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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Eddy wrote:
    Sarksus wrote: »
    OH MY GOD

    I was putting Aaron's cupcakes in wrong

    which means I was even on calories last night, not over

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    They go in your mouth...

    The only mystery about a date with you is why you just busted into the bedroom with a sheet cake and a raised eyebrow

    If a lady did this to me, I'd grab her in a passionate embrace, knocking the cake to the floor. Then we'd fall to the ground together and roll in it, alternately making out and shoveling down the confection.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    "Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science."

    I want a movie about Nikola Tesla and I want him to be played by david bowie.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I got yelled at at a pizza hut today. Turns out that's not an appropriate place to masturbate.

    Whoa! Wait a minute...

    Pizza Hut? Gross.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Sorry about your date, Winky you'll find someone some day :(

    I'm not convinced she doesn't like me, but she did bail really early : /

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Winky focus on a the specific point in the date where you think there was a connection. Now investigate that moment. Did you imagine it or really see it? Was it all in your head or not?

    >: (

    I'll just text her tomorrow, jerks.

    Did you text her after the date? The "Thanks, I had fun!" text?

    Is this necessary?

    This strange to me, and if she actually did ditch me would seem really pathetic.

    So what actually happened? I am bloody curious now.

    Nothing interesting. It's just that we seemed to really hit it off for like an hour and then she was all "Gotta go home and study for an exam tomorrow" and she left. Couldn't tell if she just ditched me.

    But tomorrow is President's Day.

  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Registered User regular
    Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

    I'm gonna cry

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    I got yelled at at a pizza hut today. Turns out that's not an appropriate place to masturbate.

    Whoa! Wait a minute...

    Pizza Hut? Gross.

    I find it really hard to believe that anyone could become aroused in a Pizza Hut.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Winky focus on a the specific point in the date where you think there was a connection. Now investigate that moment. Did you imagine it or really see it? Was it all in your head or not?

    >: (

    I'll just text her tomorrow, jerks.

    Did you text her after the date? The "Thanks, I had fun!" text?

    Is this necessary?

    This strange to me, and if she actually did ditch me would seem really pathetic.

    So what actually happened? I am bloody curious now.

    Nothing interesting. It's just that we seemed to really hit it off for like an hour and then she was all "Gotta go home and study for an exam tomorrow" and she left. Couldn't tell if she just ditched me.

    Could be perfectly true. Just text her tomorrow. And don't worry too much about it.

    I think I kind of did this to the girl I was working a project with today. We finished around 5 and she was headed one way and was heading the other way. And she was kind of got this sad look on her face as we parted.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    So I just got round to reading Mojo's thesis....his opening foreword is the opening narration from The Prestige.

    In context, this is unimaginably awesome.

    wait what

    awesome

    Right!?

    It's this whole level of meta-trolling.

    I don't even know how to top that.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Winky focus on a the specific point in the date where you think there was a connection. Now investigate that moment. Did you imagine it or really see it? Was it all in your head or not?

    >: (

    I'll just text her tomorrow, jerks.

    Did you text her after the date? The "Thanks, I had fun!" text?

    Is this necessary?

    This strange to me, and if she actually did ditch me would seem really pathetic.

    So what actually happened? I am bloody curious now.

    Nothing interesting. It's just that we seemed to really hit it off for like an hour and then she was all "Gotta go home and study for an exam tomorrow" and she left. Couldn't tell if she just ditched me.

    But tomorrow is President's Day.

    Don't know if this is a joke, but I have school tomorrow.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Hahahahaha, the scene where Kirk is reacting to the vaccine and keeps getting stabbed with needles is fucking amazing.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    "Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science."

    I want a movie about Nikola Tesla and I want him to be played by david bowie.

    I really like this idea.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I got yelled at at a pizza hut today. Turns out that's not an appropriate place to masturbate.

    Whoa! Wait a minute...

    Pizza Hut? Gross.

    I find it really hard to believe that anyone could become aroused in a Pizza Hut.

    To be fair, I was aroused ahead of time.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Winky wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Winky focus on a the specific point in the date where you think there was a connection. Now investigate that moment. Did you imagine it or really see it? Was it all in your head or not?

    >: (

    I'll just text her tomorrow, jerks.

    Did you text her after the date? The "Thanks, I had fun!" text?

    Is this necessary?

    This strange to me, and if she actually did ditch me would seem really pathetic.

    So what actually happened? I am bloody curious now.

    Nothing interesting. It's just that we seemed to really hit it off for like an hour and then she was all "Gotta go home and study for an exam tomorrow" and she left. Couldn't tell if she just ditched me.

