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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    wandering on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ok i am gonna try to have some dry toast. if i can't keep it down i will see my GP.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    DEPRESSING NEWS TIME
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    This is Oksana Makar.

    Three weeks ago she was taken against her will where three men raped her, then tried to strangle her, wrapped her in a blanket, dumped her in a ditch by a construction site, and lit her on fire.

    The next day a passerby heard whimpering coming from the construction site.

    She made it to the hospital but with severe damage. The doctors had to amputate both her legs and her arm in the struggle to save her life.

    She died today.

    Two men have been arrested, but let go. The police claims this was because of lack of evidence, but a lot of people are claiming corruption, as they're both sons of important ukrainian politicians.

    Oh god I just read that news story 10 minutes ago.

    Honestly, how do you get to a point where you can let this go? OK maybe you let an acquaintance away with a speeding ticket. But shouldn't your choice as a cop largely be to either arrest the guys or take them in an alley and shoot them in the head?

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Alas Star Trek: The Experience closed down.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Alas Star Trek: The Experience closed down.

    its one fan was devastated. He's going to be even more crushed when STO closes down

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    hanskeyhanskey Registered User regular
    DVD structure protection is a pile of dicks.
    Fucking hi5!

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Alas Star Trek: The Experience closed down.

    its one fan was devastated. He's going to be even more crushed when STO closes down

    :cry:

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    hanskeyhanskey Registered User regular
    How does twitter work? Do I want a twitter?
    Yeah ... I couldn't figure it out in the 10 minutes I allowed myself, so I'll never know ...

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    DEPRESSING NEWS TIME
    rVNbbCO3-RP_vZym-GC_FALzpkZXAu26tl5U0QgjZLdQ.jpg

    This is Oksana Makar.

    Three weeks ago she was taken against her will where three men raped her, then tried to strangle her, wrapped her in a blanket, dumped her in a ditch by a construction site, and lit her on fire.

    The next day a passerby heard whimpering coming from the construction site.

    She made it to the hospital but with severe damage. The doctors had to amputate both her legs and her arm in the struggle to save her life.

    She died today.

    Two men have been arrested, but let go. The police claims this was because of lack of evidence, but a lot of people are claiming corruption, as they're both sons of important ukrainian politicians.

    Oh god I just read that news story 10 minutes ago.

    Honestly, how do you get to a point where you can let this go? OK maybe you let an acquaintance away with a speeding ticket. But shouldn't your choice as a cop largely be to either arrest the guys or take them in an alley and shoot them in the head?

    don't underestimate just how much hurt an angry local politician can do to you in a corrupt country

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    hanskeyhanskey Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    DEPRESSING NEWS TIME
    rVNbbCO3-RP_vZym-GC_FALzpkZXAu26tl5U0QgjZLdQ.jpg

    This is Oksana Makar.

    Three weeks ago she was taken against her will where three men raped her, then tried to strangle her, wrapped her in a blanket, dumped her in a ditch by a construction site, and lit her on fire.

    The next day a passerby heard whimpering coming from the construction site.

    She made it to the hospital but with severe damage. The doctors had to amputate both her legs and her arm in the struggle to save her life.

    She died today.

    Two men have been arrested, but let go. The police claims this was because of lack of evidence, but a lot of people are claiming corruption, as they're both sons of important ukrainian politicians.

    Oh god I just read that news story 10 minutes ago.

    Honestly, how do you get to a point where you can let this go? OK maybe you let an acquaintance away with a speeding ticket. But shouldn't your choice as a cop largely be to either arrest the guys or take them in an alley and shoot them in the head?
    corruption?

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    hanskey wrote: »
    How does twitter work? Do I want a twitter?
    Yeah ... I couldn't figure it out in the 10 minutes I allowed myself, so I'll never know ...

