You've been given unlimited resources to make your dream game.

Algertman

Title says it all. Post what you're dream game would be.

I am going to design a game where you play as the controller and have to convince the the guy playing the game in the game to step away from it and salvage his life before it's too late. It takes 100 hours of playing the game to accomplish this. At the end of the game after you beat it you actually lose because the game was about you.

Munkus Beaver

That is an incredibly stupid idea.

Buttlord

I'd make a game about titties and how nice they are

There'd be robots too

Giant robots punching each other over titties

Personface

A ridiculously long, convoluted psychedelic first person rpg with a large speech element and a great degree of customization set before creation in which you engage in politics and warfare between proto-deities and eventually ascend to become Yahweh
OR
A similar game but with a much more action-oriented theme in which you are a spectral predatory immortal that feasts off gods

Zonugal

Space

Vikings

In

Space

Dichotomy

I choose to dedicate these unlimited resources towards the resolution of social, economic and political inequalities

Avraham

A Zelda game where you play as Zelda and primarily wield magic

ever since Ocarina of Time I have wanted this

Link only gets 3 spells in that game and they weren't so great!

Algertman

Munkus Beaver wrote:

That is an incredibly stupid idea.

I would win all types of awards for indy games. It would be 16-bit with bad chip tune music and released only on Steam. The gaming hipsters would lose their shit over it.

Abracadaniel

Algertman wrote:

Munkus Beaver wrote:

That is an incredibly stupid idea.

I would win all types of awards for indy games. It would be 16-bit with bad chip tune music and released only on Steam. The gaming hipsters would lose their shit over it.

Nope, still stupid.

Fandyien

king of the hill: the game

Sweeney Tom

Zombies vs Nazis vs Cowboys vs Aliens vs Indians vs Muslims vs Gandhi vs Jesus vs Satan

Inside a Thunderdome

BlankZoe

That is

the dumbest idea

Buttlord

Fandyien wrote:

king of the hill: the game

A point and click adventure where you play as Hank Hill, trying to maintain some sense of normalcy in your insane Texas town.

Points awarded for determining whether or not that boy is right

Ubik

there was a book i read as a kid about like some murders or something and some kid had to go into a virtual reality fantasy MMO game to solve it

i would make the game in that book

Stale

with titties

Avraham

Discworld RPG

You're a newcomer to Ankh-Morpork. Pick your race, join a guild, or the Watch, or the army.

Algertman

Blankzilla wrote:

That is

the dumbest idea

It would involve Tim Schafer. So people would buy it before even a piece of art has been seen. In fact video game reviewers are already writing perfect score reviews for my game right now.

Ubik

Algertman wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

That is

the dumbest idea

It would involve Tim Schafer. So people would buy it before even a piece of art has been seen. In fact video game reviewers are already writing perfect score reviews for my game right now.

are you cameron davis?

Melding

co-op based sci-fi dinosaur shooter.

the follow up has wizards.

Virgil_Leads_You

An X game, with an Armored Core level of customization, a huge galaxy, and server-based multiplayer.

Vixx

I would basically make Mass Effect 2 again

but with more Garrus and less everyone else

Artreus

Ubik wrote:

Algertman wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

That is

the dumbest idea

It would involve Tim Schafer. So people would buy it before even a piece of art has been seen. In fact video game reviewers are already writing perfect score reviews for my game right now.

are you cameron davis?

:^:

The Lovely Bastard

I would make nothing and run off like a thief in the night with all that cash

I would live in a sweet loft somewhere without extradition laws and indulge in every vice imaginable until one of them killed me

I would will all my debt to @blankzilla

Avraham

Cucumber Quest

Algertman

Ubik wrote:

Algertman wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

That is

the dumbest idea

It would involve Tim Schafer. So people would buy it before even a piece of art has been seen. In fact video game reviewers are already writing perfect score reviews for my game right now.

are you cameron davis?

Yu Suzuki.

Abracadaniel

Algertman wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

That is

the dumbest idea

It would involve Tim Schafer. So people would buy it before even a piece of art has been seen. In fact video game reviewers are already writing perfect score reviews for my game right now.

Oh this is some kind of snide comment on Double Fine's Kickstarter project.

Eat a bag of dicks, guy.

Avraham

A game where you have to save your best friend, who's stuck in a tree!

Mr Fuzzbutt

Stale wrote:

with titties

Well there was that one graphics upgrade mod that changed the character models, and the midwives just happened to have their tits out.

Munkus Beaver

I would make a Super Smash Brothers type game that was perfectly balanced so that every character was viable and I would use every character from every work of fiction or nonfiction that I enjoy.

crwth

algertman's pro thread maker

Abracadaniel

crwth wrote:

algertman's pro thread maker: turbo edition

Vixx

Algertman wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

That is

the dumbest idea

It would involve Tim Schafer. So people would buy it before even a piece of art has been seen. In fact video game reviewers are already writing perfect score reviews for my game right now.

man did you really just take a shit on Schafer

because now my dream video game is one where you are a dragon and I am a dragonborn dragonkilling hater of dragons

Vixx

Algertman wrote:

I am going to design a game where you play as the controller and have to convince the the guy playing the game in the game to step away from it and salvage his life before it's too late. It takes 100 hours of playing the game to accomplish this. At the end of the game after you beat it you actually lose because the game was about you.

meta

Algertman

Smart Hero wrote:

Algertman wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

That is

the dumbest idea

It would involve Tim Schafer. So people would buy it before even a piece of art has been seen. In fact video game reviewers are already writing perfect score reviews for my game right now.

Oh this is some kind of snide comment on Double Fine's Kickstarter project.

Eat a bag of dicks, guy.

I'm just trying to get people interest in my game. I tried Peter Molyneux but he kept trying to put Milo in my game.

Vixx

Tube threatened to infract everyone who posted in an obviously bad thread without reporting it

but even though the OP's opinions are terribad

I can see great potential for this thread

what do I do

Munkus Beaver

Algertman wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

That is

the dumbest idea

It would involve Tim Schafer. So people would buy it before even a piece of art has been seen. In fact video game reviewers are already writing perfect score reviews for my game right now.

Ok, you are straight up dumb.

Brolo

Algertman wrote:

Smart Hero wrote:

Algertman wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

That is

the dumbest idea

It would involve Tim Schafer. So people would buy it before even a piece of art has been seen. In fact video game reviewers are already writing perfect score reviews for my game right now.

Oh this is some kind of snide comment on Double Fine's Kickstarter project.

Eat a bag of dicks, guy.

I'm just trying to get people interest in my game. I tried Peter Molyneux but he kept trying to put Milo in my game.

You're being pretty silly.

Algertman

Smart Hero wrote:

crwth wrote:

algertman's pro thread maker: turbo edition

For .99 on iOS. Angry Birds gets dethroned.

Fandyien

bonghits the game

Fandyien

doritos challenge level

Melding

guys, none of you are suggesting enough games with dinosaurs in them.

I'm disappointed in all of you.