Sometimes when I'm on the treadmill, some dude will get on the one next to me, look at what speed I'm running at, crank his up to that speed or a little faster and try to I don't know intimidate me or something, and then yeah after 5 minutes he's hitting the emergency stop button and doing the whole overexhagerated stretch thing at the back of the treadmill thing while he tries to catch his breath.
That shit is so fucking common that it's not even funny anymore. I have more respect for the guy who tries to monitor his workout and go for long term gain than the guy who comes in twice a week and tries to max out on every machine.
Sometimes when I'm on the treadmill, some dude will get on the one next to me, look at what speed I'm running at, crank his up to that speed or a little faster and try to I don't know intimidate me or something, and then yeah after 5 minutes he's hitting the emergency stop button and doing the whole overexhagerated stretch thing at the back of the treadmill thing while he tries to catch his breath.
That shit is so fucking common that it's not even funny anymore. I have more respect for the guy who tries to monitor his workout and go for long term gain than the guy who comes in twice a week and tries to max out on every machine.
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One time a man on a bus asked me about a guy wearing some weird hat. He asked, "Do you think someone dared him to wear that?" I just wanted to stop the conversation.
"Yeah, probably."
"Someone dared me to wear something once."
Disinterested, "Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. A cowboy hat and boots. And a bikini with rhinestones all over it. I rode the bus all up and down the line, and by the end of it my cock was hard and hanging out of it. Shouldn't have dared me!" he cackled. For whatever reason, so did I. I guess it was too weird to wrap my mind around.
"You look like a fairy, kid." He continued, and now had his hand on my thigh.
So I reached up to stop the bus, but they'd gotten a new system and I didn't know what to do. The guy cackled again and helped me to call for a stop. That was the worst part of all, he had to help me get away from him.
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one time a tranny dressed up as a combination of Jesse and James from Team Rocket sat next to me on the bus
Two days ago my friends and I were parked outside of a restaurant-ish place. There are no seats inside so we were eating in the car.
There was an old man who was walking back and forth in front of the car, started looking at our meter, crossed the street, came back, then kept walking back and forth.
We couldn't decide if he was looking for a place for someone else to park or a pedophile.
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I've got one friend who is also gay, but he's really hesitant and flittish and hard to talk to. "Waiting for college, before, you know, getting into that", that being his homosexuality.
talking about sucking cocks. how cute the guys are at work. best way to style your hair to pick up guys.
I miss that.
Don't worry, Stale; you've got us.
yeah, but it's not the same when we talk about sucking cocks I can't see your obvious erections, and know full well all I have to say is one word and I'm in a all-man 4-some.
There's a guy at my work who has never come right out and said he's gay, but I'm pretty certain he is. The reasons being:
1) He's a hairdresser "on the side"
2) He calls a lot of the residents cute (I work at a retirement home)
3) He's been to Vegas 3 times this year, for the shows.
4) This is going to sound pretty ignorant, but I don't know how else to pu it; he has the gay lisp. I don't know why so many gay men speak this way, and I would honestly love to hear the answer.
I'm sure he's done the whole coming out bit, and I can understand if he doesn't want to talk about his orientation with his co-workers. But if this guy turns out to somehow not be gay, I'm going to lose all faith in my intuition.
4) This is going to sound pretty ignorant, but I don't know how else to pu it; he has the gay lisp. I don't know why so many gay men speak this way, and I would honestly love to hear the answer.
thats because all the cock they suck damages the top of their mouth, making them speak like that.
There's a guy at my work who has never come right out and said he's gay, but I'm pretty certain he is. The reasons being:
1) He's a hairdresser "on the side"
2) He calls a lot of the residents cute (I work at a retirement home)
3) He's been to Vegas 3 times this year, for the shows.
4) This is going to sound pretty ignorant, but I don't know how else to pu it; he has the gay lisp. I don't know why so many gay men speak this way, and I would honestly love to hear the answer.
I'm sure he's done the whole coming out bit, and I can understand if he doesn't want to talk about his orientation with his co-workers. But if this guy turns out to somehow not be gay, I'm going to lose all faith in my intuition.
I don't think number 4 is that unfair of a trademark.
