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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    Wouldn't that cancel out? Isn't that how awkward waves function? I'm a little rusty on my quantum mechanics
    Depends on whether they are in phase or not.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote:
    Ludious wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Ludious wrote:
    It's a pipe dream at this stage is human technological evolution I should say.

    Someone isn't going to "accidentally" create conscious A.I. that's just not how the real world works.

    I also don't believe in the singularity.

    so... it's a pipe dream because we can't do it now?

    We'll be dead so yeah. It is a pipe dream

    Speak for yourself. I'm going to live to be 100, easy.

    Famous last words!

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I suspect that consciousness is simpler than it seems.

    I would posit that the vast majority of what constitutes consciousness naturally arises when you have a narrative self awareness.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Ludious wrote:
    It's a pipe dream at this stage is human technological evolution I should say.

    Someone isn't going to "accidentally" create conscious A.I. that's just not how the real world works.

    I also don't believe in the singularity.

    so... it's a pipe dream because we can't do it now?

    We'll be dead so yeah. It is a pipe dream

    Look at the difference between state of the art supercomputers in 1991 and IBM's Watson in 2011. Now tell me that you have any grasp whatsoever on the leaps and bounds technology will take 20 years from now.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Ludious wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Ludious wrote:
    It's a pipe dream at this stage is human technological evolution I should say.

    Someone isn't going to "accidentally" create conscious A.I. that's just not how the real world works.

    I also don't believe in the singularity.

    so... it's a pipe dream because we can't do it now?

    We'll be dead so yeah. It is a pipe dream

    that's not what pipe dream means at all

    It is a fantastic but vain hope that conscious A.I. will be created in our lifetime.

    You could argue that I am wrong, but no, that is exactly what pipe dream means.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote:
    honda's robot is stupid and falls down a lot

    Honda's robot been drankin'

    Let's just admit the reality here

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
    EA's stock rocketing to $20!

    What has stimulated this?

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    @Podly

    do you have an iphone?

    if so, do you know of any good production apps?

    i'm too tired to make music when i get home from work

    so i want make beats on the crapper @ work.

    the moog synth is pretty great


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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    there is no obvious reason to think that a postsingularity AI will have any goals which humans find appealing

    ronya on
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    We are heading towards a downturn in humanity. I don't see the same advancement in the next 20 years because humanity has decided to be terrible

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I think, honestly, that making a machine that is proficient with natural language is a more difficult task than making a machine that is conscious (though these tasks are incredibly related).

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    [chat] lolers

    Guess what I had to run into yesterday in normals

    CLG

    all of them

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Podly wrote:
    @Podly

    do you have an iphone?

    if so, do you know of any good production apps?

    i'm too tired to make music when i get home from work

    so i want make beats on the crapper @ work.

    the moog synth is pretty great


    As limited as it was I had plenty of "bang out a beat in ten minutes while waiting for a plane" with Beatmaker.

    There's a new version out that adds stuff that was inexcusably not in the first version, but I haven't yet tried Beatmaker II.

    It's all sample based stuff.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    she's got class and style
    street knowledge by the pound
    baby never act wild
    very low key on the profile

  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2012
    Nationalism is a potent force - far more potent than unity of the working class, as World War I taught us.

    It is what destroyed the USSR, after all.

    Sheep on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote:
    We are heading towards a downturn in humanity. I don't see the same advancement in the next 20 years because humanity has decided to be terrible

    People have been saying this same jaded shit forever. Now who is the one being ridiculous and stupid.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote:
    there is no obvious reason to think that a postsingularity AI will have any goals which humans find appealing

    There's no reason to think it wouldn't

    Ultimately we're bound by fundamental desires, stipulate those for an AI and it will have no good reason to change them.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Do you have any plausibly tolerable answers to the problem of nationalism? Besides Moscow rolling some tanks into your streets every now and then?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    [chat] lolers

    Guess what I had to run into yesterday in normals

    CLG

    all of them

    did... did you win?

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    ronya wrote:
    there is no obvious reason to think that a postsingularity AI will have any goals which humans find appealing

    There's no reason to think it wouldn't

    Ultimately we're bound by fundamental desires, stipulate those for an AI and it will have no good reason to change them.

    identifying "those" is the nontrivial problem

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    ronya wrote:
    there is no obvious reason to think that a postsingularity AI will have any goals which humans find appealing

    The first AI will be a sorting program designed to categorize funny pictures of cats

    It will gain self-awareness and we and the AI will both procrastinate endlessly at work by sending each other pictures of kittens falling off of objects

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    I have been outside.

