Looks like the party's over

babyeatingjesus

Well I weighed in a week ago at 180 lbs, which was always my maximum in my head before I had to start eating better and exercising, so I haven't eaten any burgers or missed a day of running since, and now the shakes and the cold sweats are starting.

Someone distract me from my burning desire to go to McDonald's right now and spend $25 on double cheeseburgers.

Knob

eat the food BUTTLUST

embrace the lard

porkchops and gravy and fried chicken and waffles

lostwords

No one likes fatties. That thought motivates me to work out and not pig out during every meal.

Rankenphile

I fry everything in real butter and bacon grease for that home-cooked flavor that ya just can't beat!

Nucsh

Fuck, I need to start doing this
My cut off is 185, and I am at it, and nothing is changing

This means that I'll run tonight when I get back home in NC, I'll run tomorrow after court, and I'll hit the gym back on campus tomorrow night. Fuck if I want to be a fatty. I did that once - never again.

Silmaril

I am going to eat like a slob tonight.

Perhaps I will have a KFC megabucket all to myself

bongi

don't eat it!!

tsplitter

lostwords wrote: »

No one likes fatties. That thought motivates me to work out and not pig out during every meal.

dont mess with fat people

we can literally crush you

and well be able to "catch you first" when youre asleep at night

babyeatingjesus

Knob wrote: »

eat the food BUTTLUST

embrace the lard

porkchops and gravy and fried chicken and waffles

Masturbating furiously.

Seriously, if I don't start setting up a cheat day, I am going to end up like Ben Stiller's character in Dodgeball.

Nucsh

Seriously who likes fatties

Aside from the dude that nailed that 420lb chick that didn't know she was pregnant

Rankenphile

I get all my exercise from the internet.

Found an awesome torrent for it.

Nucsh

Shit rank you need to share that shit

link plz

Knob

okay here's the plan

you get some fresh pork chops from the butcher

you throw them in a pan with some butter and garlic and splash some dry gin in there and sear the outsides

then you throw 'em in a pan and cover them in a layer of brown gravy, mushrooms, and oysters. then you layer some stuffing and some apple slices over that and you throw it all in the oven

then you gain 30 pounds

but it's worth it

tsplitter

blah blah drink drano blah blah blah

Wren

aren't lean pork chops fairly low in fat and stuff?

Knob

lean pork chops are for girls and fags

and fag girls

evilbob

Wren wrote: »

aren't lean pork chops fairly low in fat and stuff?

last time i checked that was the definition of lean

androo87

I'm not fat.. but I weigh 245 pounds. That's pretty rad.. I think..

Wren

they're pretty good though. get some olive oil sauce thing going or something as well with a side of steamed veggies..

mmm, I am so hungry right now

Knob

androo87 wrote: »

I'm not fat.. but I weigh 245 pounds. That's pretty rad.. I think..

nope

you're fat

Wren

I weigh 130 and am about 5'9"

androo87

I'm 6'5. That's hardly fat.

Solid_Snake-a

shop around those thinspiration websites

those girls know how to party

Darth Waiter

Knob wrote: »

androo87 wrote: »

I'm not fat.. but I weigh 245 pounds. That's pretty rad.. I think..

nope

you're fat

Dude, he's in the desert; they kill and eat the fat ones.

Wren

fish is good food too.

theres so much healthy but delicious food out there I often wonder how stupid fat people are.

Knob

androo87 wrote: »

I'm 6'5. That's hardly fat.

it isn't hardly fat

it is fat


lumpy o'bacongrease over here

androo87

We actually eat pretty fucking good out here. Get this! They caught some lobsters off the gulf and we had lobster and steak the other night. It's a rare thing.. but mmmmmmmmm.

Druhim

Knob's right. If you're going to eat pork, why the fuck would you bother eating the leanest shit you can get which will also end up being the least flavorful? I'm not saying you should eat a pound of bacon for dinner but there's a tradeoff and cut with a little fat is going to taste so much better than some piece of crap that's had every last little scrap of flavor inducing fat trimmed off it. I don't get why people like chicken breast so much either aside from the fact that it's leaner. Yeah, it's also really bland and relatively dry. Man up and have some dark meat and just eat resonable portions to account for the fact the meat's a littlle more fatty but so much more moist and flavorful.

Butters

Wren wrote: »

I weigh 130 and am about 5'9"

Ha ha I was like that in high school. I'm about 152 now. I could use a toning in the abdomen though.

GOJIRA!

androo87 wrote: »

I'm not fat.. but I weigh 245 pounds. That's pretty rad.. I think..

I weigh half that.

One of these days I'm going to try sending myself UPS.

Knob

did you know that the thigh is the most delicious piece of fried chicken

some scientists proved it

Butters

Druhim wrote: »

Knob's right. If you're going to eat pork, why the fuck would you bother eating the leanest shit you can get which will also end up being the least flavorful? I'm not saying you should eat a pound of bacon for dinner but there's a tradeoff and cut with a little fat is going to taste so much better than some piece of crap that's had every last little scrap of flavor inducing fat trimmed off it. I don't get why people like chicken breast so much either aside from the fact that it's leaner. Yeah, it's also really bland and relatively dry. Man up and have some dark meat and just eat resonable portions to account for the fact the meat's a littlle more fatty but so much more moist and flavorful.

I prefer white meat in chicken but I prefer a New York strip to a fillet mignon so I know where you are coming from.

Wren

Butters wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

I weigh 130 and am about 5'9"

Ha ha I was like that in high school. I'm about 152 now. I could use a toning in the abdomen though.

I wish I was still in high school, then I would have an excuse for being this skinny. of course in high school I ate so much crap I still don't know why I can't gain weight.







also I think lean pork is really good, especially prepared just right. I know you like chewing on huge chunks of fat, but some of us don't.

Butters

Wren wrote: »

Butters wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

I weigh 130 and am about 5'9"

Ha ha I was like that in high school. I'm about 152 now. I could use a toning in the abdomen though.

I wish I was still in high school, then I would have an excuse for being this skinny. of course in high school I ate so much crap I still don't know why I can't gain weight.

Yeah I had a disgusting metabolism like that but I've been gaining a little weight since I was put on acid reflux medication.

Cerrius

Anyone know good websites about dieting or have a good plan?

Garlic Bread

i am like 5'6.5" and weigh ~143lbs

i stopped drinking soda last week so that'll lose some weight

Butters

Keith wrote: »

i am like 5'6.5" and weigh ~143lbs

i stopped drinking soda last week so that'll lose some weight

Yeah a diet coke with that value meal will help you lose weight.

bongi

i'm going to the gym later hopefully

if my ankle isn't still a bit sore

Garlic Bread

Star_Colonel_Ian wrote: »

Anyone know good websites about dieting or have a good plan?

Step 1) Stop eating shit
Step 2) Stop driving down the block and actually walk to places

It's not that hard

Garlic Bread

Butters wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

i am like 5'6.5" and weigh ~143lbs

i stopped drinking soda last week so that'll lose some weight

Yeah a diet coke with that value meal will help you lose weight.

but I don't eat fast food

shit, I barely even eat

Synthetic Orange

I feel like I could go for a dozen chicken wings right now.