    I only use it so I can follow people on my phone, I have not actually tweeted. It's pretty simple, you set up an account, find someone you want to follow and hit the follow button, then whenever I'm extraordinarily bored I can slide over to my feed and see if there's any interesting news.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    hanskeyhanskey Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    oh my god, this owl's expression

    attenborough is describing these rabbit-like animals, they apparently appropriate old burrowing owl's tunnels for a group colony but the owls don't seem to object too much. So the rodents are fighting etc. and the owls are just sitting in the center looking, I don't know, you tell me:
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    that is the fucking coolest raptor I've heard of!

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I dislike not being able to download podcasts from blip anymore.

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    hanskeyhanskey Registered User regular
    Ahhhh fuck Dave Mustane is a "Birther"

    EDIT:

    FUCK ME
    In the new interview, Mustaine said that Santourm “…just looks like he could be a really cool president, kinda like a JFK type of guy.”
    OMG! Mustaine is so fucking stoopid.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Man, my old exercise routine was so shit.

    With P90X I sweat and get sore three times as much in the same time.

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    hanskeyhanskey Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    hanskey wrote: »
    How does twitter work? Do I want a twitter?
    Yeah ... I couldn't figure it out in the 10 minutes I allowed myself, so I'll never know ...

    I only use it so I can follow people on my phone, I have not actually tweeted. It's pretty simple, you set up an account, find someone you want to follow and hit the follow button, then whenever I'm extraordinarily bored I can slide over to my feed and see if there's any interesting news.
    Damn! Willful ignorance ended ...


    and as a bonus I now get to feel like an idiot ... :twisted:

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    toast has been in my stomach for about 3 minutes. MOMENT OF TRUTH.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    You think you have problems? You don't have to deal with Repto-men everyday.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    toast has been in my stomach for about 3 minutes. MOMENT OF TRUTH.

    YOU CAN DO IT

    err

    YOU CAN NOT DO IT THIS TIME BECAUSE "IT" IS THE PUKING

    I am not sure how to phrase my support

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    hanskeyhanskey Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    toast has been in my stomach for about 3 minutes. MOMENT OF TRUTH.
    Do you have no "herbal" medicine for nausea? I understand that nothing works as well.

    Then again, if you are all worried about security clearances, then maybe that's not an option and then you shall be pitied

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I like the woman in the back. I believe she is attempting to assault the lizard man with a long distance psychic elbow thrust.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    hanskey wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    toast has been in my stomach for about 3 minutes. MOMENT OF TRUTH.
    Do you have no "herbal" medicine for nausea? I understand that nothing works as well.

    Then again, if you are all worried about security clearances, then maybe that's not an option and then you shall be pitied

    eat raw ginger

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    hanskeyhanskey Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    toast has been in my stomach for about 3 minutes. MOMENT OF TRUTH.

    YOU CAN DO IT

    err

    YOU CAN NOT DO IT THIS TIME BECAUSE "IT" IS THE PUKING

    I am not sure how to phrase my support
    That mono should be in Parks & Rec or 30 Rock. I lol'd

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    hanskeyhanskey Registered User regular
    hanskey wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    toast has been in my stomach for about 3 minutes. MOMENT OF TRUTH.
    Do you have no "herbal" medicine for nausea? I understand that nothing works as well.

    Then again, if you are all worried about security clearances, then maybe that's not an option and then you shall be pitied

    eat raw ginger
    Shit, I forgot about that. Not as reliable, from what I hear, but no security concerns! Good Call!! :)

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Ludious wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Alas Star Trek: The Experience closed down.

    its one fan was devastated. He's going to be even more crushed when STO closes down
    It was pretty friggen cool! At least when I was 12. Spoiler tagged because it might be coming back:
    For the Next Generation ride you're shuffled into a boring unadorned room, and there's tv-screens that tell you you're about to go through the automatic doors and board the simulator ride, please buckle your seat belts when you sit down, etc.....but then the room goes dark and there's loud noise and rushing air and you don't know what's going on and then bam! you're standing in the transporter room of the Starship Enterprise. A confused Starfleet officer is staring at you.

    wandering on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    toast has been in my stomach for about 3 minutes. MOMENT OF TRUTH.

    YOU CAN DO IT

    err

    YOU CAN NOT DO IT THIS TIME BECAUSE "IT" IS THE PUKING

    I am not sure how to phrase my support

    "Eh, you'll live."