    But tomorrow is President's Day.

    joking reply:
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    serious reply: not all schools close for president's day, viz., those america-hating private institutions

    Eddy on
    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Oh, shit I just remembered tomorrow is Presidents Day. So uhhh...is there school tomorrow?

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I got yelled at at a pizza hut today. Turns out that's not an appropriate place to masturbate.

    Whoa! Wait a minute...

    Pizza Hut? Gross.

    I find it really hard to believe that anyone could become aroused in a Pizza Hut.

    Some people get off on dark shit. I can kinda see it.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

    I'm gonna cry

    What happened?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    "Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science."

    I want a movie about Nikola Tesla and I want him to be played by david bowie.

    I really like this idea.

    ftOqU21.png
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    If you're not joking man, that's really creepy and weird

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    If you're not joking man, that's really creepy and weird

    i'll show you creepy and wierd

  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    If you're not joking man, that's really creepy and weird

    i'll show you creepy and wierd

    (they're the names of his testicles)

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    If you're not joking man, that's really creepy and weird

    Assuming you're talking to me, no, I did not masturbate in a Pizza Hut.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I can never tell when people are joking about their social habits

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    I can never tell when people are joking about their social habits

    I just bathed in the blood of a virgin walrus to secure a spot in university.

  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    what is a good franchise fast-food joint to masturbate in?

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    The only pizza chain good for I masturbate in is Papa Johns.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    The only pizza chain good for I masturbate in is Papa Johns.

    It has to be good for something.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    what is a good franchise fast-food joint to masturbate in?

    Chuck E. Cheese's.

    If you're waist-deep in the ball pit, nobody will be the wiser.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    what is a good franchise fast-food joint to masturbate in?

    Wank Burger

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    "Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science."

    I want a movie about Nikola Tesla and I want him to be played by david bowie.

    I really like this idea.


    I've always loved the idea that if it hadn't gone down the way it did, Tesla would have brought about some sort of freaky free energy system.

    But since a buck could be made it could not come to pass.

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Eddy wrote:
    I can never tell when people are joking about their social habits

    I just bathed in the blood of a virgin walrus to secure a spot in university.

    The only surprising part about this post is that you didn't fuck the walrus.

  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

    I'm gonna cry

    What happened?

    I'm gonna start college again in like two weeks. I've been out of the system for a few years now, because I couldn't take the emotional stress I got there. It's starting to get to me that I don't feel I've made any progress in dealing with that situation, even though it's just normal by most people's standards.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    "Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science."

    I want a movie about Nikola Tesla and I want him to be played by david bowie.

    I really like this idea.


    I've always loved the idea that if it hadn't gone down the way it did, Tesla would have brought about some sort of freaky free energy system.

    But since a buck could be made it could not come to pass.

    Really? Because I think this is one of the dumbest parts of the movie.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    i masturbate in a business only on the third visit

    im not a tramp

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    "Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science."

    I want a movie about Nikola Tesla and I want him to be played by david bowie.

    I really like this idea.


    I've always loved the idea that if it hadn't gone down the way it did, Tesla would have brought about some sort of freaky free energy system.

    But since a buck could be made it could not come to pass.

    the TL;DR being:

    Fucking capitalism.

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    I am going to be deliberating over whether this chick is into me or not all night.

    That is, until I start doing something else and promptly forget about it.

    But right now I'm going to be all neurotic about it.

    You should send her about a million messages. And leave some voice mail. And make her a mix cd. And wish her good luck with her test. And send her a funny picture that made you think of her.

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

    I'm gonna cry

    What happened?

    I'm gonna start college again in like two weeks. I've been out of the system for a few years now, because I couldn't take the emotional stress I got there. It's starting to get to me that I don't feel I've made any progress in dealing with that situation, even though it's just normal by most people's standards.

    Are you being treated for anxiety?

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    "Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science."

    I want a movie about Nikola Tesla and I want him to be played by david bowie.

    I really like this idea.


    I've always loved the idea that if it hadn't gone down the way it did, Tesla would have brought about some sort of freaky free energy system.

    But since a buck could be made it could not come to pass.

    the TL;DR being:

    Fucking capitalism.

    If it were truly possible and not a technological dead end, surely someone would have produced it by now?

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    I am going to be deliberating over whether this chick is into me or not all night.

    That is, until I start doing something else and promptly forget about it.

    But right now I'm going to be all neurotic about it.

    You should send her about a million messages. And leave some voice mail. And make her a mix cd. And wish her good luck with her test. And send her a funny picture that made you think of her.

    Only if the picture features cats.

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