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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mars is kind of boring though

    I want a sci-fi saga that takes place somewhere nuts like Jupiter or Saturn or hell I'd even take Venus

    I recommend Ben Bova's Grand Tour. There are books on the moon, the asteroids, and almost all the planets.

    Oh. My. God.

    Yes.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    Man, these guys at college are so weaksauce, aside from ugly.

    They all look like stoners but all of them got scared of me when I told them I'm not opposed to smoking pot.

    what the fuck college are you at where the students are scared of pot

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    I fell the need to post this its so good, I forgot how good it was until I just heard it on the radio

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWK1jJiGKPM

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Man, these guys at college are so weaksauce, aside from ugly.

    They all look like stoners but all of them got scared of me when I told them I'm not opposed to smoking pot.

    what the fuck college are you at where the students are scared of pot

    That's the weird thing. They're not even christians. Some of the guys I'm talking about have ear tunnels and are covered in tattoos.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    terrier are they really ALL terrible?

    i'd recommend trying to see past their stonerness and mediocre appearance!

    having friends is delightful :9

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Chu did you go to the doctor

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    My friend actually went to a Christian college, and all of her roommates smoked pot.

    They were all pretty afraid of porn, though, and those who weren't were flummoxed by the net nanny-style software that was used to block access to it on the school's network.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    If you fell from 40 meters on Mars, you would almost certainly die.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    So they are trying to make a sequel to Twins (The DeVito Schwarzenegger movie from the 80s for you youngins.) called Triplets.

    The triplet in question?

    Eddie Murphy.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    terrier are they really ALL terrible?

    i'd recommend trying to see past their stonerness and mediocre appearance!

    having friends is delightful :9

    Oh I get along with them just fine. We talk and stuff. Hell, I even think I'm going to their party tomorrow.

    I just don't want their hands on me.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mars is kind of boring though

    I want a sci-fi saga that takes place somewhere nuts like Jupiter or Saturn or hell I'd even take Venus

    I recommend Ben Bova's Grand Tour. There are books on the moon, the asteroids, and almost all the planets.

    Oh. My. God.

    Yes.

    First book of the Asteroid Wars...

    The Precipice

    Should probably read the Luna books first. Moonrise is first and then Moonwar.
    Moonrise


    Also there are books like Saturn, Venus and Mars which are the same universe but are enclosed stories.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    EDIT: Damnit LUDIOUS!

    OM MY GOD

    TWINS sequel TRIPLETS moving forward with Schwarzenegger, DeVito and...





    ... EDDIE MURPHY?!?

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    BEATEN BLOODY

    BEATEN LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL

    I BEAT YOU

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Day 2 of Pristiq. Feel like garbage.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So they are trying to make a sequel to Twins (The DeVito Schwarzenegger movie from the 80s for you youngins.) called Triplets.

    The triplet in question?

    Eddie Murphy.

    Eddie Murphy has not been in a profitable film in over a decade, this is like 100% for sure someone's elaborate The Producers-esque plot.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mars is kind of boring though

    I want a sci-fi saga that takes place somewhere nuts like Jupiter or Saturn or hell I'd even take Venus

    I recommend Ben Bova's Grand Tour. There are books on the moon, the asteroids, and almost all the planets.

    Oh. My. God.

    Yes.

    First book of the Asteroid Wars...

    The Precipice

    Should probably read the Luna books first. Moonrise is first and then Moonwar.
    Moonrise


    Also there are books like Saturn, Venus and Mars which are the same universe but are enclosed stories.

    Very interested. Thanks!

    I'm gonna try to get them asap.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    terrier are they really ALL terrible?

    i'd recommend trying to see past their stonerness and mediocre appearance!

    having friends is delightful :9

    Oh I get along with them just fine. We talk and stuff. Hell, I even think I'm going to their party tomorrow.

    I just don't want their hands on me.

    ...why are they touching you

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I still like Eddie Murphy.

    Trading Places earned him twenty years of positive feelings in my book.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    terrier are they really ALL terrible?

    i'd recommend trying to see past their stonerness and mediocre appearance!

    having friends is delightful :9

    Oh I get along with them just fine. We talk and stuff. Hell, I even think I'm going to their party tomorrow.

    I just don't want their hands on me.

    ...why are they touching you

    They're not.