    Psn:wazukki
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    my building is so dang pleasant

    the maintenance and cleaning guy shuts one of the elevators down to clean it, opens it, steps in and goes "oh come on!"

    I expect there to be a poop or something so as he walks out i take a peek

    it's absolutely normal

    the guy is like 'oh sorry i just forgot my windex :)'

    seeing how my last building was literally run by the mafia this is such a nice change of pace

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I want to fucking kill the people who made Origin. The damn thing says that my email has an account attached to it like it should, but when it is supposed to send me a goddamn email to reset the password, I never get the goddamn email.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Eating raw ginger: if you didn't want to throw up before, you will now.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Things I learned from Draw Something:

    DK doesn't know what a trombone looks like.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    toast has been in my stomach for about 3 minutes. MOMENT OF TRUTH.

    YOU CAN DO IT

    err

    YOU CAN NOT DO IT THIS TIME BECAUSE "IT" IS THE PUKING

    I am not sure how to phrase my support

    You encourage his rapid progress toward his goal weight, obviously!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Things I learned from Draw Something:

    DK doesn't know what a trombone looks like.

    tromboner

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Eating raw ginger: if you didn't want to throw up before, you will now.

    why must you ruin everything I love

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I still can't believe @desc got "rapture" last night.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I want to fucking kill the people who made Origin. The damn thing says that my email has an account attached to it like it should, but when it is supposed to send me a goddamn email to reset the password, I never get the goddamn email.

    Try doing it through the website instead of the client.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I want to fucking kill the people who made Origin. The damn thing says that my email has an account attached to it like it should, but when it is supposed to send me a goddamn email to reset the password, I never get the goddamn email.

    I had an account with the Pirate Bay. Didn't use it for months. When I went back to log in a while ago, it said my account name/password was wrong. Tried to recover my account, it said my e-mail address wasn't registered, so I tried registering it again and it said my e-mail address was already registered.

    So, when I try to recover the account, it doesn't exist, but when I try to remake it, it totally does.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Last night I dreamed that Kanye West opened up a restaurant. It was "hibachi" style in the sense the chef cooked in front of you at your table. On certain weekends you could actually get Kanye West to cook for you.

    We were "lucky" enough for this. He got us through two courses and I was surprised at how good of a cook he was. But then he got bored and wandered off and we never got our entree

    so I was all like FUCK KANYE WEST

    and he only had carrot cake for dessert and it was $30 a slice.

    Did you hear about his new WHOIS service?

    n..no?

    Check it out. Whodat.biz

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    hanskeyhanskey Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    @Couscous wrote: »
    I want to fucking kill the people who made Origin. The damn thing says that my email has an account attached to it like it should, but when it is supposed to send me a goddamn email to reset the password, I never get the goddamn email.
    Plus you've given them permission, by installing Origin and agreeing to the EULA, to scan your hard drives and report back to EA everything it finds, and you've also given them permission to sell that info to third parties (which includes law enforcement and intelligence agencies, as well as anti-piracy industry watchdogs).

    Don't restrict yourself to just the current annoyance ... there are plenty of reasons to hate EA and Origin.

    hanskey on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    hanskey wrote: »
    @Couscous wrote: »
    I want to fucking kill the people who made Origin. The damn thing says that my email has an account attached to it like it should, but when it is supposed to send me a goddamn email to reset the password, I never get the goddamn email.
    Plus you've given them permission, by installing Origin and agreeing to the EULA, to scan your hard drives and report back to EA everything it finds, and you've also given them permission to sell that info to third parties (which includes law enforcement and intelligence agencies, as well as anti-piracy industry watchdogs).

    Don't restrict yourself to just the current annoyance ... there are plenty of reasons to hate EA and Origin.

    oh shit my pornography

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Things I learned from Draw Something:

    DK doesn't know what a trombone looks like.

    It was a test, you see. So the bell was out near the end of the slide and the pipe didn't rotate 90 degrees. You figured it out.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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