than $2.00 when I was down there two weeks ago.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Two days ago my friends and I were parked outside of a restaurant-ish place. There are no seats inside so we were eating in the car.

    There was an old man who was walking back and forth in front of the car, started looking at our meter, crossed the street, came back, then kept walking back and forth.

    We couldn't decide if he was looking for a place for someone else to park or a pedophile.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    one time a tranny dressed up as a combination of Jesse and James from Team Rocket sat next to me on the bus

    it was halloween

    it was creepy

    Did you get up and move

    I hope you got up and moved

    no, I had a window seat :(

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Tabasco wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    RARRR! I WILL BENCH PRESS YOU RIGHT NOW!

    Bogey, living in SoCal, you must see these people all of the time. Tell me, how's the gas prices out there these days?

    Not directed at me I know, but $2.85 a gallon as of today. That's the cheapest in my city. I wanted to cry. :cry:

    2.99 for premium in norcal.


    Thats the average.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    when i was on the bus this very very large wo/man wearing a flowy skirt and a pink top with a bra hanging out was making eyes and waving at me

    he/she was like 6'4" and maybe 240 pounds and was sporting stubble

    the worst part is that it was one of the city's newer, shorter busses so he/she was like 3 feet away

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I really miss hanging out with my gay friends.

    talking about sucking cocks. how cute the guys are at work. best way to style your hair to pick up guys.


    I miss that.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I really miss hanging out with my gay friends.

    talking about sucking cocks. how cute the guys are at work. best way to style your hair to pick up guys.


    I miss that.

    Don't worry, Stale; you've got us.

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  • Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I've got one friend who is also gay, but he's really hesitant and flittish and hard to talk to. "Waiting for college, before, you know, getting into that", that being his homosexuality.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I really miss hanging out with my gay friends.

    talking about sucking cocks. how cute the guys are at work. best way to style your hair to pick up guys.


    I miss that.

    Don't worry, Stale; you've got us.


    yeah, but it's not the same when we talk about sucking cocks I can't see your obvious erections, and know full well all I have to say is one word and I'm in a all-man 4-some.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I knew a gay guy named Moses once. Dude was pretty cool.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    I knew a gay guy named Moses once. Dude was pretty cool.

    I knew a gay guy nicknamed jesus because of his long hair, skinny, skinny body and religious beliefes.

    He was cool.


    He tried to kill himself by jumping off the schools second story ramp.

    I wonder what happened to that guy.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    thats it... I need more gay friends.

    more often then not, the gay guys are awesome people.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Maybe he tried a higher jumping point?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dunno. Dude had a friend, pretty hot, who constantly tried to turn him straight by doing things like sitting in his lap naked and grinding on him.

    His grandma supposedly had a priest come over and try to beat him straight.


    Fucked up life.

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  • GigatonGigaton Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    more often then not, the gay guys are awesome people.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This ain't G&T we use pink here bitch.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    There's a guy at my work who has never come right out and said he's gay, but I'm pretty certain he is. The reasons being:

    1) He's a hairdresser "on the side"

    2) He calls a lot of the residents cute (I work at a retirement home)

    3) He's been to Vegas 3 times this year, for the shows.

    4) This is going to sound pretty ignorant, but I don't know how else to pu it; he has the gay lisp. I don't know why so many gay men speak this way, and I would honestly love to hear the answer.

    I'm sure he's done the whole coming out bit, and I can understand if he doesn't want to talk about his orientation with his co-workers. But if this guy turns out to somehow not be gay, I'm going to lose all faith in my intuition.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    4) This is going to sound pretty ignorant, but I don't know how else to pu it; he has the gay lisp. I don't know why so many gay men speak this way, and I would honestly love to hear the answer.

    thats because all the cock they suck damages the top of their mouth, making them speak like that.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    There's a guy at my work who has never come right out and said he's gay, but I'm pretty certain he is. The reasons being:

    1) He's a hairdresser "on the side"

    2) He calls a lot of the residents cute (I work at a retirement home)

    3) He's been to Vegas 3 times this year, for the shows.

    4) This is going to sound pretty ignorant, but I don't know how else to pu it; he has the gay lisp. I don't know why so many gay men speak this way, and I would honestly love to hear the answer.

    I'm sure he's done the whole coming out bit, and I can understand if he doesn't want to talk about his orientation with his co-workers. But if this guy turns out to somehow not be gay, I'm going to lose all faith in my intuition.

    I don't think number 4 is that unfair of a trademark.

    Of the 4 people I know with a sterotypical gay lisp, 3 of them came out already, and one of them is a dancer going to a college for dancing, and insists he's straight.

    It's not my place to argue with him about it, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well, you don't come out and tell people you're straight so maybe he feels he doesn't have to let everybody know he's gay.

    I didn't know my roommate was gay until he introduced me to his boyfriend a few days after I moved in.

    His boyfriend looks like Elijah Wood.

    One night he came home at like 2 in the morning and lost his glasses in a field when my other roommate found him drunk in a field.

    Actually we live in a house. Housemate then, right?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    Well, you don't come out and tell people you're straight so maybe he feels he doesn't have to let everybody know he's gay.

    That's why I don't put anything for "do you like chicks or dudes or both" questions

    because it doesn't matter

    i mean if someone aks, i'll be like "yeah i like guys and dolls"

    but i don't go out wearing shirts that say "put a dick in my butt and a clam on my face"

    although i should

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    But Keith how do you judge people then

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Greedy bisexual bastard.

    Choose a side and stick with it!

    :P

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    Greedy bisexual bastard.

    Choose a side and stick with it!

    :P

    did you know that there's no such thing as being bisexual

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  • The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm sure it's close to fact that only gay men can have the trademark gay lisp but not all gay men have it.

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