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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
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    I would hate to have sex on that thing. I'd be very afraid it would just fall out underneath me and that'd be the story I'd tell my first born on how they were conceived.

    It's a floor.

    Whatever. I don't trust it just like I don't trust stairs that have those weird gaps between each step.

    I cling to the banister when I walk up those kinds of things. Heaven help me if it's one of those modern staircases that have no banister and has the gaps between the stairs.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    the bathroom in that apartment is a rowing machine

    to make it flush you have to row a 10k

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I would hate to have sex on that thing. I'd be very afraid it would just fall out underneath me and that'd be the story I'd tell my first born on how they were conceived.

    It's a floor.

    Whatever. I don't trust it just like I don't trust stairs that have those weird gaps between each step.

    I cling to the banister when I walk up those kinds of things. Heaven help me if it's one of those modern staircases that have no banister and has the gaps between the stairs.

    I don't trust them either but not because I am afraid of heights.

    It's because my dad is really tall and he used to grab at my feet from below when I was at the top of the stairs.

    I still jump the last step.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    What's the word for a reverse phobia? Is there one?

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    that guy doesn't raise the bar very high

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I would hate to have sex on that thing. I'd be very afraid it would just fall out underneath me and that'd be the story I'd tell my first born on how they were conceived.

    It's a floor.

    Whatever. I don't trust it just like I don't trust stairs that have those weird gaps between each step.

    I cling to the banister when I walk up those kinds of things. Heaven help me if it's one of those modern staircases that have no banister and has the gaps between the stairs.

    I don't trust them either but not because I am afraid of heights.

    It's because my dad is really tall and he used to grab at my feet from below when I was at the top of the stairs.

    I still jump the last step.

    my dog (may he rest in peace) fell through the cracks in those stairs. It just confirmed everything I feared about them.

    (he didn't die from that incident)

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
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    I thought I had the best apartment. I don't. This is the best apartment.

    Assassin creed bedroom.

    Gotta free run onto the desk then jump to the rung in order to go to bed.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    What's the word for a reverse phobia? Is there one?

    -phelia would be the closest i guess

    although i suppose it's possible to be a pheliaphobe or a phobophelia

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    What's the word for a reverse phobia? Is there one?

    -phelia would be the closest i guess

    although i suppose it's possible to be a pheliaphobe or a phobophelia

    phelia? Do you mean philia? Can't find -phelia anywhere.

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    What's the word for a reverse phobia? Is there one?

    What do you mean "reverse phobia?" I thought "philia" was basically it.

    Or do you mean when things are scared of you?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    The Where the Wild things are video reminded me of how weird and dark the movie was. It added all this heartbreaking subtext and made really explicit the way that the monsters represent the worst in humanity. Creepy as fuck too.

    I would be afraid to show that movie to a child.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    What's the word for a reverse phobia? Is there one?

    What do you mean "reverse phobia?" I thought "philia" was basically it.

    Or do you mean when things are scared of you?

    when I'm irrationally not scared by something

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    so last night I summarized my childhood

    http://the90sinanutshell.ytmnd.com/

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    heights, in my case

    I am not afraid of heights to the point where it poses a serious risk to my health and wellbeing.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    so last night I summarized my childhood

    http://the90sinanutshell.ytmnd.com/

    I think you just summarized mine, too.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    You could probably put a collapsible ladder some where near by for the nights you have to climb up.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    What's the word for a reverse phobia? Is there one?

    -phelia would be the closest i guess

    although i suppose it's possible to be a pheliaphobe or a phobophelia

    phelia? Do you mean philia? Can't find -phelia anywhere.
    look under "O"

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    heights, in my case

    I am not afraid of heights to the point where it poses a serious risk to my health and wellbeing.

    Ah. Huh...can't think of one.

    But now I want there to be one.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
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    I thought I had the best apartment. I don't. This is the best apartment.

    Assassin creed bedroom.

    Gotta free run onto the desk then jump to the rung in order to go to bed.

    parkour!

