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What would you do with $640 Million Dollars?

BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
edited March 2012 in Social Entropy++
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/30/us/mega-millions/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Lottery fever has hit my office big time with people going in with groups and purchasing hundreds of tickets. So far this morning, everyone has talked about what they would do with the money (with the most common answer being "quit my job").

But what about you? If you won the entire thing on your own, what would you do with the money?

I would pay off all the mortgages and car payments for my family (immediate and extended). Then I'd probably donate $5MM to various charities I've been involved with, as well as my university's business school. I'd probably throw some money to Penny Arcade and Child's Play as well, given that both have had an impact in my life for the past 10 years.

Oh and probably take a bunch of my friends (real life and SE++) on a bombass vacation somewhere.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I'd build a nice place to live and get a decent little car with good gas mileage.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I'd build a castle

  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    I would pay off my student loan. I would pay off my sister's student loan. I would pay off any debt that my parents have incurred.

    Then I would make my friends and everybody in my family a millionaire.

    I would invest the rest of my money, travel around the world and participate in random acts of kindness.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    stop throwing your money away on lottery tickets

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I would find something I actually enjoy doing

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    that's right, do what I say

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    also I'd buy you a green dress

    but not a real green dress

    that's cruel

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    I am proud to work at a place where nobody has even whispered about this

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Hundreds of dollars worth of tickets eh?

    I've never spent more than a dollar.

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Slider wrote: »
    I would pay off my student loan. I would pay off my sister's student loan. I would pay off any debt that my parents have incurred.

    Then I would make my friends and everybody in my family a millionaire.

    I would invest the rest of my money, travel around the world and participate in random acts of kindness.

    This, pretty much! Except a little less travelling. Oh, and I'd still work part-time.

    Also, buy a house. But a modest-sized house.

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I would build a house

    out of hundred dollar bills

  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    I've never bought a lottery ticket. I'd pay off my student loans and friends' and family's various loans and mortgages, but it makes me a bit sad to think about because I'll never have the money to do it!

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    I have a co-worker who wanted to play Lotto Ontario's Rock-Paper-Scissors lottery.

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    For each $3 play, customers select either Rock (R), Paper (P) or Scissors (S) or can choose the Quick Pick option for 14 rounds. Every night, OLG draws either Rock, Paper or Scissors for 14 rounds. R-P-S is not a traditional matching game. To win a round, the player's "throw" must beat OLG's "throw" - Rock beats Scissors, Scissors beat Paper, Paper beats Rock. RPS offers daily prizes of up to $1 million with a top prize for winning all 14 rounds. Other prizes are determined by the number of rounds won on the ticket. R-P-S prizing is limited to a maximum of three top prizes of up to $1 million and overall prize payout of $4 million per day.

    He insisted to me that he has a one-in-three chance of winning this game, and that if he bought three tickets he was guaranteed to win.

    I just stared at him for a bit.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    2 chicks at the same time.

    Dudes with money can make that happen.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Stick it in my ears and go "PBBBBTTTT"?

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pay off loans, buy a nice house, take some nice vacations, dramatically bid 10 million on the "appear in a comic" item at the Child's Play auction.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I'd buy a congressman and make them pass laws about how awesome I am.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Smart ass answer: pay lots and lots of taxes

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    idiot tax

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'd buy a congressman and make them pass laws about how awesome I am.

    Just buy a couple of escorts and have them tell you how awesome you are while they lick your nether parts.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'd buy a congressman and make them pass laws about how awesome I am.

    Just buy a couple of escorts and have them tell you how awesome you are while they lick your nether parts.

    Escorts?

    I'm buying the Bunny Ranch and raising my own crop nether parts lickers.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Yeah but then you gotta crop rotate with nether part awkward prodders and where's-the-nether-parts-again searchers

    It's not ideal

    Takes a lot of time investment

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I would become an asshole stockholder and live off capital gains

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    640,000,000 $1 hookers

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    I would become an asshole stockholder and live off capital gains

    this

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    i would become a hard line fiscal republican so fast it would make your head spin

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Yeah but then you gotta crop rotate with nether part awkward prodders and where's-the-nether-parts-again searchers

    It's not ideal

    Takes a lot of time investment

    Half the fun is raising them yourself. It's not only about the destination, but the journey to get those tongues to your nether-regions.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    the answer is clearly pay off your gambling debt and invest the remainder in even more lottery tickets

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    Make it rain so hard at strip clubs

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Yeah but then you gotta crop rotate with nether part awkward prodders and where's-the-nether-parts-again searchers

    It's not ideal

    Takes a lot of time investment

    Half the fun is raising them yourself. It's not only about the destination, but the journey to get those tongues to your nether-regions.

    Man I guess

    I'd rather be one of those city-farmers, you know

    A couple dozen already-grown nether-region lickers kept in a pen on the rooftop of my building

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    headhunt Robert Khoo.

    i'd get one of the best business people out there, and Penny Arcade would go out of business in a week!

    ...

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I would go to high end country clubs and be denounced as "new money"

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i would oppress the poor

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    like really hard

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I'd buy a nice little house in the English countryside, with a large plot of land with at least one tree.

    And a beagle.

    And an entire wardrobe befitting a Victorian Gentleman.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    headhunt Robert Khoo.

    i'd get one of the best business people out there, and Penny Arcade would go out of business in a week!

    ...

    I'd head hunt Robert Khoo and buy out a genetic cloning research business.

    Then I'd unleash the Khoolective Khlones on the business world and own the world within my 5 year plan.

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Two chicks at the... awwwwww

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    solid

    gold

    cocaine

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