Of the 4 people I know with a sterotypical gay lisp, 3 of them came out already, and one of them is a dancer going to a college for dancing, and insists he's straight.
It's not my place to argue with him about it, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.
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is this a joke
because i don't advertise orientation on anything
but if not, maybe i know who you're talking about
That shit is so fucking common that it's not even funny anymore. I have more respect for the guy who tries to monitor his workout and go for long term gain than the guy who comes in twice a week and tries to max out on every machine.
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Bogey, living in SoCal, you must see these people all of the time. Tell me, how's the gas prices out there these days?
Actually, I'm not kidding.
I'm painfully shy, even over the internet, this coupled with the fact that I won't be moving for several months keeps me from contacting him.
pm me if you want
i'll play wingman
all "yo, this guy gigaton wants to know if you'll go to the mall with him in a few months"
"Yeah, probably."
"Someone dared me to wear something once."
Disinterested, "Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. A cowboy hat and boots. And a bikini with rhinestones all over it. I rode the bus all up and down the line, and by the end of it my cock was hard and hanging out of it. Shouldn't have dared me!" he cackled. For whatever reason, so did I. I guess it was too weird to wrap my mind around.
"You look like a fairy, kid." He continued, and now had his hand on my thigh.
So I reached up to stop the bus, but they'd gotten a new system and I didn't know what to do. The guy cackled again and helped me to call for a stop. That was the worst part of all, he had to help me get away from him.
it was halloween
it was creepy
Not directed at me I know, but $2.85 a gallon as of today. That's the cheapest in my city. I wanted to cry.
-Oscar Wilde
Did you get up and move
I hope you got up and moved
There was an old man who was walking back and forth in front of the car, started looking at our meter, crossed the street, came back, then kept walking back and forth.
We couldn't decide if he was looking for a place for someone else to park or a pedophile.
no, I had a window seat
2.99 for premium in norcal.
Thats the average.
he/she was like 6'4" and maybe 240 pounds and was sporting stubble
the worst part is that it was one of the city's newer, shorter busses so he/she was like 3 feet away
talking about sucking cocks. how cute the guys are at work. best way to style your hair to pick up guys.
I miss that.
Don't worry, Stale; you've got us.
yeah, but it's not the same when we talk about sucking cocks I can't see your obvious erections, and know full well all I have to say is one word and I'm in a all-man 4-some.
I knew a gay guy nicknamed jesus because of his long hair, skinny, skinny body and religious beliefes.
He was cool.
He tried to kill himself by jumping off the schools second story ramp.
I wonder what happened to that guy.
more often then not, the gay guys are awesome people.
His grandma supposedly had a priest come over and try to beat him straight.
Fucked up life.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
1) He's a hairdresser "on the side"
2) He calls a lot of the residents cute (I work at a retirement home)
3) He's been to Vegas 3 times this year, for the shows.
4) This is going to sound pretty ignorant, but I don't know how else to pu it; he has the gay lisp. I don't know why so many gay men speak this way, and I would honestly love to hear the answer.
I'm sure he's done the whole coming out bit, and I can understand if he doesn't want to talk about his orientation with his co-workers. But if this guy turns out to somehow not be gay, I'm going to lose all faith in my intuition.
thats because all the cock they suck damages the top of their mouth, making them speak like that.
I don't think number 4 is that unfair of a trademark.
Of the 4 people I know with a sterotypical gay lisp, 3 of them came out already, and one of them is a dancer going to a college for dancing, and insists he's straight.
It's not my place to argue with him about it, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.
I didn't know my roommate was gay until he introduced me to his boyfriend a few days after I moved in.
His boyfriend looks like Elijah Wood.
One night he came home at like 2 in the morning and lost his glasses in a field when my other roommate found him drunk in a field.
Actually we live in a house. Housemate then, right?
That's why I don't put anything for "do you like chicks or dudes or both" questions
because it doesn't matter
i mean if someone aks, i'll be like "yeah i like guys and dolls"
but i don't go out wearing shirts that say "put a dick in my butt and a clam on my face"
although i should
Choose a side and stick with it!
:P
did you know that there's no such thing as being bisexual