Today there was an incident. While my writing/acting buddies left to go to Walmart I was left with the house's dog. After 30 or so minutes I decided to let it out. The moment we are in the backyard I realize the door automatically locks & see the door be slammed shut by the wind. The wind of the local sand storm happening at that very moment. Every door in & out of the backyard is locked, I left my phone & shoes inside and the storm is getting worse.
Cut ahead a couple minutes and I have built a rudimentary ladder out of garbage cans and anything else I can find in the backyard. I am now Marv from Home Alone 2, struggling to climb over this spear-like fence. Eventually I get over, resulting in a couple cuts.
I have to come up with six sources for a "webliography" about ITIL (which google, not the assignment, has told me is Information Technology Infrastructure Library). Then I have to write a two page paper, using at least the two sources the instructor provided us, and potentially the rest of my sources that I found on my own.
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also if this past week is any proof I may end up with some just as great stories in college
i climbed in the bathroom window and nearly broke my neck falling into the tub
f this paper
everything fucking sucks again now
they assured me the utmost discretion!
In fact I might say that is the prime directive of college.
my job is to test all real dolls before they leave the factory floor
I plan on it
also a two night trip next week/end for the regional one act competition
hooooooo boy
Also, when the hell you going to come out to PAX Prime!?!
live like you're gonna die every day
also damn I think I need to write up a thing about Higlander 2
it will be subtitled AGRESSIVE STUPIDITY
it is just so absurd, and I am now watching the special edition and whatnot
and it is crazier than
so you're Insp. #9
They could use sean connary again too, since he hasn't aged a day.
I made them re-do scalia 5 times before I felt his jowls were soft enough
Hopefully this fall. Gonna check out the date for it and the start of classes for me and how those coincide.
I'm fairly certain they're really close together, but I might do it anyways
christopher lambert's jacked up talking is what makes that movie
Nay!
I need you at PAX Oghulk.
For real
oh, i know this game dude
when i visited my lady over spring break, we both got fucked by stomach bugs and spent 1/2 the time vomiting
and still i felt better wrapped around her toilet than i did gettin' off of that plane
your dream of living the movie salo is a borderline war crime
oh well then i thank you for your service
They said Socrates corrupted the youth.
And look at him now!!!
Sure.
helping high school kids with their history projects?
At least it's a nice day?
:?
Yeah true
I was actually thinking about that the other day.
If you were 500 years old and had lived pretty much everywhere, how fucked up would your accent be?
Meh.
i had a lady argue with me for ~15 minutes about whether "buy 2, get one free" meant literally the same thing as "buy one get one free"
the difference between the two just could not penetrate her brain
I think "So Crates" and then I stop and correct myself before saying the name out loud.
you aren't alone there
This only made walking around everywhere searching for places not suck as much
but now my feet are killing me and I'm tired and ufhasgjkhagaugjehguishgjwieugjk,hgil;uhjawlgi.asuigujek
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