So Wrestlemania just ended. Here are the results in spoilers in case you missed it:
Sheamus beat Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds to become the new WHC.
Kane defeated Orton.
Big Show pinned Cody Rhodes and achieved his Wrestlemania moment.
Maria Menounos and KK beat Eve and Beth Phoenix.
An Era Ended as Undertaker went to 20-0, defeating HHH.
TEAM JOHNNY IS VICTORIOUS!
CM Punk makes Chris Jericho tap out.
The Rock beats Cena. The Rock beats Cena good.
But enough of all that. Because you came here to talk about wrestling. And according to everyone I've ever talked to, the best wrestling occurred on Monday nights.
THIS IS NITRO!
FEATURING THE BEST IN CRUISERWEIGHTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MviJfs2Mimc
BEST IN MIDCARD WRESTLERS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66FZQsiaHDQ
AND THE BEST IN HEAVYWEIGHTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di2DX_3KStQ
ALSO THEY HAD A BOMB-ASS SHOW ON THURSDAYS CALLED THUNDER THAT I'M SURE EVERYONE WATCHED BECAUSE IT WAS AWESOME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8fOqsC8kw
So let's talk about WCW and not how much we hated the latest WWE PPV. You can even talk about TN
pffffhahahahahaha I can't even finish this oh god they're so bad. Also talk about Brodus Clay and the ramifications of keeping a Funkasaurus in captivity.
AND I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO PUT THIS BACK ON YOUTUBE. YOU ARE WELCOME.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT3MNWn_A3g
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Let's dance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwd4mKyfzaw
Both are from Hollywood and beat girls in the wrestling ring
Now bask in the glory of a better video than anything in the OP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LCefflT-eY
Or it is the best thing ever and you are just jealous. It has the right mix of:
Great match.
Jericho.
Hilarious WCW moments.
Thunder.
La Parka.
Winning combination.
3DS: 2981-5304-3227
this is bullshit
if the taker/trips match is bad i'm punching a guy
already mad that someone spoiled it for me
Was it precedent that spoiled it?
Or maybe captain obvious?
nah it was a buddy
i was trying to maintain disbelief until i could see it
i mean the streak is like the last thing left to really argue about forever, i wanted to believe it could end
but nope
oh well
I don't actually care, just what else am I gonna post on a Sunday night at 1 in the morning.
Although I'm sure I'll get a PM about it or something.
Other than the Bryan thing did you think the show was really that bad up till HiaC? Orton/Kane and Cody/Show wasn't bad and I didn't mind Show getting the IC title. Cody better move on to the main event after he heals up though.
As previously said, HHH/Taker was worth the price. The wrestling I would say was a bit better than last year, but with the story and the inclusion of Shawn Michaels it instantly became my favorite match of the night.
I wish they hadn't added in the whole Jericho doing personal attacks on Punk's family angle. It would have been such a wonderful match with just those two going at it, instead of wasting the first part with Jericho trying to get punk to DQ himself. Except for Jericho demanding punk hit him in the head with the chair, that was entertaining. Though me and my brother agreed, Punk doesn't have to hand over the title to Jericho if he kills him with a chair shot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQXfoMFvVT4&list=FLWL5ZYCMRwcnIRrn3QzjKxg&index=1&feature=plpp_video
*I've never seen an AJ Lee match, but I assume she's not as good as Gail Kim.
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didn't care about any of those things
show getting a mania win and the belt is alright though
how'd we do bro
am i gonna be in charge now
if not, why am i talking to you?
3DS: 2981-5304-3227
From the sounds of things the motivation was less to bury Bryan and give a middle finger to the people who enjoyed this:
...and more to have the whole "shortest title loss at a WrestleMania" thing. Which, ok, I get that.
...but the Cody Rhodes/Big Show match is RIGHT THERE. Having Cody lose in an embarrassingly short amount of time would be a great way to payoff the angle with Big Show, a man I could legitimately believe could end a match in 20 seconds. Instead they started off the show by shitting on fans excited to see a good match and then paraded out a train of awful until about half-way through the Taker/HHH match.
but
but
But I picked Kane to win
Except you're the only one who thinks Kane/Orton and Rhodes/Show were awful. They were good matches.
This sort of soured the entire show for me. Silly I know.
Not really silly, it did set a bad tone that one of the major title matches was resolved in less than a minute at the start of the show.
Have you ever thought that maybe these kind of knee-jerk reactionary WWE Defense Force generalizations miiiiight be part of the reason you don't get to make threads?
Well before this thread starts to stink of Goose lets get back to what really matters in 2012...WCW :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4wJuU-fJo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie98iPVfTUw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmcfJI7RQIY
Wrestlemania Results
Official unless something went terrible wrong in the computron.
Bedlam 64
Sweeney Tom 63
Spooch 60
Magell 59
Hullis 58
PwnanObrien 58
Dogbone33 57
Lux 56
FecklessRogue 56
Hjorvarthr 55
SanderJK 55
Maximum 55
Radius 55
Nirya 53
The lovely bastard 53
kingworks 51
Nothing 51
LBD_Nytetrayn 51
EvilBadman 50
Ninja Squirrel 50
CarbonRod 49
Temporal Paradox 49
MyNameIsWalrus 48
Goose! 47
facetious 47
The Geebs That Is A Pony 46
Triple B 46
David_T 46
Martian 45
Alistair Hutton 44
Doomsong8 44
Bloodsheed 43
Legacy 43
Schide 39
Gonmun 39
411Randle 37
Shadowen 35
Matev 35
MolotovCockatoo 34
Devlin_Dragonus 34
Assuran 33
JABMonkey 26
Psychotic One 23
The pain73 18
Gonmun [39] vs Radius [55]
SE++ Champion Sweeney Tom [63] vs Hjorvathr [55]
411Randle [37] vs Martian [45] for the Vacant D&D Championship
Maximum and Spooch [115] Vs. FecklessRogue and Magell [115] Vs. Bedlam and Hullis [122] Vs. Matev and PwnanObrien [93] Vs. Goose and Sweeney Tom [110]
EvilBadman [50] Vs. Nirya [53] Spooch [60] TheLovelyBastard [53]
Season Standings? Fuck you, get an abacus! Or wait until morning.
Hey my score looks wrong! PM ME, I fed points into an equation rather than doing it by hand because I don't trust my math at 2am.
Second GM? A WILD VOTING FORM APPEARS
THE DRAFT will be based on the results of Extreme Rules. Maybe. Depends on the GM vote. You know what, pretend I only said THE DRAFT IS COMING and acted all mysterious and shit.
Actually, Kane/Orton on paper could've main-evented all day long, but ended up being almost as insignificant and uninteresting as the divas tag match. And Show/Rhodes was only good to see Big Show finally get his WrestleMania binky. Wrestling-wise, it was a mediocre match at best.
Steam
As it stands, it's just awful.