    But if they do I'll sue them for sexual assault.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Film students get fucked up a lot. Tomorrow some of us start drinking at noon. Gonna be a good, long day.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    @Disco Terrier Another good one that has one of the Jupiter's moons but is depressing as hell is Stephen Baxter's Titan.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Hello chat.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    terrier are they really ALL terrible?

    i'd recommend trying to see past their stonerness and mediocre appearance!

    having friends is delightful :9

    Oh I get along with them just fine. We talk and stuff. Hell, I even think I'm going to their party tomorrow.

    I just don't want their hands on me.

    ...why are they touching you

    They're not.

    But if they do I'll sue them for sexual assault.

    Uh...well I'm sure they won't?I mean, is that a big concern of yours with these people?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2012
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chu did you go to the doctor

    i'm stupid so i did not. i feel at least a little better. only barfed once since lunch. still no pain. i'd rather avoid a doctor's trip if i can. i am fucking sick of doctors at the moment unless i feel like it's scarily-serious.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    terrier are they really ALL terrible?

    i'd recommend trying to see past their stonerness and mediocre appearance!

    having friends is delightful :9

    Oh I get along with them just fine. We talk and stuff. Hell, I even think I'm going to their party tomorrow.

    I just don't want their hands on me.

    ...why are they touching you

    They're not.

    But if they do I'll sue them for sexual assault.

    Wow

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Man, the Top Gear episode were they build a super snow plower is so ridiculous I feel parts of it must be staged.

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Man, when I have kids, I need to have constant supervision.

    For some reason, I didn't think babies needed water when they were infants and just breast milk/formula. My parents were all D: when they saw that I was completely clueless about that.

    Infants don't need water. They don't need any extra water until they start on solids.

    Even in very hot countries like mine.

    I think it's your parents who need supervision.

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
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    dis is me

    ok i lied but thats a sick dunk bros

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chu did you go to the doctor

    i'm stupid so i did not. i feel at least a little better. only barfed once since lunch. still no pain. i'd rather avoid a doctor's trip if i can. i am fucking sick of doctors at the moment unless i feel like it's scarily-serious.

    organichu

    you have not been able to hold down food for days

    what

    you have medicaid stop this

    If you die I will kill you

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    @Disco Terrier Another good one that has one of the Jupiter's moons but is depressing as hell is Stephen Baxter's Titan.

    Thanks again, I'm a sucker for humans conquering the solar system.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    terrier are they really ALL terrible?

    i'd recommend trying to see past their stonerness and mediocre appearance!

    having friends is delightful :9

    Oh I get along with them just fine. We talk and stuff. Hell, I even think I'm going to their party tomorrow.

    I just don't want their hands on me.

    ...why are they touching you

    They're not.

    But if they do I'll sue them for sexual assault.

    Uh...well I'm sure they won't?I mean, is that a big concern of yours with these people?

    Nah it's not. I'm just saying.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Man, when I have kids, I need to have constant supervision.

    For some reason, I didn't think babies needed water when they were infants and just breast milk/formula. My parents were all D: when they saw that I was completely clueless about that.

    Infants don't need water. They don't need any extra water until they start on solids.

    Even in very hot countries like mine.

    I think it's your parents who need supervision.

    Maybe we were talking about babies and not infants. I don't know, the conversation was a bit ago.

    But my sis and I are okay so, it's all good.

    Though I'm not leaving my kids alone with my dad, given that he likes to pull pranks on little kids.

    *shudder*

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    a dad that doesn't pull pranks on little kids is a dad devoid of love

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    terrier are they really ALL terrible?

    i'd recommend trying to see past their stonerness and mediocre appearance!

    having friends is delightful :9

    Oh I get along with them just fine. We talk and stuff. Hell, I even think I'm going to their party tomorrow.

    I just don't want their hands on me.

    ...why are they touching you

    They're not.

    But if they do I'll sue them for sexual assault.

    Wow

    Some of us are not afraid of hyperbole.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    also if you fell 40 meters on mars youd hit the ground at about 17 m/s

    so thats roughly a 14 meter fall on earth

    brutal legend

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    a dad that doesn't pull pranks on little kids is a dad devoid of love

    He had one prank that just went too far.

    My sister is lucky she came second :|

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Look at this kid, how handsome is this kid!

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    I wonder what it's like to have a wacky ass family like Mim does.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    a dad that doesn't pull pranks on little kids is a dad devoid of love

    He had one prank that just went too far.

    My sister is lucky she came second :|

    "hahaha, you thought you were a boy!" *snip* ?

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