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6OtiTrPk80

    This is a place I can recommend going.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    heights, in my case

    I am not afraid of heights to the point where it poses a serious risk to my health and wellbeing.

    wait, so you dislike heights but only mildly so?

    I think the extremely complicated technical term is "fear" but maybe I'm wrong

    *edit* ambivalence? antipathy?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    heights, in my case

    I am not afraid of heights to the point where it poses a serious risk to my health and wellbeing.

    wait, so you dislike heights but only mildly so?

    I think the extremely complicated technical term is "fear" but maybe I'm wrong

    no, there just is no fear

    there should be some fear.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I wanna live on mars. Because then I could fall off things as much as I want.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    heights, in my case

    I am not afraid of heights to the point where it poses a serious risk to my health and wellbeing.

    wait, so you dislike heights but only mildly so?

    I think the extremely complicated technical term is "fear" but maybe I'm wrong

    No, I think he's saying that he ISN'T afraid of heights even when he should be. And that is a problem.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I wanna live on mars. Because then I could fall off things as much as I want.

    John Carter was not a documentary!

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I wanna live on mars. Because then I could fall off things as much as I want.

    John Carter was not a documentary!

    Right, historical reenactment.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    Mars is kind of boring though

    I want a sci-fi saga that takes place somewhere nuts like Jupiter or Saturn or hell I'd even take Venus

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Man, these guys at college are so weaksauce, aside from ugly.

    They all look like stoners but all of them got scared of me when I told them I'm not opposed to smoking pot.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I wanna live on mars. Because then I could fall off things as much as I want.

    I just looked up the gravity there.

    I don't know why I thought it was so much higher than it is.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mars is kind of boring though

    I want a sci-fi saga that takes place somewhere nuts like Jupiter or Saturn or hell I'd even take Venus

    Their moons kick ass. They are some of the coolest places in the Solar System, after Earth and maybe Venus.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Man, these guys at college are so weaksauce, aside from ugly.

    They all look like stoners but all of them got scared of me when I told them I'm not opposed to smoking pot.

    because that sounds like a super NARCy thing to say

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6OtiTrPk80

    This is a place I can recommend going.

    I could go there and enjoy the view no problem.

    Until the cute girl left. Then I'd get my ass back to sea level.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Man, these guys at college are so weaksauce, aside from ugly.

    They all look like stoners but all of them got scared of me when I told them I'm not opposed to smoking pot.

    because that sounds like a super NARCy thing to say

    Uh, how so.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Man, these guys at college are so weaksauce, aside from ugly.

    They all look like stoners but all of them got scared of me when I told them I'm not opposed to smoking pot.

    because that sounds like a super NARCy thing to say

    Uh, how so.

    Yes gentlemen I would love to partake in this..mari-ju-wanna with you. Perhaps we can do it over here, next to this completely normal radio.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Mars is kind of boring though

    I want a sci-fi saga that takes place somewhere nuts like Jupiter or Saturn or hell I'd even take Venus

    I recommend Ben Bova's Grand Tour. There are books on the moon, the asteroids, and almost all the planets.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mars is kind of boring though

    I want a sci-fi saga that takes place somewhere nuts like Jupiter or Saturn or hell I'd even take Venus

    Their moons kick ass. They are some of the coolest places in the Solar System, after Earth and maybe Venus.

    Oh, and Saturns' rings are amazing. So's the planet. Prettiest thing in the system, I think.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Man, when I have kids, I need to have constant supervision.

    For some reason, I didn't think babies needed water when they were infants and just breast milk/formula. My parents were all D: when they saw that I was completely clueless about that.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Man, these guys at college are so weaksauce, aside from ugly.

    They all look like stoners but all of them got scared of me when I told them I'm not opposed to smoking pot.

    because that sounds like a super NARCy thing to say

    Uh, how so.

    Yes gentlemen I would love to partake in this..mari-ju-wanna with you. Perhaps we can do it over here, next to this completely normal radio.

    Uh, what kind of person do you think I am. Why did this sort of conversation become your go-to scenario.

    You're so weird.

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