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Excuse me but this video is more scary than DK's robot overlord.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQIMGV5vtd4

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    [chat] lolers

    Guess what I had to run into yesterday in normals

    CLG

    all of them

    did... did you win?

    The three people I didn't queue with

    One trolled to get attention

    And one was just bad

    No

    But I made jiji scared of my viktor when he was on his main (rumble) while I was top lane

  • deadlyrhetoricdeadlyrhetoric "We could be two straight lines in a crooked world."__BANNED USERS regular
    @desc @Podly

    thx guys

    i might check out the moog first.

    sampling is my weakest link.

    shredding is my strongest link but it got tedious wearing my guitar everywhere with a battery operated mini-amp around my neck.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Sheep wrote:
    Nationalism is a potent force - far more potent than unity of the working class, as World War I taught us.

    It is what destroyed the USSR, after all.

    Also, Stalin motivated people to fight by calling to defend Mother Russia, rather than worker's rights or similar. Patriotism was much more potent a motivator.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    [chat] lolers

    Guess what I had to run into yesterday in normals

    CLG

    all of them

    did... did you win?

    The three people I didn't queue with

    One trolled to get attention

    And one was just bad

    No

    But I made jiji scared of my viktor when he was on his main (rumble) while I was top lane

    Viktor is super underrated

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I want to live so far past 100. Basically I don't want to die, ever. my living will is going to say do not disconnect from life support, no matter how terry schiavo-ed I might be. My family can suck it with regards to their inheritance going to potentially and (fruitlessly) extend my life. I don't know that I'd bother with any sort of cryogenic storage.

    God, I hope life extension technology makes a revolutionary leap sooner rather than later and that I can afford or steal it.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    A steam for movies... holy fuck I would have $0 money.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    spool32 wrote:
    Excuse me but this video is more scary than DK's robot overlord.

    That video made me think of a short scifi story (I think it was in the Mirrorshades anthology) about some autonomous police drone that fought crime deciding to get tougher on crime.

    So they had to make new drones to take out the first drones.

    And then new drones to take out those drones.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    speaking of synths

    got to play with this for a few hours yesterday

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    [chat] lolers

    Guess what I had to run into yesterday in normals

    CLG

    all of them

    did... did you win?

    The three people I didn't queue with

    One trolled to get attention

    And one was just bad

    No

    But I made jiji scared of my viktor when he was on his main (rumble) while I was top lane

    Viktor is super underrated

    He's pretty good right now

    Saint dived me twice and I nearly killed both of them twice

    Which garnered me about seventy friend requests

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Echo wrote:
    I have been outside.

    4742ff124db111e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg

    You fool, you left your nose exposed! You are now compromised!

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ludious wrote:
    We are heading towards a downturn in humanity. I don't see the same advancement in the next 20 years because humanity has decided to be terrible

    People have been saying this same jaded shit forever. Now who is the one being ridiculous and stupid.
    yeah, no shit. i think things have been steadily getting better in the world. like, we no longer feed slaves/christians to lions for our amusement. the way war is waged, by the West at least, has steadily moved towards doing as little harm as possible to non-combatants.

    Humane treatment is on the net increasing.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote:
    We are heading towards a downturn in humanity. I don't see the same advancement in the next 20 years because humanity has decided to be terrible

    People have been saying this same jaded shit forever. Now who is the one being ridiculous and stupid.
    Socrates wrote:
    The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for
    authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place
    of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their
    households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They
    contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties
    at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Socrates wrote:
    The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for
    authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place
    of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their
    households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They
    contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties
    at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

    Gramps? Is that you?

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    I cannot read the name "Socrates" without thinking "so-crates"

    God damn it, I have a Philosophy degree.

    TL DR on
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Dust. Wind. Dude.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    [chat] lolers

    Guess what I had to run into yesterday in normals

    CLG

    all of them

    did... did you win?

    The three people I didn't queue with

    One trolled to get attention

    And one was just bad

    No

    But I made jiji scared of my viktor when he was on his main (rumble) while I was top lane

    Viktor is super underrated

    He's pretty good right now

    Saint dived me twice and I nearly killed both of them twice

    Which garnered me about seventy friend requests

    Okay I don't speak LoL but am I correctly interpreting that you bloodied some celebrity noses?

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    and I went to town on the serge setup

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